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Good riddance

Skull mining

NCAN arriving to tell us they already know the people involved.

Did you meet and transact with a uniformed man at the gate of the immigration office?
Or does he have a desk and superiors inside the office?

Damn!! Naija my country
These hungry looking fellas couldn't have defrauded people.
The police chief should do better

We were told npowerng is now on nairaland to reach and help applicants resolve complaints quicker. But the moniker hardly respond to mentions. Just creates a post once in a blue moon

Lol. Dunno why I'm just reading his responses in his croaky voice.

Let me buy a car first, then I'll come back and read the post.

These Revealia photographers shaaa want to blow by fire and by force.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Beats-Studio-Wireless-On-Ear-Headphones-Bluetooth-Beats-by-Dr-Dre-Titanium-NEW-/232345221325?epid=176529577&hash=item3618dab8cd%3Ag%3A6moAAOSw-3FZIvh5&_trkparms=pageci%253A2f31405c-81b5-11e7-b017-74dbd180bb36%257Cparentrq%253Ae5dd7b9315d0abc3055e8ec0fffee679%257Ciid%253A16

Justi4jesu I need this delivered to me in Al Nahda, Sharjah. Tell me cost in AED

If it's to throw banter on Twitter with Kenyans, Nigerians would have the upper hand. But an incredible revolution is going on there now. The youth are standing up to their rights and responsibilities while we're still here in Nigeria worrying about NCAN and all other irrelevant sorts

Very apt.
Furthermore, my people need orientation to always consider helping out accident victims as a top priority before pulling out phones to snap/record the scene and send to the press.
Making money off other people's mishap

Frustrating to realize that a full grown man like this, has no brain inside his skull.

The heart of man is indeed extremely wicked.

You won't believe that when I opened this thread, there was no comment.
I gallantly proceeded to clinch the coveted FTC.
Only to see all these commenters above me
You already know the network provider I'm subscribed to

Thanks to God

Nice one

See as these commenters just dey buy lands

chrisbrown20:
chai u mumu

You're a B A S T A R D for quoting me

F

Wait

Option 1: Birds of a feather flock together i.e person above me is childish

Option 2: Unlike terms attract i.e person above me isn't childish.

NL's please like for option 1 and share for option 2

auntysimbiat:
Weldone guy !

He's not on Nairaland ma

A Benue State-born man (name withheld) has sacked his newly married wife because she was making some ‘funny moaning’ sounds while being raped by armed robbers in his presence.

According to Daily Post, the incident played out in the couple’s residence on Bello Street in the Iyana-Ejigbo area of Lagos State, when armed robbers visited them in the death of night few months after they came back from their village where they had conducted their traditional marriage.

It was learned that after the heavily armed gunmen invaded Baba Eneh’s house around 3 am and demanded money, the native of Owukpa, Ogadigbo Local Government Area of Benue allegedly told the gunmen that he had only N3, 500 at home.

The man, a commercial bus driver, reportedly begged the robbers that he did not have much money at home since he had expended all his savings on marrying his new wife and they were just trying to settle down.

But the robbers who were angry that the man did not have much money at home, decided to gang-rape his wife at gunpoint and descended on her.

However, when the robbers left after raping the woman, the commercial driver was said to have raised hell, accusing his wife of enjoying the rape by moaning in excitement and twisting her waist as the robbers sexually assaulted her, instead of screaming for help.

He was quoted as telling his neighbours:

“Imagine my wife, instead of her to cry for help, she was busy making some funny sounds, an indication that she was enjoying the sex, even in my presence.”

He was said to have ordered the woman out of his house on the ground that she disgraced him as it is against the customs of his community for a married woman to have sex with another man.


The man is said to be afraid of what the gods of his land will do to him and has asked the wife to return to her village for the cleansing rites and sacrifices to be made.

Source: http://www.adeolafayehun.com/2017/06/man-sacks-new-wife-for-moaning-while.html?m=1

alcmene:
Locals everywhere..... imagine this afonja dude hasn't been to the airport not to talk of seeing an aircraft in his entire life.

There types are the ones that attack other regions for not being developed even when he's yet to leave his enclave.

I hope you don't go stand in the runway and be shouting..... "aeroplane tuoro m akpa ego "

If you must throw bants, ensure that your grammar and spellings are flawless.

You say Na Evans??

We're moving to the front page then

Ten years later, the thread makes FP

dingbang I have just installed the app and used your referral code.
When your bank newly launched the app, I was told I needed to purchase token before I'll be able to use the app. I almost closed my account with your bank.
I'm glad the app can be used now, without paying for any token.

PS: Very apt marketing strategy you got, I pray you meet your target. I know you will. All the best

Just look at what is bothering the people we elected into office.

OP your English teachers would be very proud of you o. Infact to them, I say

Akthedream112:
I WILL RATHER STAY 2 YEARS WITHOUT SEX JUST LIKE EFE..

Just look at life.
Someone (thing) that claimed IT doesn't see anything good in EFE, now wants to be like him and emulate his lifestyle.

Asking someone to change her dp, whereas you ugly regret of an offspring isn't even proud to put up ur pic.

Talking to people like you is my way of donating to charity. And I've done enough for today. #TEAMEFE for the muller!!

Akthedream112:
PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PIC... IT REMINDS ME OF ONE VILLAGE ASHAWO.. THANKS

Pervert, I've lost count of the number of ladies you've called ashawo on this thread. That says all about your psyche. And I refuse to stoop to your degraded and miserable level. Cheers Dimwit!!