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The highly anticipatedDurex Campus Heat Awards 2016 is an award show planned to pay tribute to several young men and women who overtime have shown a dedication to the advancement of the nation through creativity, hard work, social relevance, philanthropy and varying entrepreneurial endeavors.This years edition of the Awards held at theOriental Hotel– Victoria Island, Lagos – Nigeriaon the 21st of May, 2016.Guests definitely had a great time as asides the handing of the prestigious Campus Heat Awards Plaques, they also got to witness some epic performances byComedian Ebiye,Bolly Lomo,TeeHigh, Mayorkun, Dremoof Davido Music Worldwide,Kida Kudz, Soky, Tastee, Jah Blend, Pinki Debbie, Twist, Clinch& many more mind-blowing performances.Check Out the Durex Campus Heat Awards 2016; Official Winners List Below.Freshers SegmentMost Intelligent (Male)Marvelous Ajisafe – Covenant University (Winner)Nere Omatsola – Covenant UniversityEbi Law – Benson Idahosa UniversityMark Obinna – Babcock UniversityDamilola Adeniji – Caleb UniversityMost Intelligent (Female)Ibitoye Oluwatomini – LASU(Winner)OladeleIswat – Babcock UniversityEsther Ashimolowo – Bells UniversityLove Alabi – Covenant UniversityJoy Imope – Landmark UniversityDurex Most Enterprising Award (Male)KK (Mr Class) – Covenant University (Winner)Chidera Oliver – Redeemers UniversityOluseyiLaiyemo – Bells UniversityNajib Suara – Redeemers UniversityAde (AD Vintage) – Caleb UniversityDurex Most Enterprising Award (Female)Serbia Wilson – Afe Babalola University (Winner)Nkechi Anyanwu Sophia (Kechie) – Covenant UniversityAfe Boo (MUA) – Covenant UniversityAdeola (MUA) – YabatechPrincess Chukwu – Lead City UniversityMost InnovativeOgege Ovie – Covenant University (Winner)Serbia Wilson – Afe Babalola UniversityKenechukwu ‘Gaimboy’ Okwugba – Lead City UniversityChukwuezugoNwobi – Covenant UniversityIfeme C.S – UNILAGDurex Male Model of the Year AwardTegaSalubi – Covenant University(Winner)Leonard Adejumo – Adeleke UniversityDavid Ebuka Godfrey – Babcock UniversityEbuka Samiko Odunukwe – Babcock UniversityChidera Oliver – Redeemers UniversityDurex Female Model of the Year AwardZainab Bello – UNILAG (Winner)Peggy (Gretel) – Afe Babalola UniversityFolashade Odupitan – Lead City UniversityDenrele Odunlana – Babcock University –Omowunmi Oluwagbenga – Bells UniversityDurex Most Fashionable Male AwardOseme Robert – Covenant University (Winner)Leonard Adejumo – Adeleke University (Winner)Kelvin Ossai – Bells UniversityTimmy Odunsi – YabatechVictor Adeyemo – Caleb UniversityDurex Most Fashionable Female AwardChinonye Okwuma – Covenant University (Winner)Precious Merccy – AfeBabalola UniversityEse-osa Okosun – Babcock UniversityAdebusola Aladenusi – Afe Babalola UniversityPelumi Ogunwodede – Covenant UniversityDurex Most Popular Male AwardKelvin Ossai – Bells University (Winner)IdrisAdejoh – Babcock UniversityMayowa Somide –UNILAGHakeem Omobolaji – Bells UniversityNajib Suara – Redeemers UniversityDurex Most Popular Female AwardStephanie Okoye – UNILAG (Winner)Opeyemi Sampson – UNILAGTeniola Olaoye – Caleb UniversityShirley Ekawu – Afe Babalola UniversityKimberley Olston – Covenant UniversityDurex Most Handsome AwardDavid Ebuka Godfrey – Babcock University(Winner)Lekan Akano– Caleb UniversityCharles Ekemini – Bowen UniversityDaniel Ilesanmi – Lead City UniversityOnyinye UgoDurex Most Beautiful AwardChisom Naomi Stoned – Lagos State University (Winner)Tolu Adedokun – Bells UniversityGlory Egwede – Landmark UniversityAmarachi Reginald -Lead City UniversityNaomi Gabriel – Redeemers UniversityMost Desirable (Male)Chukwumar Katchy – Covenant UniversityDavid Ebuka Godfrey – Babcock UniversityPaul Akubo – Covenant UniversityTimmy Odunsi – YabatechUgoIdama – Bells UniversityMost Desirable (Female)Abiola Balogun – Caleb University (Winner)Ashely Mekoba – Covenant UniversityEsther Okechukwu– Landmark UniversityPrecious Mercy Mbukpa –Afe Babalola UniversityKimberly Olston – Covenant UniversityEntertainer of the Year (Freshers)MC Warri Boy – University of Nsukka (Winner)Ugo Famous – Caleb UniversityKING DRG – Babcock UniversityTimz–Bells UniversityMayor Sebz



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Hello Peeps, you can now swap your Visafone lines for GSM enabled one. You still have your same numbers, same Visafone and access to 160millions Nigerians with a wider coverage. For details on migration, please visit www.visafone.com.ng What is Visafone Customer Migration? Visafone customer migration is a simple process of migration that allows all VISAFONE numbers work on the MTN network and function as a GSM service. As a Visafone customer, why do I need to do this customer migration to MTN? You will be required to perform the migration because VISAFONE is now owned by MTN and all VISAFONE lines now be powered MTN. Will I be required to change my number? No, you are not required to change your number. Your VISAFONE number will be retained on the MTN network. What will happen to my tariff plan for data or voice? All tariff plan and data bundle packages will remain unique to VISAFONE. Where can I go to do the SIM migration? You can visit any MTN or VISAFONE Retail shops nearest to you to perform the migration process. How much does it cost to do the migration to MTN? The Migration process and New SIM Card are FREE of charge. How long will the migration process take to be activated on MTN network? Migration process is instant but your line will be expected to be active on the MTN Network within 24 hours of activation. Do I expect any further service distruption afterward as a result of the migration? No, we do not expect any further service disruption however, if you do experience disruption for any reason, you can always let our Customer Care Representatives know, they will be glad to help you restore your service promptly. What are the requirement for the migration process? The following details will be required from you to validate ownership of the line before a Migration is done on any VISAFONE number Duly filled Migration form (to be provided to customer on visit). An active VISAFONE MSISDN. Three (3) frequently dialled numbers. A Valid ID card – International Passport (Data Page), Driver's license, National ID, Voters Card, etc. VISAFONE SIM or Starter Pack/kits (Optional). Last recharge and activation date (optional). Can I send somebody to do the migration on my behalf? No, you cannot. PROXY Migration process is not allowed. My Visafone SIM card is lost or stolen but I know the number, I want to do Visafone migration to MTN, what do I do? Your VISAFONE SIM card is a requirement for you to do VISAFONE to MTN MIGRATION, however, we will be required to do a strict security check of other details on the line before your Migration can be considered. This is at the discretion of the customer care representative and based on your response to all security details. What do I do if I don't have a valid ID? 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Once I swap my line to MTN, will I be eligible to port my number to any other GSM network provider anytime? No, Visafone line will not be able to do porting. After swaping to MTN, if I don't use my line for a period of time will I be disconnected? Yes, we operate in accordance to NCC guideline to discount all dormant lines within a period of 90 days but not more than 120days off the network. What do I do if I travelled for a long period? You can subscribe to our product called "keep my number", which allows you extend your dormancy period for you to 1year. How do I subcribe to that and what does it cost? You can simply dial *365*1# OR SEND KMN to 36500. This service cost N500.00 yearly. Will I be able to take part in any MTN promos and free offers once swapped to MTN network? No, you may not be eligible to take part in any MTN promos except promotion targeted at Visafone customer. Will my network reception still be restricted to only where Visafone has network coverage? No, you will have access to MTN extensive network coverage Nationwide. What other benefit do I enjoy for migrating to MTN Below are some benefit you will enjoy: You will now have access to use your Visafone line wherever MTN network is available. Access to over 160 million MTN customers. Expanded access to MTN wide roaming partnership. You will retain your MSISDN and Tariff plans. You will have access to be served at all the over 400 MTN service touch point nationwide. What are the current voice and data plans available? See below data and voice plans. More enriching tariffs maybe available soon Voice Plans Talk Smart A package that enables customers call at an affordable rate of 10k/sec and 20k/sec for on-net/off-net calls respectively.Customer pays N5 daily rental fee and is expected to dial *444*127# to migrate. Super 10 A tariff plan that enables new and existing customers make calls to all networks at 10k/sec with a daily rental fee of N5. Customer pays N5 daily rental fee and simply dial *444*132# to migrate. Super 11 A unique tariff plan that enables new and existing customers make calls to all networks in Nigeria at 11l/sec with the 1st minute of the day at 15k/sec. Customer simply dials *444*133# to migrate. Liberty A unique plan that offers customers more value for money with calls as low as 12k/sec to all networks with the 1st minute of the day costs 25k/sec. Customer simply dials *444*137# to migrate. Power 2.0 A fixed wireless plan that enables customers make on-net calls at 10k/sec and off-net calls at 18k/sec. International call to US, Cananda, China and UK fixed cost N8/min while customers simply dial *444*128# to migrate. Data Plans, Description Cost, Validity, Short Code 150MB: 449 1 day *444*651*MDN# 100MB: 500 7 days *444*657*MDN# 200MB: 1000 30 days *444*813*MDN# 2GB: 2000 30 days *444*586*MDN# 4GB: 3499 30 days *444*812*MDN# 10GB: 5999 30 days *444*652*MDN# 13GB: 7499 30 days *444*656*MDN# 15GB: 9999 30 days *444*653*MDN# 20GB: 12999 30 days *444*654*MDN# 26GB: 15999 30 days *444*655*MDN# How do I migrate to other package on Visafone line? Simply dial the designated short codes e.g. (*444*package code#).

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Nairalanders, please help a fellow Nairalander....... I need your votes to win this award...... I was nominated for Campus heat Award 2016..... Voting has started........ Even if the post pisses you just vote for me& For those that might not have time to vote you can drop ur email & Twitter or Instagram..... So that I will do the voting myself ....... You can as well send it to my WhatsApp no.... 07030387084 Name of Nominee=MCWARRIBOY Award or category=Fresher's Entertainer of the year School. =UNN

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All road will Today, Thursday will lead to Onitsha, as his Excellency, Chief Dr. Willie Obiano commissions the ultra modern shopping mall. i will keep you abreast with details and pictures

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Nairalanders, please help a fellow Nairalander.......
I need your votes to win this award......
I was nominated for Campus heat Award 2016.....
Voting has started........
Even if the post pisses you just vote for me&
For those that might not have time to vote
you can drop ur email & Twitter or Instagram.....
So that I will do the voting myself .......
You can as well send it to my WhatsApp no....
07030387084

Name of Nominee=MCWARRIBOY
Award or category=Fresher's Entertainer of the year
School. =UNN


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Fast Rising Comedian Mcwarriboy Turns To Vegetarian Mc Warriboy I Love being A Vegetarian "I don't! I mind being called a vegetarian, but if you're eating a meat sandwich know it, that's what carnivores eat, So whether you're doing it across from me, in my peripheral vision, or sneakily behind my back, it's having the same effect on the world, so where you're eating it doesn't affect me. Unless you're trying to make me feel bad specifically by eating meat at me, if that's a thing, in which case I would mind that you're a jerk." So, will you eat at a non-vegetarian restaurant? "Sure! These days, more and more restaurants have vegetarian options, and I like to support them and order those things, because I feel as though my adding to the demand for those items might lead to there being even more of them, especially in aggregate with the demand for those items by other like-minded people. This one's not a joke! Just a real thought. Sometimes that's what life's about. Having real thoughts and sharing them. Ahh. Feels good." Mc Warriboy It must have been hard limiting your diet right? "I actually eat way more adventurously than I did growing up, when I mostly just had meat pie&gala, bread peanut butter and jelly. Then, when I became a vegetarian in college, I learned about vegetable foods, Maybe I'm lucky that I grew up so gastronomically limited. But no one can eat everything all of the time anyway (though many are trying, I know, and others are filming it), so in a way, everyone's options are limited. As long as humans are mortal, we can only eat so much in our lifetimes." Mc Warriboy So do you suggest i be a vegetarian too? You don't know what you're missing! "I actually do! I ate meat for more than half my life, and then made a choice to stop. So if either of us doesn't know what we're missing, it's you! I'm having the fullest experience possible! Part of life full of meat, and part of life full of non-meat! You're only having one of the two experiences. You're living a half-full life, with respect to this issue, in the way that I framed it to trick and trap you.

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4C2215131:
Assuming you've gone through the above, here is a conservative cost:

1. LAPTOP
Whether you use turntables, controllers or media players you need the laptop to act as a repository for your songs and also DJ software.120-150k ( I recommend a brand new one).

Why so costly? It's all about the specs. Some DJ Software can be CPU tasking and RAM consuming. You need at least a dual-core running at about 1-7ghz speed and above and at least 2gig Ram coupled with at least a 500HD. Now note that you can use a fairly used system of say 50k but make sure it meets the above standards. The Ram is extremely important especially if you want to go into video mixing. Virtual DJ is not a CPU tasking software (mostly) hence a lot of old laptops can handle it. But note that the sound chip matters also. Old laptops can't give you the kind of sound that modern laptops will.

If you're strapped for cash, go the computer village and get a fairly used modern laptop for the price mentioned above, at most you'd add say 20-30k.

2. CD DECK OR CONTROLLER
You can get some cheap and decent CD decks for about 60-80k a piece. Seeing you'll be needing two that makes it 120-160k. This price depends on the features of the deck (There are decks that go fo as high as 250k for one). I suggest you get a controller which is cheaper as it is a combination of two decks and a mixer hence saving you the price of a mixer.

3. MIXER
You can cop an entry level mixer for say 25k (with a controller, this is eliminated though I recommend you get one)

4.POWER AMPLIFIER
You can get a cheap one for 75k (I don't recommend you scrimp here as this is the powerhouse of the whole set up, if it is not up to par, your career is over before it's started.

5. SPEAKERS
You can cop one depending on the size for 50k (a single driver i.e woofer) and 80-100k (dual drivers). This is anothe extremely important piece of the puzzle. If you get it wrong, bye-bye to DJ Jimmy Jatt status!

6.SOFTWARE
200 Naira (150 if you price well)

7. WIRES, CONNECTS AND MISCELLANEOUS
Just budget about 10k.

8. WIRELESS MICROPHONE
Get one for about 18-25k

9. DJ COFFIN OR BOX OR WHATEVER NAME YOU WANNA CALL IT
Budget at your level[b] 50k[/b] tops.

So there you go. Note that I refrained from mentioning names of products and explaining certain terms as I assume you know the meaning of those terms (didn't even use jargons as such). If you need me to suggest some product names let me know. Also note that the above estimates are just guides, the market price fluctuates like what we are seeing now with the Naira value going to the dogs but suffice it to say that the mentioned prices will get you going.

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Tanx 2 u all