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Phones / Tecno Camon C8 And Blackberry Z10... Which Is Better? by kingjizzy2(m): 10:10pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Am tired of my Phone I need a new one....
so ur suggestions are needed.....
Please Tecno Camon C8 and Blackberry Z10...
Which is better? |
Jobs/Vacancies / How Much Will It Cost To Set Up D.J Business? by kingjizzy2(m): 9:33pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
My Friend just got admission last year and has started school .. but he is thinking of a business to do that will bring him cool cash & ...he doesn't want to depend solely on his his parents because they have other siblings also to pay for ... he needs a business that is student friendly... he want to start a D.J work so he can make money with his laptop ... Please list the cost of all Dj equipments for him thanks ... My D.J,s in the house over 2 u...... |
Celebrities / Re: My Experience With A Rat In My Street This Morning by kingjizzy2(m): 7:47am On Mar 31, 2016 |
fynestboy::;Ijebabe;:;:Lalasticala |
Celebrities / My Experience With A Rat In My Street This Morning by kingjizzy2(m): 7:46am On Mar 31, 2016 |
....And I am sad this morning. Just imagine, I killed one
gigantic rat this morning. The issue is that this rat
unarguably, has been a thorn in the flesh of many people in
my street. I must confess, this rabbit-like looking rat has
been a night mare to many families in my street. For over a
decade or above, this "super rat' has been venturing into
many kitchens. Nobody within these period has ever kept a
fish in the room and have it intact in the next day. its either
one of the fins of the said fish is missing, or a fleshy part of
it has been "devoured" beyond recognition. Last week, it
was this same mysterious rat that made my Next door
neighbour, Mr Adindu cut off his newly married wife's toe
while staging a "must win" battle against the rat. The other
day, the rat had to enter mama Abigail's house, fed
satisfactorily on her exorbitantly bought "cord stock fish",
meant for this year's easter. Just last night, Papa Femi
mistook His son's leg for the said rat, and left his son more
or less" one footed" at the slightest attack on the
mysterious rodent. The story continues and remains pitiful.
As God may have it, this "chief rat" incontrovertibly could
have been running back to its hideout at today's dawn,
when God delivered "him" into my hands. Just with a heavy
pounce on its head, "He" shook violently in defiance but had
no sexy alternative than to bow to my power. Passers by,
my street people, neighbours and many other onlookers
gathered to sneer at the long-haunted rodent. many were
congratulating me, some hugging me, some even went and
brought chilled water and other forms of "refreshments" just
to applaud my dogged battle and subsequent victory over
this monstrous rat. Just I was happy accepting the
encomiums, Sandra, my only crush in my street showed up.
She has never smiled at any guy or man in our street for the
past 6 years she has been living amongst us. That was
"unprecedented" She smiled at me today beyond my
imagination as she made her way to where I stood. I
needn't be reminded that "luck was about shining on me. I
stood watching her amidst "petty" chuckling as she came
forward. Every part of my body was rejoicing at her coming.
Guess what! The "unexpected happened. I must confess, I
was already counting myself a "worthy and lucky one", of
course, was ready but reticent to hear her whisper"
Mcwarriboy,
I am surprise to see you terminate the "rugged" existence of
this rat. You are such a brave man. I admire your bravery. I
think I have seen a real man to be with. But I wish to make a
request to you right now and here. WOULD YOU MARRY
ME??. That I kept thinking would happen until Sandra
stopped in front of me. Smiled more 'convincingly" and said
to my uttermost mixup of surprise and confusion "
Mcwarriboy,
Thank you for killing the rat. I can now sleep with both eyes
well shut at nights. Of course, I can now begin to think if
giving you my heart is the best thing to do." "I am leaving
for Canada in two days time" she had said and maneuvered
her way out of the sandy crowd. Though wasn't happy at all,
but I WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THE ERA OF "GETTING
A GIRL'S/WOMAN'S HEART BY VIRTUE OF ONE'S PROWESS
OR BRAVERY! (Warriboy again) |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Running For Senate by kingjizzy2(m): 6:14am On Mar 30, 2016 |
[]Good one, Umeh is a stupid man. How can Umeh resign from party chairman to contest for senate. Umeh cause peter obi exist from apga. Obi we are strongly behind u. Obiano continue ur wisky. Oga shut up Umeh he finished his Tenure....he didn't resign |
Romance / Re: When A Guy Needs The Sex Sooo Bad, And Says Funny Tinz : Ladies Share Ur Views by kingjizzy2(m): 8:15pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
I dey beg like winch no pretence 1 Like |
Education / Which Nigerian Tertiary Institution Have Entertainment Industry For Artistes by kingjizzy2(m): 10:41pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
Good Evening gentlemen and queens,this thread is meant to
serve as a pointer to admission seekers who prolly have
the intention of Investing in their talent in the university when they
get admitted.
you can help the thread by outlining how good the
university Entertainment Industry helps in the school,which might include
awards,talent hunt,pageantry e.t.c
Your contributions are welcome,let us see the school that gat it. |
Romance / You Too Can Get Over That Heart Break By Mc_warriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 8:52am On Mar 26, 2016 |
I remember when my Ex ended the relationship with me, I
was so devastated. I got so much heartbroken, I felt so
much betrayed when she hooked up with a new guy
immediately, I felt so used, I hated love, I swore never to
love again, I fell sick, I skipped eating food for some good
days, I reduced in my size, I felt like I wasn't fitting in my
friends who were a couple, and I asked myself a lot of
questions like, why does it have to be me being heartbroken
all the time, why quitting me, why forgetting all what we had
gone through in just minutes, why not applying the lessons
I had learnt in other peoples past breakups I had seen and
many other related questions. .
.
But one morning when I rose up from a sleepless,
thoughtful and a tearful night, I asked myself why I was
hurting, crying and skipping food for the past days. I
realized that there was nothing so big to worry and cry for.
She was a just a stranger that I met and she made me
develop love feelings and then she had to leave. I had not
lost my daughter, not a sister and not a relative. Just "some
girl." I was suffering for nothing.
.
It looked like it was my loss at that jiffy but in real sense it
was hers. She had lost someone who truly loved her that
she will never find again. . Since then I realized that
spending all my time thinking about her, reminiscing about
the happy moments we had shared, the future plans we had
set, and being miserable was a waste of my precious time. I
had to stop my tears and my thoughts and came back to
my normal senses. I then diverted that time and my
attention to other productive things like my family, my
dreams, my work, and my portraits. .
.
That's where my healing process started from. I realized
that she was just a page in my book of life. Meaning I only
needed the courage to close it and open a new one. It
wasn’t easy for me. It took me some time but I made. At
first when I used to look at her status, photos and online
flirting with her new guy it would hurt me deeply but after a
month they could do nothing to me. I could find them in my
news feed and don't feel anything at all.
.
Yeah, it’s never easy to get over someone you truly loved so
much but once you do it. It’s the best decision ever. Never
think that you will never heal from that break up. You will.
It’s just a matter of time, courage and effort. Never think you
won’t love again. You will when the right time comes and
you will be the happiest person ever!
.
# Blessedweekahead# Team(warriboy)
IG::::Mc_warriboy
cc:: lalasticala;:; Truckpusher |
Jokes Etc / Re: Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 7:12am On Mar 26, 2016 |
cc::: Ben13
dannyluv
cc:: truckpusher |
Jokes Etc / Things #500 Can Do By Mc_warriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 7:10am On Mar 26, 2016 |
So, I took a girl out on a date and after
we finished
eating, I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira change to
give me. I asked the girl to sit let's wait for the
waiter to go look for change, and surprisingly she
said I was
embarrasing her, that I should act like a big boy
and leave the change for the waiter...
Is she crazy?
.
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't Well, let me highlight few of the
things 500 naira
can do incase she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and two
fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus around, you
will feed 5000 people..Is that the money she want
me to leave?
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size)= N100,
2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke
= 100. Total N410, and you say 500 naira na small
money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt
N100 and remaining 150 to play Bet9ja,...and
she say 500 naira na chicken change? I swear she
no well Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira
shey u know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger of
Arsenal will buy with 500
Naira?........
The most annoying thing is that its possible that
this girl has never given 500 naira offering for
church oo....... See, on a serious note...you won't
know the value of 500 naira, untill you borrow 500
naira credit from MTN and you have to pay back.
.
She angrily left but I waited for 35mins and
collected my 500naira
balance........... Cuz i'm real(its Mc warriboy again) |
Jokes Etc / The Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice By Mc_warriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 4:22pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice
.
FOREIGN PAGE:
.
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my
husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I
even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my ‘thing’.
Please advice me
how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my
‘thing’ juice sucked.
.
COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is
communication.
Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have
been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is
an expert in it.
Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing
it... you should talk to your husband.
.
.
NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my
husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’, what should I
do…? No insults abeg…
Just need your suggestions.
.
COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!
Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the
market?
Emeka Ngochi: F00l, s e x na food?
Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on
you.
Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?
Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number.
0700233766214
Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to
do with your life. Suck kor, soak- away ni.
Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?
Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!
Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please
repent!
Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace! cc,:::dani1luv cc::Ben13 |
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by kingjizzy2(m): 10:34am On Mar 10, 2016 |
thats the more reason u need 2 love him more.....the end justifies the means.... |
Events / A Nairaland Artiste Needs Your Nomination by kingjizzy2(m): 11:32am On Feb 20, 2016 |
Hello nairalanders...... nominate ur own upcoming Comedian,Nigeria campus connect ambassador,ive got talent 2016 semi finalist-----------go to the link below and nominate me......for fresher's artiste of the year&also make your school name same with mine wen nominating!!!!!thanks Name= Mcwarriboy Category of Nominee=fresher's artiste of the year Level=100 University= UNN Nsugbe campus Instagram=Mc_warriboy campusheathq.com/the-campus-heat-awards-2016-freshers-segment-nominations-portal/ cc..Rocktation,Truckpusher,lalasticala |
Jokes Etc / Toasting Tips By Mcwarriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 8:01am On Feb 18, 2016 |
I met a girl on friday @ motor park, after a little
conversation with her, I
wanted to leave and desire to collect her phone
number. After she gave me the
number, I said to her;
Me: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
She: Ok am Dike Sandra Thelma Vera. Feel free to
call me (DSTV) in short
form and you ?
Me: (I no fit carry last) well am Godwin Obinna
Tochukwu Victor, you can call
me (GOTV)
# lol... If its you wat wil your fake name be
Felicia Ukamaka Eloka Linda but my friends call me (FUEL)
Christian Babatunde Noah (CBN)
Adewale Ibrahim Tejuoso (AIT)
Lawal Adeola Nasirudeen (LAN)
David Victor Daniel (DVD)
Oya let d names begin !!!Let de fun continue...
cc..Dani1luv Cc..Ben13 |
Romance / First Date Advise By Mcwarriboy by kingjizzy2(m): 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Do you know you can have sex on a first date&end up together for years or you can wait months &get cut off right after There is no manual to this.......... |
Religion / Re: Jude Ndukwe: An Open Letter To Mbaka by kingjizzy2(m): 7:13pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
the pipu against hu are against this man are biafrauds,Tanoids,Saddists&ipodbyouth......... don't quote me ;Dthe pipu against hu are against this man are biafrauds,Tanoids,Saddists&ipodbyouth......... don't quote me |
Politics / Re: Ngige Tells Buhari What He Must Do About Biafra by kingjizzy2(m): 8:12am On Jan 24, 2016 |
Ngige is discontented igboman that was disowned by Ojukwu bc he stole somebody's electoral victory NB..ngige can never win any election in Igboland in his lifetime There are people we listen to when they talk nt saboteurs **** even you that is a PDP thug can Neva win.... |
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Fast Rising Comedian MC Warriboy & Also A Nairalander by kingjizzy2(m): 12:42pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
abeg help the carrier to fp ..........cc: lalasticala, truckpusher,prettythicksme |
Celebrities / Meet The Fast Rising Comedian MC Warriboy & Also A Nairalander by kingjizzy2(m): 12:25pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Exclusive Interview Emperor magazine meets with
upcoming Comedian Mc.warriboy
as he Talks about his life, career,challenges and
prospects…“Yea, there has been challenges but God has
been good. First it wasn’t easy going into comedy as the
only son of in a family four , owning to the fact that
comedians are not seen as reasonable people but I was
determined because I knew what I wanted, so I haveto
carve a niche for myself and be good. As for competitors,
the truth is that am not in competition with anyone except
myself. My aim is to always improve on my previous
performance.”Emperor :Please may we know you?Mc
warriboy:Alright, my name is Agu kingsley , from Enugu
state. Last issue of a family of four. That’s it
Emperor:Cool, So what do u do?Mc.warriboy: By Gods
grace am a comedian.Emperor:Oww! Really! So what’s
your stage name?Emperor:Mc.warriboy…. Fans call me
waffi boy..Emperor:Hmmm! So waffi boy, How long have
you been into Comedy?Mcwarriboy:Hmmm, I should say
not quite long,Emperor:Wow! And you are shining like
this.. Mc warriboy:Yea naa God oooo...Emperor:So
Warriboy why do u choose Comedy Mcwarriboy:Yea,
about that, I didn’t choose comedy. Comedy is
me...Emperor:Oh! Pls explain?Mc warriboy some of the
people I know learn the act, but I just found myself doing
it. I never had it in mind. Funny thing is, I wanted to
become a Rev father as a kid, but I guess God has his
ways of doing things. Emperor:lol! You are so so funny. Is
that to Say that u re fulfilled in what u do?Mcwarriboy:Yes
oo, am very very fulfilled.Emperor:Ok, So may I ask what
inspired u and what still Inspires you in Comedy?
Mcwarriboy:God is the major source of my inspirationAlso
My friends too, my colleagues (fellow comedians) and
everything around me.Emperor:I see, So In d course of
being into comedy what re the challenges you have faced
and more so are there Competitors? Mcwarriboy:Yea,
there have been challenges but God has been good. First
it wasn’t easy going into comedy as the only son in a
family of four, secondly no money to host nice
shows&sponsors ..e.t.c but I am determined because I
know what I want, so I have to carve a niche for myself .
As for competitors, the truth is that am not in competition
with anyone except myself.My aim is to always improve
on my previous performance.Emperor:only Son? Really?
Mc warriboy:Yea, though i lost my Dad long ago
Emperor:Eiyaa how is your family taking it?Mcwarriboy:
my family is my biggest support… naaa only osusu no
dey.Emperor:wow! Dats lovely but what is
osusu?....Mcwarriboy:Money Emperor:laughs So re u
signed to any management or Label or stuff like that....
Mcwarriboy: Hu dash monkey banana, I have my own
label.... Lion King Enter10ment. Emperor:what are up to
now:Mcwarriboy...Yes, first I just got admission in Unn
Nsugbe campus ,THEN , if God permits I will be doing a
show in August in collaboration with my birthday. And I’ll
be dropping skits&....Emperor:Hmm! Thats nice, so are we
getting any insight on what to exepect from this ace
comedian?Emperor:Always expect the
best....Emperor:Now to this important question which I
know Ladies’ ears are eaching to hear, Are You single or
Married?Mcwarriboy:Make my Mama no catch u ooo…i
never buy pure water finish naaa to marry? Am single
oooo......Emperor: Haahhahahahhahaha:Coming to that
how do u handle your fans especially d ladies cos from
what am seeing I don’t know?Mc warriboy :I have a very
healthy relationship with my fans, I treat the males the
same way I treat the females. No gender
discrimination.Mcwarriboy:Great! So warriboy, where
would you want to see yourself in say 2 years to come?
Mcwarriboy:I’ll still be alive, by God’s grace, doing my
thing in a very big way. Popular on a national
level....Emperor :What words do you have for your fans?
Warriboy: your Support and patience is all I need thank
you......Facebook... Mc warriboy..IG:Mcwarriboy |
Celebrities / Must Read For The Ladies by kingjizzy2(m): 8:47pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
ADULTS ONLY PLEASE
1. He loves sex. He's a man, so stop Im pretending that
you're surprised that he is always Hot for you, it's normal.
Given a chance, he would do it anytime and anywhere. So
you better stop Im denying him that pussy especially if you
gonna make noise about him cheating.
2. Your man may have a small dick
It's not about how deep he can go in you, it's about how
deep his love is for you.
3. You shouldn't be acting up everytime he comes too
quick, you should thank God he came, because that simply
means you are too awesome to delay. After all, its not about
how long he can last in bed, it's about how long the
relationship will last?
4. Don't ever compare him with your Ex. If he was so good,
what the Bleep are you doing with him?
5. If he's good in bed. Then spread the word to your
girlfriends, sisters and female cousins. If he's poor, spread
the word to him, surely he'll do something about it
6. Never attack him verbally in public. It's a huge offense!
Phela y'all are lovers, not politicians
7. His phone is his. The stuff that goes on there is
crazier than you can imagine, leave it alone it's not yours.
And never answer his calls, if they wanted to talk to you,
they would've called you instead.
8. If he has money , he'll spend it with you, if he's broke,
kneel down and pray for him.
9. Don't start acting up, because his wallet is empty. He
came into your life to love you, not to bail you out.
10. Always remember that he came to attend your heart
affairs, not financial Affairs.
# Take note
Nobody is perfect, meet him halfway |
Jokes Etc / Adams Oshomole Slaps Mike Adenuga Pics by kingjizzy2(m): 5:16pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
As my interview no gree make FP@least now unaaa go read am...........I no need ban abeg ooooooo................. Exclusive Interview Emperor magazine meets with upcoming Comedian Mc.warriboy as he Talks about his life, career,challenges and prospects…“Yea, there has been challenges but God has been good. First it wasn’t easy going into comedy as the only son of in a family four , owning to the fact that comedians are not seen as reasonable people but I was determined because I knew what I wanted, so I haveto carve a niche for myself and be good. As for competitors, the truth is that am not in competition with anyone except myself. My aim is to always improve on my previous performance.”Emperor :Please may we know you?Mc warriboy:Alright, my name is Agu kingsley , from Enugu state. Last issue of a family of four. That’s it Emperor:Cool, So what do u do?Mc.warriboy: By Gods grace am a comedian.Emperor:Oww! Really! So what’s your stage name?Emperor:Mc.warriboy…. Fans call me waffi boy..Emperor:Hmmm! So waffi boy, How long have you been into Comedy?Mcwarriboy:Hmmm, I should say not quite long,Emperor:Wow! And you are shining like this.. Mc warriboy:Yea naa God oooo...Emperor:So Warriboy why do u choose Comedy Mcwarriboy:Yea, about that, I didn’t choose comedy. Comedy is me...Emperor:Oh! Pls explain?Mc warriboy some of the people I know learn the act, but I just found myself doing it. I never had it in mind. Funny thing is, I wanted to become a Rev father as a kid, but I guess God has his ways of doing things. Emperor:lol! You are so so funny. Is that to Say that u re fulfilled in what u do?Mcwarriboy:Yes oo, am very very fulfilled.Emperor:Ok, So may I ask what inspired u and what still Inspires you in Comedy? Mcwarriboy:God is the major source of my inspirationAlso My friends too, my colleagues (fellow comedians) and everything around me.Emperor:I see, So In d course of being into comedy what re the challenges you have faced and more so are there Competitors? Mcwarriboy:Yea, there have been challenges but God has been good. First it wasn’t easy going into comedy as the only son in a family of four, secondly no money to host nice shows&sponsors ..e.t.c but I am determined because I know what I want, so I have to carve a niche for myself . As for competitors, the truth is that am not in competition with anyone except myself.My aim is to always improve on my previous performance.Emperor:only Son? Really? Mc warriboy:Yea, though i lost my Dad long ago Emperor:Eiyaa how is your family taking it?Mcwarriboy: my family is my biggest support… naaa only osusu no dey.Emperor:wow! Dats lovely but what is osusu?....Mcwarriboy:Money Emperor:laughs So re u signed to any management or Label or stuff like that.... Mcwarriboy: Hu dash monkey banana, I have my own label.... Lion King Enter10ment. Emperor:what are up to now:Mcwarriboy...Yes, first I just got admission in Unn Nsugbe campus ,THEN , if God permits I will be doing a show in August in collaboration with my birthday. And I’ll be dropping skits&....Emperor:Hmm! Thats nice, so are we getting any insight on what to exepect from this ace comedian?Emperor:Always expect the best....Emperor:Now to this important question which I know Ladies’ ears are eaching to hear, Are You single or Married?Mcwarriboy:Make my Mama no catch u ooo…i never buy pure water finish naaa to marry? Am single oooo......Emperor: Haahhahahahhahaha:Coming to that how do u handle your fans especially d ladies cos from what am seeing I don’t know?Mc warriboy :I have a very healthy relationship with my fans, I treat the males the same way I treat the females. No gender discrimination.Mcwarriboy:Great! So warriboy, where would you want to see yourself in say 2 years to come? Mcwarriboy:I’ll still be alive, by God’s grace, doing my thing in a very big way. Popular on a national level....Emperor :What words do you have for your fans? Warriboy: your Support and patience is all I need thank you......Facebook... Mc warriboy..IG:Mcwarriboy |
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalanders Interview&also An Upcoming Comedian.... by kingjizzy2(m): 3:34pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
God will continue to guide and lead your Destiny lil bro |
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalanders Interview&also An Upcoming Comedian.... by kingjizzy2(m): 3:14pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
Amin more greese 2 ur elbow..... |
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalanders Interview&also An Upcoming Comedian.... by kingjizzy2(m): 2:55pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
cc lalasticala....truckpusher...help the career to fp abeg oooooo.... |
Celebrities / A Nairalanders Interview&also An Upcoming Comedian.... by kingjizzy2(m): 2:20pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
Exclusive Interview Emperor magazine meets with upcoming Comedian Mc.warriboy as he Talks about his life, career,challenges and prospects…“Yea, there has been challenges but God has been good. First it wasn’t easy going into comedy as the only son of in a family four , owning to the fact that comedians are not seen as reasonable people but I was determined because I knew what I wanted, so I haveto carve a niche for myself and be good. As for competitors, the truth is that am not in competition with anyone except myself. My aim is to always improve on my previous performance.”Emperor :Please may we know you?Mc warriboy:Alright, my name is Agu kingsley , from Enugu state. Last issue of a family of four. That’s it Emperor:Cool, So what do u do?Mc.warriboy: By Gods grace am a comedian.Emperor:Oww! Really! So what’s your stage name?Emperor:Mc.warriboy…. Fans call me waffi boy..Emperor:Hmmm! So waffi boy, How long have you been into Comedy?Mcwarriboy:Hmmm, I should say not quite long,Emperor:Wow! And you are shining like this.. Mc warriboy:Yea naa God oooo...Emperor:So Warriboy why do u choose Comedy Mcwarriboy:Yea, about that, I didn’t choose comedy. Comedy is me...Emperor:Oh! Pls explain?Mc warriboy some of the people I know learn the act, but I just found myself doing it. I never had it in mind. Funny thing is, I wanted to become a Rev father as a kid, but I guess God has his ways of doing things. Emperor:lol! You are so so funny. Is that to Say that u re fulfilled in what u do?Mcwarriboy:Yes oo, am very very fulfilled.Emperor:Ok, So may I ask what inspired u and what still Inspires you in Comedy?Mcwarriboy:God is the major source of my inspirationAlso My friends too, my colleagues (fellow comedians) and everything around me.Emperor:I see, So In d course of being into comedy what re the challenges you have faced and more so are there Competitors? Mcwarriboy:Yea, there have been challenges but God has been good. First it wasn’t easy going into comedy as the only son in a family of four, secondly no money to host nice shows&sponsors ..e.t.c but I am determined because I know what I want, so I have to carve a niche for myself . As for competitors, the truth is that am not in competition with anyone except myself.My aim is to always improve on my previous performance.Emperor:only Son? Really? Mc warriboy:Yea, though i lost my Dad long ago Emperor:Eiyaa how is your family taking it?Mcwarriboy: my family is my biggest support… naaa only osusu no dey.Emperor:wow! Dats lovely but what is osusu?....Mcwarriboy:Money Emperor:laughs So re u signed to any management or Label or stuff like that.... Mcwarriboy: Hu dash monkey banana, I have my own label.... Lion King Enter10ment. Emperor:what are up to now:Mcwarriboy...Yes, first I just got admission in Unn Nsugbe campus ,THEN , if God permits I will be doing a show in August in collaboration with my birthday. And I’ll be dropping skits&....Emperor:Hmm! Thats nice, so are we getting any insight on what to exepect from this ace comedian?Emperor:Always expect the best....Emperor:Now to this important question which I know Ladies’ ears are eaching to hear, Are You single or Married?Mcwarriboy:Make my Mama no catch u ooo…i never buy pure water finish naaa to marry? Am single oooo......Emperor: Haahhahahahhahaha:Coming to that how do u handle your fans especially d ladies cos from what am seeing I don’t know?Mc warriboy :I have a very healthy relationship with my fans, I treat the males the same way I treat the females. No gender discrimination.Mcwarriboy:Great! So warriboy, where would you want to see yourself in say 2 years to come? Mcwarriboy:I’ll still be alive, by God’s grace, doing my thing in a very big way. Popular on a national level....Emperor :What words do you have for your fans?Warriboy: your Support and patience is all I need thank you......Facebook... Mc warriboy..IG:Mcwarriboy |
Politics / #thinkofyourlifeandfuturecampaign# by kingjizzy2(m): 6:17pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
#ThinkOfYourLifeAndFutureCampaign And it irritates me to the core when These set of myopic Biafra agitators or whatever paraphernalia they gave themselves , keeps breeching the peace of this Country. Biafra! Biafra !! Biafra !!! what an arrant humbug of the highest echelon ! somebody should tell me what a teenager know about freedom ,war or Biafra , talk more of protesting for freedom ? I keep saying it, HE THAT DOESNT KNOW WHEN A MAN IMPREGNATED HIS WIFE CANNOT TELL WHICH POSITION THE MAN USED DURING THE ACT! Just look at how some senseless people are loosing their lives , the worst of it all is that majority of these people protesting for Biafra or whatever didnt partake in the 1967/70 civil war, these little fools I see amongst these so called Biafra protesters are more or less dunce in their classes and institutions, sadly enough, some of these youths have not in any way , sat down and made any attempt to get the full history from their elders , I won't say they should read their history books because someone might say written history is unreliable . I was at Aba, Abia state on Tuesday, I saw everything that happened in Ariaria market, believe me, traders at Ariaria market regretted coming to their shops On Tuesday, and some of them won't forget how they were forced to close their shops , and come out to protest . I was in a particular shop when these set of poverty-stricken agitators came closer, infact my eyes saw what bewildered me. One boy that is not up to 23 years, just rushed into a shop crowded by girls selling and buying hair-making materials, shouting and ranting "mechi shop unu bia soro ndi biafra--Close your shops and come out and join the biafrans ". This dirty-looking and heat-engulfed boy, slapped a lady on her buttocks, What!! What a Sin! supposedly the owner or madam of that shop, so is that still part of the protest ? Ok, must they capitalize on their protest or whatever to harass, embarrass, insult and disregard the dignity of people who are not ready to join them ? Look at what happened At Abuja few days ago and what is currently happening in Onitsha. I saw a picture of a beautiful lady killed yesterday in Onitsha or Asaba, don't really know ...That life wasted for a no-beneficial reason . Must you people Block the high ways and obstructing the free movement of persons and goods ? our people living in Lagos don't know how to come back to the east this yuletide again, some of them can't even afford travelling by air, This singular act has even spoilt business for the biafrans , You have no right to impede people's right to Freedom of movement and association , Pls Biafrans,This is not the way . Just imagine a pure water seller, (not up to 15 years) , joining the protest in Aba on Tuesday and chanting Biafra ...ah ah. The worst of it all is that the real people that fought the civil war are relaxing in their comfort zones because they know what they passed through and you are here moving up and down the roads , shouting Biafra . Its pathetic that majority of these agitators don't think of their lives, family (for some ) and their future ,you need to see how dirty some of them look during these protests. I wonder the type of odour that would be emanating from such people, after staying on the sun for whole day, with one boxer/ pant/bra on their body. Some don't bath at all before taking to the roads,the stench from their armpits and cleavages is another sight to behold . Some of the girls /ladies amongst them are in their "periods" hmm! I am sure that when you die of your ignorance, You will perish in hell. Go and see the beautiful and handsome children of your OHANAEZE NDI IGBo in US, DUBAI, loNDOn etc and you are here truncating your future for what is not Achievable . ONE NIGERIA ALL THE WAY! Biafra agitators should ask the spirit of OJuKWU, I'm sure He would tell you that He regretted coining the word "Biafra". Ask your fathers and Grand parents,they will tell you that "Its better to stay with your metabolisms, than to match on a faeces on the road side, On your way to defecate " #ThinkOfYourLifeAndFutureCampaign.......credit to Tojesus Blessed......cc:lalasticala,Truckpusher.. |
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Is Police Youth Ambassador (Photo) by kingjizzy2(m): 6:25pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
End time ambassador |
Politics / Re: We Bring To You Live Pictures Of What Is Happening In Onitsha. Pictures by kingjizzy2(m): 6:05pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Op u sabi thief pictures oooo |
Politics / Re: Tension Is In Onitsha For Real Pics by kingjizzy2(m): 2:08pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
End time biafra |
Politics / Tension Is In Onitsha For Real Pics by kingjizzy2(m): 1:36pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
All I hear dem chanting is no biafra........No peace....................... more to come
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Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is The Greatest Scam In World History – Nigerian Transgender Stepha by kingjizzy2(m): 9:09pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Source.............http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/12/jesus-christ-is-the-greatest-scam-in-world-history-nigerian-transgender-stephanie/
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