DevilBishops:
Kanye West is a genius and the greatest Hip Hop producer who created his own genre of music.

Sure

SocialJustice:
Bleep you too you fucking slowpoke.

u first jump into my mention.... You are a

CLOWN

SocialJustice:
What have you achieved with your own life? Judging others comes easy.

Bleep u

Faller:

My brother I hope you know it cost nothing to connect your brain to your mouth before you speak... Just in case of next time... I pardon you for this one... rada rada

fûck you

The GOAT has spoken..

Unlike that vagabond drug baron brown teeth bullion van Tinubu with his failed agenda in EDO

Neymar is a overrated MF who don't know shit bout football but to dey form fine boy with swag..

@29, zero ballon d'or..
Zero European golden boat..
Zero glory for football..
Ronaldo/Messi @29 were beast, aliens, gods and wonders..

I wonder why they always rate him 3rd

Liposure:
urine

Thanks...
But sex funny oo

Liposure:
i luv it when a girl squirt on my bed. It drives me nut

pls I'm lost...
Does squirt in women same as release in men??

Is it a urine or their sperm?

HundredWays:
Lock down lockdown...
House girl call oga naughty boy in front of madam... Na de matter we dey try settle

Trump wan shutdown Twitter.... Na de matter we de try settle since yesterday

My guy buy pepper soup for ein side chick...beb chop, later con give my guy BJ..m na the matter we de try settle since yesterday matter no wan finish

MENELIIK:


It doesn't stop you from being sen*eless

fvck u.... We own Nigeria... Zombie

zcee:
They will be blaming it Hunger as if dey don't have savings at all they will use and cater for themselves for a month...

When this virus sh#t start becoming serious now they will the shift the blame to the govt..

Simple instruction stay at home...

u speak like a child... We have million of homeless citizens incase u don't know!

We have million of jobless citizens whodepends on side hustle... Incase u don't know!

We have citizens that can't eat except to move out to the streets..... In case u don't know!


What savings are u talking about?? Or Because u are rich or from rich homes makes u think people have more to save??
FYI: some families right now can't boast of 1k at the moment.... I'm not excluded!

Lagosians

dangoteinlaw:
hmm more hype about Twitter. Is Twitter really that good coz I'm so addicted to instagram and I'm afraid of the disappointment when I finally realize Twitter isn't all that. Twitter vs instagram in terms of live news backed up with videos plus entertainment and live videos updates which would u prefer?

Twitter is an upgraded NL... Too much gossip and savage replies... Its likely a faceless forum too

Timi141:

Praise the Lord, they've released nairaland's favorite zombie from the ban.

he will still chop another wan very soon...
He has basket mouth

Akube1z:
no vex then. I dey bash those tribal Igbos . Their comment always get me angry.

lol.... Be cool then, its a faceless forum!

Akube1z:

IPob are always jealous. go and create your own Blood.
Anuofia

mind you... I'm from North

Akube1z:


Have you watch avatar the last airbender/ legend.
That's the cartoon I will direct kids and adults to watch.
Rip to the dead

still can't beat Tom&Jerry record

RIP NL

2005-2014

Funny boiz

Edoloaded:
Guys stay woke

the Facebook group pls

U are the first neighbor








Tithe kee u dere
2k for pastor just like dat say I dey craze

This Lockdown whe no friendly??

Evaromantik:
Am not a fan of all these "Super" miracles.

me too... I prefer teaching from the word

NwaNimo1:
What the name of the law that was passed?

All these useless governors don turn dictator!

behave

Dosoq:
They came for Abba Kari. Nigeria is a joke.

this wan loud

Ebenezer2021:
The North is competely finished.

but we will keep on ruling y'all till 2097

Seems MannaBBQ is on a Lengthy BAN

ofemigeorge:
Pls after this dont try puting on the generator inside your room. Becos of theif. We dont want to hear story that touch after.

I'm wit u on this one

Finally Egungun don jam trailer

osuofia2:
Nwamaikpe pls come and say something on this.
But am I the only male that haven't done this masturbation before? Right from my teen days till now I have never tried, it actually looks and sounds weird when guys say they are struggling to curb masturbation.

stop lying