Lockdwn extends to may 2nd quote me after it's made official

Lock down will be extended till may 1st.. Quote me once it is made official!

Gf

Bull shit stat

slimthugchimee2:


Thats not really the entire basis for comparism, Lagos has many cases because most returned were from Lagos, including abuja.

You are Right!

slimthugchimee2:
It seems that apart from kano and Lagos, cases in other states are on the decline, even abuja sef, this past week abuja has had more discharged than confirmed cases

Just yesterday, Enugu was corona free
Now toady rivers state has joined too

I laugh at you.. How many tests are being carried out daily in other States.. ?Maybe 100 tests compared to Lagos's 2000 daily tests!

Other States are under testing, the only state that comes close to Lagos' number is Abuja when it comes to daily testing!

Well I'm quite surprised that despite the low number of daily testing in Kano , the number of positives there keeps rising!

Thank God, we are gradually winning the battle against COVID19 in Nigeria!

Now my problem is how does a commissioner a supposed learned individual start a sentence with "AM"?

If I were the governor I'd fire him immediately!

Movicq:
Thank You Jesus

Are u normal? Please don't mock the name of Jesus with a fetish pic

PEOPLE TRAVELLING DURING THIS LOCKDOWN ARE THE NUMBER 1 PROBLEM WE HAVE IN THIS NATION

skymight:
Audio case I just finish reading the index Niger state got no case another way to steal

Just shows how dumb and insensitive you are to those infected..

Would you say Amen if I prayed that this Audio Virus befalls you and yours up to your 6th generation?

Cuz u got a data worth 10MB doesn't give you the f**king right to say shi!

You got nothing to say , shut your modaf**king mouth up and show some empathy!

I think a brain test should be conducted on some kindergarten kids before owning an account on naira land

ogbuefi677:

I just asked an innocent, plain question but you carried all your generational venom to pour on me.
I'm not responsible for your frustrations.
I've come to understand most of you are from backgrounds where papa beats mama everyday and you ppl(the children) have difficulty in basic feeding,hence you are perpetually angry.
Sorry, you hear?

Ahn wetyn I talk see response u give me.. I wasn't Even upset when I typed that response to u.. Anyways thanks for d insult.. No vex o sir I'm sorry

ogbuefi677:
But banks were excluded from the lockdown order or am I missing something?

Because bank workers are not human and they don't have families and they are immune to the virus ba? Nonsense

God Save the World!

The World right now needs to turn to God to seek forgiveness!
When a people sin they get plagued just so they can turn from their evil ways!

Surprising to note that every country that supports homosexuality is heavily plagued..

Russia isn't cuz they refuse to bend to the whims and caprices of the world!

SA has over a dozen of cases right now..

God save mankind

hisexcellency34:
Coronavirus is not as deadly as being hyped

Go yaba go hug the Italian patient na., come decline treatments if by next week you and Michael Jackson no go turn flatmates.. Odeoshi

Mk.u thank God that our govt is being proactive for once u dey yan dust

yemblaze:
Good day fellow Canadians,

I welcome us all to this new thread and we will all celebrate a milestone in this part: IELTS, ECA, POF, MEDICALS, PCC, ITA, AOR, PPR

Please let's take note of the following guidelines when writing our PPR scripts. It is the approved structure and marking scheme.

Your script should contain the basics (it should be comprehensive, see below) which has the highest score. The remaining marks will be given for details, motivational value and creativity

1. Basic parts (in any order)- 4 marks
Timeline
NOC
ECA
IELTS
Medicals
PCC
POF
Proof of work experience
Post-AOR/Waiting time
Any other useful step (ADRs, Interviews, Addition of spouse etc, earlier rejection)

2. Details: How detailed is your script? 2 marks

3. Motivational value: Does it inspire or encourage us? 2 marks

4. Creativity: Were you creative? 2 marks

No 1 is most important. Your scripts should contain ALL the basics.

Scripts lacking all the basics will be graded 3 and below

Scripts with only attendance value (e.g 1 to 3 line scripts) will be graded -1 and below


P.S Grader has the discretion to assign decimal points depending on the story.
Grader has the discretion to give bonus marks
Request for remark (EOR) is no guarantee of mark upgrade. EOR upgrade is at the discretion of the grader

cc: @bankyh1905

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Zombiekiller010:
Mature married men and women of middle class living in a country where things works fine, some members of the IPOB booked flight to join the protest, to let Buhari realise that his style of Government is bad, yet the people in low class living in Nigeria are in support of APC led government and saying bad things about the ipob Japan protest, Ghana that is few hours away from Lagos enjoys 24 hours electricity.... For a Nigerian Browsing the net daily, it takes thousand's of naira to stay connected online monthly, bad roads, kidnapping, herdsmen killing ,hike in fuel price and costly wack education , Nigeria is a county where Yahoo yahoo has been the highest employer of labour to the youth, final year students in higher institution will be scared of what the labour market have for them CU's the graduates are still hunting for job or settling with meager salary or wages. I have read it here where a Rep in north was beaten by his constituency people , Ekweremadu was beaten and heaven didn't fall, if our politician have been disgraced in the past in the counties they have visited, they would have fix Naija and make it comfortable for us to live. There have been occasion's where protesters thrown eggs at their leaders in western country,heaven didn't fall, if Ipob lay hand on buhari, heaven won't fall, if will make other politicians to start doing the right thing and to fear the masses, kudus to Ipob, kudos to people in there right senses that realise Buhari isn't doing the right thing, I don't want to raise tribal issues, but we all know our people in the west that do carry religion for head are the only one seeing bad thing in the Ipob protest in Japan

Shut up!!!!! This is trash

MelesZenawi:
I didn't see anything.

If a child misbehaves, you spank the child to correct him or her.

For this one I see nothing there...


This is flat and rubbish, infact crap.

Cuz data is cheap doesn't mean you have to post rubbish all the time!

Sometimes I feel most of the guys who post trash on the internet are either demons or animals cuz I feel humans cant be so insensitive to post trash

seunmohmoh:
Will they allow me use my 25naira this night? If not make dem hold their greetings.

25 for how many gig and what's the code

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Kingsley10000:
Agribusiness

How boss

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HisSexcellency:

And keyamo is from the moon abi? Keyamo is now your guy, you dont care about his ethnicity again cus he supports your lord and personal saviour President. Any day he switches camp, he automatically becomes a flat- head...




Unbelievable, how did we get here in this country. I typed "Flat-head" without the hyphen and nairaland changed it to "igbo".

Cc Seun is that what's up now?

so its true choi jst,had,to try it, tribalism don crash nairaland

HisSexcellency:

And keyamo is from the moon abi? Keyamo is now your guy, you dont care about his ethnicity again cus he supports your lord and personal saviour President. Any day he switches camp, he automatically becomes a flat- head...




Unbelievable, how did we get here in this country. I typed "Flat-head" without the hyphen and nairaland changed it to "igbo".

Cc Seun is that what's up now?

Igbo

kid23:
The fear of biafra and ipob is the beginning of wisdom to some people.
See as they are already carrying IPOB matter for head like gala.

Igbos and biafra are foolish and bastards

WHERE IS PACHUKWUDI AND SALAMRUSHDIE AND THE OTHER GUY WITH THE ATIKU MONIKER, NOT SEEN THEM SINCE ATIKU THEIR god LOST

lawnreigh:
To my people presently in Lagos, Is the terminal construction project trully complete or this is just another round of propaganda

The Project is fast moving, construction goes on 24/7! truth b told the project is quite gigantic and massive to b completed before may29! so i doubt the proposed completion date! But kudos to Ambode!

anonymous96:

Oshodi to eko hotel
Guy when last where you in lagos

see this, one route i have been, plying for over 2years and i still ply it

Topmox:



What is this one saying. If you no know something just meshonu there, even Oshodi to Obalende is 250, not to talk of lekki, lekki from obalende is 200, ajah from obalende is 250. Oshodi to Lekki is 400. Vi from oshodi is 350.

take bus from oshodi to eko hotel 150 or 2h from eko hotel take maruwa to lekki 1h

chloride6:


Where will you see oshodi to Lekki 250. Even obalande is 200

take bus from oshodi to eko hotel 150 or 2h from eko hotel take maruwa to lekki 1h

anonymous96:
..
Lekki to oshodi is not 200, 250.. biko... Big lie..it is N400

take bus from oshodi to eko hotel 150 or 2h from eko hotel take maruwa to lekki 1h