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Romance › Re: 13 Signs That Show Your Boyfriend Will Make An Irresponsible Husband by kinglekan: 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2015
Mzdivacious:
grin u don't know me fa!abi no to vex ni.its just a bad impression n him no be husband material niyen

Me I be husband lace oooo grin grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 10:40pm On Sep 10, 2015
XavierBlue:
cheesy. Or is it a process? cheesy eg.

He committed the immoral act, by fucking the woman.

Or

she committed the immoral processcheesy, by giving the man a BJ



XavierBlue

Why don't we ask your babe directly?
grin

Celebrities › Re: Photos:man With The World’s Longest Pen!s Weighs It On Scales To Prove It’s Real by kinglekan: 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
Arqhh! Lekan nah stophuh
cry cry
Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by kinglekan: 10:05pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
Effect of beauty cheesy

She needs to subscribe to ur pp, then she would know she is still a learner. grin grin


Celebrities › Re: Photos:man With The World’s Longest Pen!s Weighs It On Scales To Prove It’s Real by kinglekan: 10:02pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
How much subhuh


Unlimited nah. cry cry

Puleeeeeezzzzzzzzz, a place whr I get to see it constantly would do.

Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by kinglekan: 9:25pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
Cc: Cutehector, Kinglekan.

This Op again? She nor dey tire ni?

After her previous thread about her beauty she still con open this one. Abii na the only asset wey she get be this? undecided




Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by kinglekan: 9:22pm On Sep 10, 2015
reminiscing:
Natural hair,Natural beauty without makeup except for the eye brows..........

U look pweety jare. smiley

Op she just proved you wrong.


Celebrities › Re: Photos:man With The World’s Longest Pen!s Weighs It On Scales To Prove It’s Real by kinglekan: 9:19pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
Be looking fr unlimited sub cheesy Stop derailing nah.

Pulezzzzzzzz na gv me sub na and I wee stop. cry cry




Celebrities › Re: Photos:man With The World’s Longest Pen!s Weighs It On Scales To Prove It’s Real by kinglekan: 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
I will send it ASAP chill grin You already derailed this threadhuh

I would derail further till I get unlimited subscription. grin grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 9:08pm On Sep 10, 2015
XavierBlue:
shuo! So wetting fvcking be? Me think say na act o.



XavierBlue

Buhahahahahaha grin grin


Romance › Re: Demons On Bed Or Aliens In Love !!!! by kinglekan: 9:06pm On Sep 10, 2015
jomile:
I can see dat

Do you like pony's? grin grin


Romance › Re: Demons On Bed Or Aliens In Love !!!! by kinglekan: 9:04pm On Sep 10, 2015
halfrica:
I dont grind a dick which i dont uproot to make afang soup tongue

undecided undecided


Celebrities › Re: Photos:man With The World’s Longest Pen!s Weighs It On Scales To Prove It’s Real by kinglekan: 9:02pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
Why did u check my profile without ma permission tongue

Send me your address so I can come over and seek your permission properly.

How do i get unlimited access subscription nah? wink grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:58pm On Sep 10, 2015
XavierBlue:
gringrincheesy
in what kind? Hope say no be straffing, that one na actgrin



XavierBlue


Straffing na act? Hian!!! undecided


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
ladyF:
Lol I will be coming with my cutlass then....we would keep it trim for you grin

Cutlass? Do you wan to harvest plantain or wah exactly? undecided

Just come as you are joor. grin grin

Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:48pm On Sep 10, 2015
dharay99:
lux wey i use for
ordinary shaving my beards,
The kind pepper wey e pepper me ehn...

Abeg, delete soap f0r daht list.
Its ida i don't shave completely n i use soap
or i shave & i throway d soap ....hian# embarassed

ROTFL cheesy cheesy

E b like say na Elephant grass u get down there oo.

U fit put relaxer make e soft cheesy cheesy grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:45pm On Sep 10, 2015
XavierBlue:
you mean my bicth? cheesy but na money dey talk. She don't take baloney when money is involvedcheesy



XavierBlue


Sowi i only pay in kind. grin grin

Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:42pm On Sep 10, 2015
dharay99:
aaaaah,
Laaaaawwwwd plz av mercy. cry

Does Mercy give home service? grin grin

What's her moniker?
Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:39pm On Sep 10, 2015
ladyF:
Lol we keep it trim always grin

Is raayah now a male? This one you're asking him for home service. shocked

Iffa hear? Should I come inspect? wink

Raayah na babe oooo, tufiakwa when I nor be Gabriel. undecided

Abi u sef fit give me home service? U knw they say two HEADS are better than one. grin grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:34pm On Sep 10, 2015
dharay99:
eg; premier cool abi?
Aaaah...see ds ßoy o,
E go still pepper me.

Unless i no shave d hair completely.


Buhahahaha cheesy cheesy

Dharay u don kolo. Wetin cool about premier cool? That soap be like chili pepper for body. cheesy cheesy

Dem nor dey sell joy, lux, eve, etc for ur area? cheesy cheesy

Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:30pm On Sep 10, 2015
raayah:
Haha.. I love a good head

A good head it is then. wink

How do I book an appointment and make my reservations? grin grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:29pm On Sep 10, 2015
XavierBlue:
lolz. Would you pay the avalanche charges? cheesy



XavierBlue

For the Op? Or u wanna send ur babe over? grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:24pm On Sep 10, 2015
raayah:
Hahaha... so funny!

What do I get in return?

How about a good head? grin grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:22pm On Sep 10, 2015
dharay99:
soap.? shocked
Kill me finish na.


That's gonna b daaaaymn pepperish. sad

Buhahahahaha, mumu boi

U tink say na that Black soap wey u dey take baf OP dey talk.

Gentle, mild soap would do. grin grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:19pm On Sep 10, 2015
YourMain:
Yeah waxing hurts. No matter how brave one is. It hurts. But its all good afterwards. Nice and fresh like a baby's bottom smiley

Aha!!! grin cheesy cheesy

But the hair still grows back ryt? Then one is forced to go thru the painful process of waxing yet again. sad cry

Now that doesn't sound nice.


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:17pm On Sep 10, 2015

Rayah this thing is too voluminous for me to comprehend. Can I get home service? grin grin


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:15pm On Sep 10, 2015
ladyF:
Educating....all of you growing forest, pls take note!!! grin


Like you don't have a verdant plantation down there. grin

Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2015
YourMain:
Or just wax.

Shaving is so uncomfortable.

So so uncomfy.

But I thought waxing is painful tho? At least the way it's portrayed in movies.


Celebrities › Re: Photos:man With The World’s Longest Pen!s Weighs It On Scales To Prove It’s Real by kinglekan: 7:52pm On Sep 10, 2015
Eniqurl:
You are naughty Sha cheesy

U bet wink grin

Ehen, I need to renew my current monthly subscription to your PP. grin grin


Romance › Re: Demons On Bed Or Aliens In Love !!!! by kinglekan: 7:44pm On Sep 10, 2015
halfrica:
Yeah in ur dreams bt u woke up before u cumed tongue

Cmon don't be shy to admit the truth. grin grin


Romance › Re: Demons On Bed Or Aliens In Love !!!! by kinglekan: 7:40pm On Sep 10, 2015
jomile:
speechless lipsrsealed

grin grin

Ayam a nice guy oooo wink

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