Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 8:48pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Friedplantain abi na boli sef, why have you been sleeping, dining and pooing on this thread all day? 
Is today plantain festival in Rwanda? 
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Nairaland General › Re: Open Letters To Moderators by kinglekan: 8:42pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Oh lawdd!! Not again 
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Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:12pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
profojah: Boss.. Na you dey service the gal's punny abi.. She tell me say na you dey oil her punny.. Tuale for you Oga mi Sir 
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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 8:10pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Omotayor123: You are confessing... Oya tell us which of your sisters does that. Omotayor123 of course. 
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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 8:08pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:05pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
profojah: How he no take fit?. You pass am abi he's too small for you?.. Have you ever measured the thing below that he possesses? What does it Weigh? See this man ooo!!!
Na royal preeq una dey discuss without any regard. 
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Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:01pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Cutehector: tAa godforbid say na jollyjoy... I rather be a gay..
Well nairaland too sabi carry gossip, I prefer not talkn abt it.... Until further notice Now that's wicked!!! 
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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 7:45pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Omotayor123:
 Ma sukun mor na 
Shebi its only the Big Stout own I mentioned. I didn't say anything about the "Abuja yam-sized" _dildo u have recently graduated to. 
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Nairaland General › Re: Crane Collapsed On Mosque And Killed Over 50 People In Saudi Arabia by kinglekan: 7:35pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Jeez!!!! 
RIP to the deceased.  |
Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 7:30pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Omotayor123: Shoo if I catch u ehn  Nor vex say I leak ur secret, my fingers too fast. 
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Education › Re: 8 Courses In Nigeria Universities With Voluminous And Redundant Hand Outs by kinglekan: 7:25pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Wristbangle na wah for u ooo, na 8 courses u talk, u con dey include faculties. 
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Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Steps Out Without Panties? (photos) by kinglekan: 7:06pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Sleekyshuga: Some people go just dey embarrass theirself.. Wetin consign my picshure with his tool biko? When I ask him now to UnCloth, na indomie strand kinda tool pin I go see... Phewwwwww E yaf do biko nor kill me here with laff 
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Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Steps Out Without Panties? (photos) by kinglekan: 6:29pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Sleekyshuga: And you just made sense, okwa ya ? Pathetically move your tool to the mouth of a whale, and stop embarrassing yourself on a respected forum.. Buhahahahahahaha 
Wicked Sleeky  |
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Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Steps Out Without Panties? (photos) by kinglekan: 6:06pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
ladyF: Lol....This life sha.....and some of us step out without panties everyday but we don't make d news 
It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again  Really? 
Pishure or u know the rest. 
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Romance › Re: Putting An End To Dysfunctional Relationships by kinglekan: 5:48pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
falconey: . She didn't write it. Apparently you didn't read it or you probably schemed through and hurriedly dropped your comment. 
@Op
The last paragraph says it all. Most of us tend to consciously or unconsciously seek to find someone who would rather complement us and fill that vacuum and most times that relentless search never stops as we keep gamboling from one relationship to another.
Bottom line is this, we are responsible for our own happiness, the moment we begin to seek it in the opposite sex, then we find ourselves hitting the rocks.
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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 5:29pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Omotayor123:
but How Hian!!! See this wan oooo
When u dey use Big Stout Bottle service we nor hear anything oooo. 
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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 5:27pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
pyyxxaro: Naim b say
If Gun fit enter
Naim be Say
Full Army hilux fit enter na
Totoò I fear your  Buhahahahaha!!! 
Nor be only hilux, na Army Cantonment. 
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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 5:25pm On Sep 11, 2015*. Modified: 5:52pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Eleyi gidi gan ooooo!!!! 
A fully loaded Va jay jay!!! 
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Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 5:19pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Efostick: Y'all should just save yourselves the stress and get SoftSheen Carson's Shaving Cream, easy as Fvck , no shaving involved.  Hian!!!! 
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Romance › Re: Pics : What Will Be Your Next Move Seeing Her Like Dis? by kinglekan: 1:23pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
grad2012:
haba hw many minute will it take her to shave ,u will not now do again  I will do when I regain my appetite.  |
Business › Re: How Best To Invest N70,000,000 by kinglekan: 12:48pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Seun: If he doesn't know have a plan for what to do with the proceeds of the real estate sale then he should not be thinking of selling it. The decision to sell should come after discovering a profitable business that needs a lot capital. He's putting the cart before the horse and that's a bad sign. [b] Exactly, I think he should do his market survey and check where his interests lies just like naijacutee said.
I once read an article by Econet Wireless CEO ~ Strive Masiyiwa; how that someone introduced him to a highly profitable diary farm business and after going through the nitty gritties of running the business, he came to a conclusion that it was much more easier for him to run a multimillion dollars telecoms company than to run a diary farm.
Seeing the prospects in the business and the high profit margin over the years, he opted to be a major shareholder, which of course means taking the easier route while those who were currently managing it at the time continued with it.
But the owner wanted out of the business totally because he wanted to go into something else. While I kept trying to wrap my hands around why someone who had a profitable business with everything seemingly going well for him would want to just sell off, I was astounded at the fact that Strive Masiyiwa didn't buy the diary farm.
Paraphrasing his words, he said it was a bigger risk buying into a business he termed as more complicated and one he had little understanding about. It would actually take him time to understand fully how to run the business. Time he didn't have because the owner wanted sell ASAP.
Taking a cue from Strive, I would say understand the terrain you are about to jump into before making a move.
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Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 11:51am On Sep 11, 2015 |
YourMain: Lol. I'm sure you tell all the ladies that  
And am sure you wanna take a peep. 
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Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 11:30am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Don't I just love this Vosa character. 
5m per night, beibi don dey craze ooo. 
Nice sudden twist to the whole tale.
Keep it coming.
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Romance › Re: Pics : What Will Be Your Next Move Seeing Her Like Dis? by kinglekan: 11:06am On Sep 11, 2015 |
grad2012: U can always tell her to shave nah  Hian!!! If she like make she nor shave. Me don zoom off. 
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Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 11:01am On Sep 11, 2015 |
YourMain: Hmm yeah lol. Ah well. Nah guys when they haven't shaved isn't nice. I just don't know how anyone would do anything down there when its not shaved. Well my luxuriant dark jerry curls down there are definitely an exception. 
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Romance › Re: Guys,if You're To Pick One,which One Will You Pick? Front Or Back?(pic) by kinglekan: 9:28am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Am confused already. 
Why does the first one look like yourmain? 
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Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 9:18am On Sep 11, 2015 |
YourMain: The hair ALWAYS grows back. Even with laser hair surgery.
Honestly I just think not everyday your boyfriend/girlfriend should enjoy the luxury of smooth "down there's" sometimes just manage.
Shaving is the worst tho. The absolute worst.
*sigh* 
Guess we should just let nature take its course. But then again I think ladies need waxing much more than guys.
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