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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 8:48pm On Sep 11, 2015

Friedplantain abi na boli sef, why have you been sleeping, dining and pooing on this thread all day? undecided

Is today plantain festival in Rwanda? grin


Nairaland General › Re: Open Letters To Moderators by kinglekan: 8:42pm On Sep 11, 2015

Oh lawdd!! Not again undecided


Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:12pm On Sep 11, 2015
profojah:
Boss.. Na you dey service the gal's punny abi.. She tell me say na you dey oil her punny.. Tuale for you Oga mi Sir
grin grin

Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 8:10pm On Sep 11, 2015
Omotayor123:
You are confessing... Oya tell us which of your sisters does that.

Omotayor123 of course. undecided undecided


Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 8:08pm On Sep 11, 2015
Omotayor123:
Seems you are confessing..

undecided undecided

Shoroniyen ni?


Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:05pm On Sep 11, 2015
profojah:
How he no take fit?. You pass am abi he's too small for you?.. Have you ever measured the thing below that he possesses? What does it Weigh?

See this man ooo!!!

Na royal preeq una dey discuss without any regard. undecided undecided


Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:01pm On Sep 11, 2015
prettythicksme:
grin u have dirty mind!!kinglekan ke,he no fit!ask him cheesy
undecided undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies Please Stop Doing These Things!!!! by kinglekan: 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2015
Cutehector:
tAa godforbid say na jollyjoy... I rather be a gay.. cheesy


Well nairaland too sabi carry gossip, I prefer not talkn abt it.... Until further notice

Now that's wicked!!! grin


Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 7:45pm On Sep 11, 2015
Omotayor123:
embarassed

Ma sukun mor na cry

Shebi its only the Big Stout own I mentioned. I didn't say anything about the "Abuja yam-sized" _dildo u have recently graduated to. sad

Nairaland General › Re: Crane Collapsed On Mosque And Killed Over 50 People In Saudi Arabia by kinglekan: 7:35pm On Sep 11, 2015

Jeez!!!! shocked shocked


RIP to the deceased. sad
Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 7:30pm On Sep 11, 2015
Omotayor123:
Shoo shocked if I catch u ehn undecided

Nor vex say I leak ur secret, my fingers too fast. grin grin

Education › Re: 8 Courses In Nigeria Universities With Voluminous And Redundant Hand Outs by kinglekan: 7:25pm On Sep 11, 2015

Wristbangle na wah for u ooo, na 8 courses u talk, u con dey include faculties. undecided undecided

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Steps Out Without Panties? (photos) by kinglekan: 7:06pm On Sep 11, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Some people go just dey embarrass theirself.. Wetin consign my picshure with his tool biko? When I ask him now to UnCloth, na indomie strand kinda tool pin I go see... Phewwwwww

E yaf do biko nor kill me here with laff cheesy grin grin grin

Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Steps Out Without Panties? (photos) by kinglekan: 6:29pm On Sep 11, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
And you just made sense, okwa ya undecided undecided?
Pathetically move your tool to the mouth of a whale, and stop embarrassing yourself on a respected forum..

Buhahahahahahaha grin grin

Wicked Sleeky grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Steps Out Without Panties? (photos) by kinglekan: 6:06pm On Sep 11, 2015
ladyF:
Lol....This life sha.....and some of us step out without panties everyday but we don't make d news cry

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin

Really? shocked shocked

Pishure or u know the rest. grin grin

Romance › Re: Putting An End To Dysfunctional Relationships by kinglekan: 5:48pm On Sep 11, 2015
falconey:
.

She didn't write it. Apparently you didn't read it or you probably schemed through and hurriedly dropped your comment. smiley

@Op

The last paragraph says it all. Most of us tend to consciously or unconsciously seek to find someone who would rather complement us and fill that vacuum and most times that relentless search never stops as we keep gamboling from one relationship to another.

Bottom line is this, we are responsible for our own happiness, the moment we begin to seek it in the opposite sex, then we find ourselves hitting the rocks.

Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 5:29pm On Sep 11, 2015
Omotayor123:
shocked but Howhuh

Hian!!! See this wan oooo


When u dey use Big Stout Bottle service we nor hear anything oooo. undecided undecided


Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan: 5:27pm On Sep 11, 2015
pyyxxaro:
Naim b say

If Gun fit enter

Naim be Say

Full Army hilux fit enter na


Totoò I fear your embarassed

Buhahahahaha!!! grin grin

Nor be only hilux, na Army Cantonment. grin grin

Crime › Re: Police Arrests Woman With Fully Loaded Gun Inside Her Vagina by kinglekan:

Eleyi gidi gan ooooo!!!! shocked shocked

A fully loaded Va jay jay!!! grin grin grin grin


#BreakingBad
Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 5:19pm On Sep 11, 2015
Efostick:
Y'all should just save yourselves the stress and get SoftSheen Carson's Shaving Cream, easy as Fvck , no shaving involved. cool

Hian!!!! undecided undecided

Romance › Re: Pics : What Will Be Your Next Move Seeing Her Like Dis? by kinglekan: 1:23pm On Sep 11, 2015
grad2012:
embarassed haba hw many minute will it take her to shave embarassed ,u will not now do again embarassed

I will do when I regain my appetite. grin grin grin
Business › Re: How Best To Invest N70,000,000 by kinglekan: 12:48pm On Sep 11, 2015
Seun:
If he doesn't know have a plan for what to do with the proceeds of the real estate sale then he should not be thinking of selling it. The decision to sell should come after discovering a profitable business that needs a lot capital. He's putting the cart before the horse and that's a bad sign.
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Exactly, I think he should do his market survey and check where his interests lies just like naijacutee said.

I once read an article by Econet Wireless CEO ~ Strive Masiyiwa; how that someone introduced him to a highly profitable diary farm business and after going through the nitty gritties of running the business, he came to a conclusion that it was much more easier for him to run a multimillion dollars telecoms company than to run a diary farm.

Seeing the prospects in the business and the high profit margin over the years, he opted to be a major shareholder, which of course means taking the easier route while those who were currently managing it at the time continued with it.

But the owner wanted out of the business totally because he wanted to go into something else. While I kept trying to wrap my hands around why someone who had a profitable business with everything seemingly going well for him would want to just sell off, I was astounded at the fact that Strive Masiyiwa didn't buy the diary farm.

Paraphrasing his words, he said it was a bigger risk buying into a business he termed as more complicated and one he had little understanding about. It would actually take him time to understand fully how to run the business. Time he didn't have because the owner wanted sell ASAP.

Taking a cue from Strive, I would say understand the terrain you are about to jump into before making a move.




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Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 11:51am On Sep 11, 2015
YourMain:
Lol. I'm sure you tell all the ladies that angry

grin grin grin

And am sure you wanna take a peep. wink


Literature › Re: Shattered Glass by kinglekan: 11:30am On Sep 11, 2015

Don't I just love this Vosa character. grin grin

5m per night, beibi don dey craze ooo. grin cheesy

Nice sudden twist to the whole tale.

Keep it coming.


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Romance › Re: Pics : What Will Be Your Next Move Seeing Her Like Dis? by kinglekan: 11:06am On Sep 11, 2015
grad2012:
U can always tell her to shave nah grin

Hian!!! If she like make she nor shave. Me don zoom off. undecided undecided


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 11:01am On Sep 11, 2015
YourMain:
Hmm yeah lol. Ah well. Nah guys when they haven't shaved isn't nice. I just don't know how anyone would do anything down there when its not shaved.

Well my luxuriant dark jerry curls down there are definitely an exception. grin grin grin


Romance › Re: Guys,if You're To Pick One,which One Will You Pick? Front Or Back?(pic) by kinglekan: 9:28am On Sep 11, 2015

Am confused already. huh huh

Why does the first one look like yourmain? huh huh


Romance › Re: Shaving Down There --- Guidelines by kinglekan: 9:18am On Sep 11, 2015
YourMain:
The hair ALWAYS grows back. Even with laser hair surgery.

Honestly I just think not everyday your boyfriend/girlfriend should enjoy the luxury of smooth "down there's" sometimes just manage.

Shaving is the worst tho. The absolute worst.


*sigh* cry

Guess we should just let nature take its course. But then again I think ladies need waxing much more than guys.

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