₦airaland Forum

Sassybae:
Am fine..just coming back A lil bit tired sha

Rest ur pweety head a bit then. Pele.

Sassybae:
Mtcheew I've been dulling since dint even check
Lagmostkuit..you're beautiful

Hehehehehe!!

You knw me nah, I gat eyes for the good looking.

Sassybae:
booboo how's your day going

Going well boo, enjoying ma free tym tho.
Awayu?

lagmostkuit:
Don't mind him..
I'm not light skinned, at least _kinglekan can testify to it.

This information is classified @testify

Sassybae check her dp.

MrCork:
...huh?...Halfrica that cant cook ordinary egg... Bro I rather eat uncooked Rat than to eat her coookin! (no ofeinse)

Buhahahahahahahaha

halfrica:
By the time they even pullya pants down all we wud see is a broken toy
Ur dick cant even rise even if it was raised by a biatcchh u fink i wee stoop so down lowjust to av u finger me wiv ur dick hany u aint a performer
even wen u inside a biatch u cant stil be felt

Sassybae:
just wanna bribe me I know

MrCork:
...bro.....Halfrica is no longer respondin...I think she gone Market to went to Grind Pepper!!!!

She wanna cook sumffn spicy for her heartthrob.

Sassybae:

MrCork:
..ok...you get banned for creatin yor daily Dumb thread like Ghana Refugee & then u cry for help from Mr COrk to save u from MOD......loookhear sweet hat.....if u cant find job... FIND MARKET TO GO!!!!! .. gOAT! (no oofeinse)

Cc _kinglekan

Oooouuuccchhh!!

Don't be too harsh to her nah, she loffs u, she is light skinned, like skinned milk.

She gat a booty that stops time. All she needs is your loff and attention sire. (No offiense)

rosy4u:
lolx never knew I was one

Now you do.

Sassybae:
Woman wrapper Errmmm Nope bedspread

Babe Wah I do nah? Can't I give a honest compliment again?

rosy4u:
morning bae... don't worry he won't disturb u again coz amma sue him if he tries I don warn am . but he's still ur boo na

Help me beg am ooo, her shakara is too much.

Sassybae:
Since when all this one start sef

rosy4u:
choi
I always dream of angels

Angels like yourself right?

saintgoogle:
Africa your country? Definition of mumuology Bulshit 121

halfrica:
Nigeria is from ethopia at d border of iran abd iraq The front view of nigeria is turkey

Ok tanyu.

rosy4u:
lol... morning

Hope you had a nightmare free night void of ojuju and the likes?

Aisha95:
Truely and sincerely like a lamb, mr lekan, this is my first account on NL. I'm grateful for your kind gestures.

Jacksparrow0712:
Morning boss

Morning Chief!

halfrica:
Olodo its continent

Sowi I dey always forget sha. Ehen which country Nigeria dey sef?

I don dey think am since, can't seem to remember.

halfrica:
it wasnt me my phone has sticky fingers ow can i wake up and be slicing post and comments when its nt my daily bread

MrCork behold the flesh of your flesh and bone of your bone.

MrsCork.

halfrica:
ystday nyt i came back from nairaland prison and only for my post to be locked.
Am really pissed now dan my private ppart why wud they lock my thread like who be my ancestor wey dey follow me on nairaland
Mrcork defiles innocent black girls on nl and he still moves freely no presecution i open my touching true life experience them carry sand put back for inside d well way i build
This is a fallacy on my human gene right
I had sleepless night yesterday night av been criosly defiled on nairaland
Na juju i carry come inside this post make i see who go lock am if e hand no go bend be like frog prick own

Halfrica my beloved country calm down nah. Iyaf do dear.

Good morning!!!

Truckpusher:
Well, I believe you but for the sake of clarity and show how serious you are with your submission . Could you please upload a profile pix at least three different ones on a photo mix .
Just to bury all doubts.

I concur Boss!!

Jacksparrow0712:
Kelechi, go take your morning dosage

Aisha95:
Hello Everyone.
Its me Aisha. I want to take this time out to wholeheartedly and sincerely apologize to those I hurted directly and indirectly due to my uncouthness and odd behaviour.

You can't really blame me - a girl enclosed in the realms of anguish, grief, pains, solitude and whose heart is laden with an unbearable burden - for blurting out like a terrorized demonized fairy girded by valour.
I cursed like a demented _witch.
I chose war instead of a peaceful co-existence.

But now; Just like the biblical prodigal son, I have come to my senses and therefore realized that I acted rather foolishly on impulse borne out of sheer frustration and reckless abandon.

Buhahahahaha!!

What did you drink this morning. Only you get all these predicaments.

Three Gbosa for you

Gbosa!! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!

All I'm pleading for is divine forgiveness from my fellow beloved Nairalanders.
I'm indeed deeply sorry and remorseful.
I want you all to accept my hand of friendship, and hope for a greater and purposeful life ahead.
One where love is our watchword. A world devoid of hate - though tribe and tongue may differ.
For we are one together in the light of togetherness.
Let love rain amongst us. Shove aside hate and be rebranded in this new transformation of unity. . .
I LOVE YOU ALL
May God bless us all
Cheers.

Only Papa God fit grant you divine forgiveness sha ooo.

Hmmmm! See speech. Its alright, go and sin no more.

Sassybae:
thunder scatter your balls.... ;Dno try me ooo

Buhaahahaha!! Chai e don pain am.

Oya sowi for being such a D*** to you.

Morning pweety hope you had a lovely nyt?

rosy4u:
kinglekan, why u dey treat my sissy like dis naaa
I go sue u ooo

I don beg am nah, I go drink too much palmwine last night, na wetin cause am. Oya help me beg am oooo

Good Morning.

delectablegyal:
Kinglekan, where are You?

It is ur irresponsible g.f that is a troll.

Buhahahahahaha!!

E don pain am. Btw oo, u are a TROLL na so why e con dey pepper u for body.

Bekiaful oooo!! Don't lemme release my toxic venom on you.

That said, Good Morning and have a splendid day ahead.

SexyBisolarh:
cabiesi oooo

Sassybae:
You don forget? The day I almost test am buh size pursue me
Lemme know when you do the needful

Sowi I don't do oloshos.

Sassybae:
Mtcheeeeeew , wetin concern me with nicki minaj ass
You see me 4anaconda vid?

Can't you see the resemblance with yours.

Sassybae:
Your "OKO" nor dey work, so wetin u wan use do
Go service am then you come back

U don test am b4? Onye beribe!!!

Con help me nah,

The thunder wey go rape u never done.

Sassybae: