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MhizDeedy:
Wait nau,,,m still cooking

U are still cooking ehhnnnn!!!
Na camel u dey cook?

Twaci:
Evening guys! How's ur day?

Pls can anyone help me out good songs? I am kinda tired of my current playlist and need something new. Thanks

Oh and _MzNelly, I stole that song (G.R.L - Ugly Heart) from ur profile answers, thanks either way . Do help if you can.

LadyBoss1:
Lol where did u go

MhizDeedy:
Ah warris that? Ah! Who typed these? Na wa for that person ooh, d person wants to destroy our home. Choi ppl re wicked ooooh, y d face nau abi re u thinking I was d 1 that wrote it? So u don't even trust me?

That's how u wee be misbehaving and playing away match wen am not at home.

Onisekuse!! Omokomo!!

MhizDeedy:
Lol ah! U re back? Welcome dear, ayam just cmin back from market ni ooh. Wait lemme quickly goan cook for u. While waiting ehn, u can drink garri

Food neva done ehnnnnn!!!

Wetin u dey cook since sef??

LadyBoss1:
I just dey here dey look u oh

Heheheheh!!
Seee uuu, I dey see sumtn for ur profile ooooo

LadyBoss1:
Iffa choke u Lol dat was yesterday nau .. Nah u ignore me self yeye guy u dey miss me abi

I didn't oooo, how Wld I ignore u naa? U sef knw its not possible.
I yaf misss u jooor.
Wahs bin popping with ya?

delectablegyal:
u don find work ni? This one wey u just dey reply since morning.

U nor well I swear
U sha wan take style yab me abi? I dey suspect sey u be halfrica.

LadyBoss1:
Chizus lol i replied u before oh

Which month was that?

LadyBoss1:
Kingl.ekan howdy

Lala Booty howdy?

cutieberie1:
Am not fine and am on talk strike with u

Cutie wah did I do nahh.

MhizDeedy:
Backyard ke? Mba ooh. U just climb d stairs nd go up, wen u get upstairs u will ask d ppl living der where king.lekan's hwse is, den u will be directed back downstairs, wen u get downstairs, u will see Mr landlord then he will show u d flat. Just walk insyd d room u will see me dere with wrapper

U berra be fast before ki.nglekan gets back home from d construction site, cus today he won't stay too long sinx he has carried enof cement yesterday

Orijin101:
Lolz, aw far na? Make we meet for backyard?

Ogun lo ma pa eeee, na my Mhizdeedy u wan go meet for backyard abi?
Ko ni da fun eee!!
Eleribu!! Osinwin!! Omale jati jati!!!
EEEdiotttttt!!!

MhizDeedy:
Me ke? Y re u lying like this, me that kinglekan locked me insyd d house with him. He will soon go to work, wen he leaves u can come

Twas cold ehn

Ehennnn deedy so dis is wah u have been up to since I went to wrk?

I weee surely deal with u for dis. Where is my food oooo, cos hungry yaf finish me.

Jacksparrow0712:
we all eat to survive. lol I like the answer

MhizDeedy:
Lol see this 1, u re d 1 that needs those prayers more

Hiannnnn!!!
We both know u can't do without me lashing u.

MhizDeedy:
Yu would av written Neymar or even Suarez nau olodo. U see y I need to slap ur head off ur neck, ur neck off ur body nd ur body off d street
Ohya tel me re u 2face ni? U re not even happy u scored d goal @ once, u re not escaping this ooh if possible I will hold ur trousers til I push those babies out nd if d pain is too much get ready to be bitten everywhere

LadyBoss1:
Waddup hun

2day is a special day to finally get a reply from lala.
How have u been dear?

Sassybae:
U even replying that one, don't mind her jaree, hope you slept well...kinglekan

Evening dear, I sure did ooo. Busy day tho. How is u?

delectablegyal:
What is the matter?

U

delectablegyal:
Sassybae, what do u do for a living?

She eats and drinks.

delectablegyal:
That girl must be a virgin. Treat her right.

Virgin Atlantic ni.

@OP e b like say u nor sabi read ordinary english bah?

Orijin101:
Ehm.. .. .. lekan, it's not my fault exposing you.. .. .. but i just check mhizdeedy's dp and i realized she will be useful in my ministry, so leaking your escapades will give me a direct access to her.. .. ..

What are friends for? You've fed her with half dozen of foetus, lemme just top it for you, maybe it can even amount to 4 dozens.. .. .. you also know how fertile my akamu is

The last time i lashed Rashidat, you also know how many offsprings came out of her

Osanobuaaaaa!!!!
No wonder baba fadeyi said I should beware of friends oooo, now I can see he was right.

No problem, continue ooo. I would pay baba a visit, I only need two requests granted by him pere.

Your disrespectful kondo should be reduced to the size of you little toe and that akamu that is your trademark be swapped with tear drops.

MhizDeedy:
Watermelon ke u don't like agbalumo?, tz like rain was falling insyd ur eyes that day

ROTFL @ Agbalumo

My eyes must have magnified your ministry of milk affairs. My sincere apologies maam.

MhizDeedy:
Tz not ooh...ohya dim, oko mi shey u will folo me to see s doc tomorrow? U need to see dere reaction wen dy found out I was pregnant with 6 babies. All those amebo nurses were just pinching each order nd be laffin. 1 even av d audacity to say 'choi u try ooh in fact I want to see d man that scored d goal'

MhizDeedy:
Lol I should be asking u nau....av u not seen it ni

Well they ain't like thunder so stop comparing it to one. They are more like water melons but soft and succulent.

MhizDeedy:
U berra leave me ooh before ur charm will catch me again. This tym around I will kill u with my bare hands

Deedy habaaa! Its not charm joor, its love wan tin tin.

cutieberie1:
Lol,then what is it Go on continue

Em em em...
*scratching head*
How are u my cutieberie?

MhizDeedy:
Lol ...d thunder that will fire that mouth of urz is lifting weights

R ur boobs now synonymous to thunder?

MhizDeedy:

U know what? Shebi u want to counsel me, how abt u just allow me come nd live with u so I can understand u very well. Pity a dear sis

Young lady what do you think you are about to do? Oh u want to carry my food and go and give orijin101 free of charge? Over my dead body

You are not moving an inch missy!!!

Orijin101:
Okweminokwe!!!!!!! Lekan injected 6 living souls into you?

You should have asked me to counsel you before you also mumuly opened you paradise gate for him.. .. .. dat was how he impregnated a lady over here, you won't believe it, the lady gave birth to 27 children at once!!!! Another babe at Ibadan his carrying 1 dozen of babies for him, now you are also carrying half dozen!!!!!!

_Kinglekan, can you see you are now the real Abraham, "father of all nations".

Chisoossssss!!!

ROTFL @ half dozen

Chaiii, Orijin but I tot we were good friends why are you leaking all my escapades to Mhizdeedy, u want her to leave me ni?

I yaf yet again been humiliated oooo!! Emi father of many nations??

Lobatan oooo!!