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MhizDeedy:
Ehn u av seen another fyn lady again abi? Sis u better not listen to his lies nd sweet talks. That was how he deceived me ooh. Ayaf never seen sm1 like him in my life

Come here joor! What is doin u sef. My sweeetest deedy, my one and only pumpkin.

MhizDeedy:
Lol tz true ooh. He av mishandle me ehn, even those guys I normally do shakara for then, will just see me and smile, dy will nau say ' mama ejima or iya ibeji how re d twins', I will just reply them saying ' they re fine tnk u, little did dy know tz not twins m carrying but 6children. Chei God knows how I will push out 6 babies nd even breastfeed them.

God will judge u ooh Kinglekan

Me mishandle u?

Ah hannn! Just one tym dt we did it, u are now saying I mishandled u. Why are u such a chronic liar nah deedy. Even the devil is ashamed of you.

If u like breastfeed one dozen of kids that are not mine, as long as they don't interfere with my sucking time.

cutieberie1:
Ehen. Hmmmm I heard while I was away its alryt

Yeeepaa!! I have been busted yet again. Cutie its not what u think ooo.

Beamborla:
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I haff tire.

ROTFL...

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MhizDeedy:
Oh lawwd I need just his face, just his face, his face only





For a dirty slap.

Shebi I was telling u ayaf not done it before, ayaf not done it before, u nau said ok that it will nuh pain me, then u nau put it like that raw, u nau said tz d 1st tym nau I will nuh get pregnant. Now d doc said m pregnant with sextuplets ooh, d doc wants to see u tomorrow. If u like tel d whole world, nobody wil save ur ass this tym around.

When I put it raw was it not sweating u ehnnn!!

You were just moaning and screaming "Oh Lord!!, Oh my goddd!! Give it to me!! Harder!!" and now you are lying that u are pregnant. May that god forgive u oooo!!

I can't fit to be responsible ooooo. How one round go gv u belle. Infact let's go for a DNA test oooo

Orijin101 nor mind this babe jaree, she can lieee.

wenson:
Bros y dnt u face her na?

MhizDeedy:
Yay! I won him @ last.
Me: knock knock Kinglekan: who is dere? Me:, Holla Kinglekan: holla who? Me: holla do is win, win, win, win. No matter what!

I would be back. Enjoy ur short-lived victory.

MhizDeedy:
Lol hahahaa. Tz good ooh, tz very good u think I don't see d way u av being deceiving all these girls abi? I will not let them fall into ur trap. Ah! Ur plans shall never work ooh. See his big head sef, God knows how they even look @ his side twice before running away

*walks away in shame*

MhizDeedy:
God save me from this old man ooh. I will nuh blame u ehn, u see d older u get d more d level of ur understanding begins to decline

Chisooosssss!! Meeeee

I don suffer!!

MhizDeedy:
nd that was how kinglekan bought me malam perfume on birthday, d scent ehn na wa. As I sprayed it on my body like this ehn it refused to leave me alone, if I pass by ppl dy will just give me that knowing smile and those malams will just wink nd smile @ me. I had 30 showers before I was free from d bondage of malam perfume.

Along with the perfume, he got me fake jewelries nd I wore it to a party with my friends, u need to see d embarrassment I faced wen all d diamonds were falling down 1 by 1. I had to run to d restroom to pull d trash away.

Nd lastly he took me to a football viewing centre, that place was filled with guys nd it was stuffy. I couldn't bliv my luck, I just felt like fainting.
After everything I broke up with him, he doesn't love me ooh, he just wanted to embarrass me nd it worked. :PP so kinglekan u berra change ooh

Chaiii!! Deedy why must u disgrace me in such manner.

wenson:
Bros ah didn't say one should spend a fortune! Dere r still cheap buh quality stuff u can buy 4 a girl on her bday. Wah am saying here is QUALITY nt QUANTITY

MhizDeedy:
Chei. See this boy ooh what arrant nonsense. What the hell, u see wen I told u that face of yours needs slap u think m joking.

But darn it, this is how guys meet their death

Will u shut your mouth b4 I seal it with my sausage? Who gave u the audacity to reply me? What impetus do you have to even think of facing me?

Can't you open you eyes and see the striking semblance between you and the drawing?

The booty size is exact, no difference at all. Am tempted to believe you had some sorta "Jack and Rose time" with whoever drew this.

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

temitemi1:
Buhari don carry the disease go Amelika

ROTFL..

prettythicksme:
I am allergic to long textbooks

Olodoooo.

TheSonOfMark:

Webster dictionary: An oaf also means a fairy or a stupìd person.
A leprechaun is a fairy.

http://i.word.com/idictionary/oaf


A fairy could mean a stupid person. Leprechauns are fairies: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fairy

Follow these links, Lekan.


There's a difference between literal and figuaritive meanings.

Like I stated on page 4, leprechaun is used by me in the figurative context and that is the context used in the Webster and Urban dictionaries links I have provide.

Note where a fairy is stated as the synonym of oaf.

FACTUAL analysis, sir.

Now I get your point sire.

ggrin:
[color=indigo]ija sese beere ni o
U neva see anything[/color]

Kilode naahhh!! Padi mi to sweeettt.
Ma je ka ja oooo.

TheSonOfMark:

You still haven't answered my question: What are fairies known for?