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SAMBARRY:
that I forgot to laugh

MhizDeedy:
Lol Kabiru ko Monsuru ni

wristbangle:
So una sef don marry? E ku igbeyawo. Congrats baba lekan

Awa niyen ooo. Mhizdeedy iyawo mi to posh.

MhizDeedy:
Lie lie...u think I didn't see u 1 hot afternoon like that with that breadseller girl insyd d uncompleted building, is it becos I kept quiet?i

Its not me jooor, it was kabiru, rem we look alike

MhizDeedy:
Tz not me ooh maybe those ladies u do screw wen u re doing ur job of carrying cement

I only screw u.

MhizDeedy:
Lol tz seems mosquitoes av started sucking d blood on ur head again abi....which vessel is now wide?

Which mosquito? Iffa pinch ur...... nevamind.

Ur vessel nah!! How many vessel u get?

wristbangle:
Lol. Groundnut ko, soybeans balls ni. O ti dun oo. So how ur day bro?

Oga mi, my day was fine oooo. How was urs nah?

wristbangle:
Lol. Groundnut ko, soybeans balls ni. O ti dun oo. So how ur day bro?

Oga mi, my day was fine oooo. How was urs nah?

halfrica:
Rude boy Body of a child talkin *wen u are old enof to date use ur gfs boobs as support*
Mine is a life saver and nt a brain support
Deep ur head into hot acid *thy will be done*
Excellent idiat

Chaiiii! Seee as halfrica finish me oooo.

Only me all dis? Wah did I do naa?

MhizDeedy:
Ahan Han whish smtin insyd smtn. 4get that jare .
He is a good guy ooh, wen u left for work, he came home go visit, we were gistin sha, so I decided to cook for him, so I wanted to take a pot that was on top of d kitchen shelf but I couldn't reach it so he carried me to take it. Even anoda day self I was bathing nd I couldn't reach out to wash my back well nd he helped me. He as being helpful ooh

Chissooooooosss!!!

Oluwa mi oooooo!! Mo gbe!!

No wonder ur vessel has been increasing in width and height. Last time I couldn't even tell when my Olympus was inside ur vessel.

wristbangle:
See ya life. Gulder, Otapiapia, kunu, indoji, kain-kain and dry gin wan finish ur life

Na sango go strike ur groundnut sized balls dere.

wristbangle:
Hahahaha. My errand boy dey para oo. Wa gba ike so gbo!
Baba werey! Lmfao .

MhizDeedy:
Lol awww stop jare my cheeks re burning lol

Let them change colour jooorr.

Orijin101:
And datz how they started derailing

Kinglekan and mhizdeedy

One post to my baby and I don derail? Orijin just talk say u sef dey eye am.

MhizDeedy:
Lol ah chainsaw ke? MBA ooh. Do u want to kill him? Sm1 that do keep me company wen u av gone to work. Ahan Han

wristbangle:
. See his big belle like hippopotamus own

Na beer cause am.

wristbangle:
Hahahaha. Werey

Nor disturb deedy again ooo

halfrica:
Av u see d lefool ur iq dey do u need a brain support?

Yeah I need support ooo!
Kindly help me support it with ur boobs.

MhizDeedy:
Lol did u cry? Cus if I remember it I will cry . Y won't everybody love me even d dog couldn't help it. Awww m feeling emotional

I almost did dear

Ain't u one lovable stubborn cutie.

wristbangle:
Kinglekan na our boy na.

Mhizdeedy get me that chainsaw in the backyard I can't find my machete.

I need to put this tolotolo's head where it rightly belongs.

wristbangle:
U mean our errand boy; kinglekan . Hehehehe

Yes my fingers were faster than urs for the FTC itchy

Chineke!!

Emi Oba Lekan Numero uno!!

Where did I put this machete oooo!
Your head has served its purpose.

Ojibi jibi jibi!!!!!

MhizDeedy:
U go away jare, shebi I told u not to comment first nd u did.

Ah Kinglekan he called me big head ooh. #runs to check d mirror, ah my head is big ooh

Wristbangle abi na wastebin sef!

Nor let me start Armageddon for ya head dis nyt oooo.

Last warning!!

halfrica:
Spell innocent

Errrr!! I tink its spelt 'eno....
*scratching head*
Chaii!! I yaf forget oooo

MhizDeedy:
. Nice writeup tho. I am always scared of dogs but d only dog I fell in love with was a cute Chihuahua dog owned by a friend of mine. M always scared of seeing it even tho twas cute but whenever m der it wil jump nd wag tz tail. So 1 day twas released nd it came to me, I was just screaming den it noticed I didn't like it, I tot it wil bark but instead it went to stay smwer nd looked away from me, it felt neglected I was so touched ehn. I got up, summoned all d courage in d world to sit bsyd it nd touch it then it climbed on my body nd laid dere, I almost died of fear.


Well Inorder words according to ur writeup, it loved me lol nd also forgave me even tho I screamed @ it

Twaci:
Really, my dogs did exhibit those characters and till they died, I never stopped loving them.


#RIP Ciaro and Analamuk.

Which kain mumu name be dis wey u name ur late dogs?

MhizDeedy:
I missed u badly ooh.

Many guys ooh eg wristbangle, tosyne2much etc

I

Awwww!! Miss u tooo deedy shuga

Ehenn and the two both of you, make una nor try nonsense ooo, iffa handle u both, esp u oga tosyne2much.

halfrica:
Na u before na

Lai lai Oooo!!
Am innocent.

kaboninc:
Yes sir! I did!
Thanks for the tips.

Uwc Sire!

MhizDeedy:
Lol hahahahahahahaha twas cold ooh u weren't dere

Eeeyahhhh!!

Deedy shey u yaf not miss moi too much 2day?

Who has been looking for ur trouble in my absence?

HFOG:
Got this tag from AgapeCharis. Thought we could have some fun with it here.

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WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage - dunno

2. last phone call you received - Boss

3. last received text message - Empty HEN

4. last song you listened to - Adekunle Gold ~ sade

5. last time you cried - Not sure

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

6. Made a new friend = Yeah

7. Fallen out of love = Nope

8. Laughed until you cried = Hell Yeah!!

9. Met someone who changed you - Nah!

10. Found out who your true friends were = The fake ones don't stay, so I don't bother finding out.

11. Found out someone was talking about you = I guess so

12. Extorted money from your parents because of a lover = Hiannn!!!


13. lost someone special = Nope and I hope it stays that way for many years to come. Grateful to God for keeping those really special to me in perfect peace.

14. been depressed - Yeah a couple of times.

15. Missed church -

Elantraceey, LordReed, Specialist900, Bejeria101, Acidosis, Beamborla, Kaboninc, Ideology, AgapeCharis, breezyrita, luxanne, Francizy, dearpreye, mizmycoli, Kinglekan, Odunharry, Alezy,

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kaboninc:
I was reading this book, "Everyday is a Friday", last Saturday, can't remember the author's name. A particular story got my attention and has been on my mind ever since I began reading the book.

There was a story of a certain rich man. Was wealthy as he could meet all his financial needs. But he wasn't happy. I think a car dealer too. So in the course of a conversation with this wealthy man, the question of what the wife does was asked. Then the wealthy man said: "oh my wife, she's a manufacturer".

Noticing the behaviour of the wife in the gathering, the wealthy man was then asked: what does your wife actually manufacture? And he said "she manufactures unhappiness!"

What do you manufacture?

As we spend today in our various closets, gatherings, work place, home, anywhere, we should endeavour to ponder on that question.

Do have a fantastic day today!

Elantraceey, LordReed, Specialist900, Bejeria101, Acidosis, Beamborla, kaboninc, Ideology, AgapeCharis, breezyrita, luxanne, Francizy, dearpreye, mizmycoli, Kinglekan, Odunharry, Alezy, LarrySun, LynTiffany, Barcanista,

This really got me thinking and reflecting. We are constantly manufacturing something positive or negative, consciously or subconsciously.

One simple way to ensure we live and give our best is to enjoy each moment.

Your life happens in real time (no rewind, no pause button). Learn to savour every moment.

Had a lovely day, hope everyone also did.

Sassybae:
Lol Lekan don't you do that?

Since when did the pot of soup become taboo