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Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:46pm On May 17, 2015
MrsChima:
LMAO. grin. You go stab that modaduccer boo! sad angry
grin cheesy
Romance › Re: I Cheated On Her by kinglekan: 3:44pm On May 17, 2015
farano:
You touched her boobs mistakenly and she sucked your banana mistakenly too huh
undecided huh
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:26pm On May 17, 2015
oyin17:
spending the night 2geda, we may need it .
6 packs for 1 night? You wan drain me?

Na all my generation I go finish on top u alone? shocked
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:20pm On May 17, 2015
agarawu23:
your sugar mummy is a cheerful giver. I wouldn't mind if she is ganna share for me too tongue
Go follow all dose ur under 13 play jooor!!

U sef wan eat food wey Adult dey chop.


Tiffery. grin
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:18pm On May 17, 2015
agarawu23:
if kinglekan can afford u, it takes me nothing to lay u down. LEKAN is my boi cool
undecided

MrsChima abeg gv am him size.
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:17pm On May 17, 2015
oyin17:
You bring the cds cos we need like 6packs
Huh? 6 packs?
Are you inviting westlife and backstreet boys to join in? shocked
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:16pm On May 17, 2015
MrsChima:
I be sugar mummy? undecided sad
Darling Mrs Chima, I yaf miss u. cheesy
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:07pm On May 17, 2015
MrsChima:
How? undecided
agarawu23:
be sincere pls you fuckkk for cash ? ( no offense)
How dare you talk to my sugar mummy like that?

You dey maaraaa ni? undecided
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 3:06pm On May 17, 2015
oyin17:
I miss my way, the stage is set. are you ready ?
*warming up*
Yes!!!! cheesy
Culture › Re: Ewi If Ife Fun Oluwafunmilayo by kinglekan: 2:50pm On May 17, 2015
oyin17:
I don miss road again, kinglekan come carry me go house, make we play
Wetin u find come here again?

*drags her pant*
Celebrities › Re: Ladies Post Your No-makeup Selfie. by kinglekan: 2:49pm On May 17, 2015
ng4u:
you dey mind am
grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kinglekan: 2:34pm On May 17, 2015
~VOTE»»»»»»» smiley
~Miss Too Cool
~Miss Warm-Hearted
~Miss Active
~Miss Creative
~Miss Inspiring

[size=20pt] Beauty & Brains = TWACI smiley [/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388096_coollogocom5062531_gifdbb2fefbdd9e975d8678c04d0a1169c1

Health › Re: Happy News! Masturbation Actually Has Health Benefits by kinglekan: 10:10am On May 17, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
This name comes to mind *no be me talk am o*
cheesy
*runs out of thread* »»»»»»
Health › Re: Happy News! Masturbation Actually Has Health Benefits by kinglekan: 9:57am On May 17, 2015
After wasting all their intelligent spermatozoa, this should put a smile on their faces.
smiley

Cc: Tosyne2much, Alberto2k, Stephenqueen, KingTom, etc.
Politics › Re: What Comes First In Your Checklist For Buhari's 100 Days In Office? by kinglekan: 9:53am On May 17, 2015
Op you have summarised it all. Patiently waiting though. smiley
Politics › Re: The Political Fallacy And Hypocrisy Of Those Surrounding Buhari by kinglekan: 9:41am On May 17, 2015
Baseless assumptions and assertions. Making the whole thing look like an ethnic propaganda.

Buhari is yet to assume office and yet you come up with all these trash, insinuating what nots.

In essence, what should we gain from all that you have said? How does this move us forward?

Rather than coming up with posts with no facts, proofs or legal backings, do us a favour and post something worthy of giving hope.
Crime › Re: Police Shut Anambra Restaurant For Serving Human Flesh: by kinglekan: 9:28am On May 17, 2015
Like seriously? undecided

Why would a restaurant serve human meat to everybody?

OP post the real link. Typing Punch isn't good enough.
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke, Stop Marrying Me In My Dreams, Cries Nigerian — Malaysian Student by kinglekan: 9:26am On May 17, 2015
Rubbish!!
Romance › Re: Which Of These Is Congratulated For Being "A Man" by kinglekan: 9:24am On May 17, 2015
undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, Your "NO-TO-SEX" Makes You Even More Attractive To Us (must Read) by kinglekan: 9:18am On May 17, 2015
MizMyColi:

@Truckpusher @rman
You two sound so impossible right nowcheesy

Something is fundamentally wrong with that kind of mentality.

So, because you give to her, then she must pay you back with sex?!
It's funny how you think it's your right.gringringrin

And then there are ladies who think they can play smart on a guy by magarizing him without putting nyansh for ground.
There is also the group who think that because the guy digs their farmland at his convenience, then he owes them and vice versa.
There is also the group of ladies who think that because a man gets to sex them often, then marriage is their only reward.
There is also the category who think that because they aren't having sex, then the man would be pressured into marrying them so he can done the deedgringrin

Maybe I'm even part of those who think this way, albeit unconsciously. cool

Like seriously, now that I think of it....it is just so stvpid and inhumane.

I should have sex with a guy who isn't my husband because I want to and I'm ready, not because I was pressured into it. And even if I mistakenly allow myself bow to the pressure....I know it's something I will regret for a looong time.

God!
What makes us different from whores then?
Dammit!

Not all of us are after your monies and wealth and ridestongue
Some of us don't have, I mean, some of us are really struggling, but we learn to cut our coat according to our size.


This reminds me of a female friend who just gifted me 200USD.
She also bought me a wristwatch worth 30-35k in the US alone.
If she were a guy, I wonder what her prize would be for giving to me like she does.
Before everyone harps on about her having ulterior motives, I want to add that she is super rich....and sometimes I wonder what I have done for her to deserve such love and admiration.


If you have the means to better a person's life, do so because you can, don't go overboard, and don't go on afterwards thinking they owe you their bodies.

Ladies shouldn't tease their guys to a point of no return only to deny him the real ponmocheesy when they know they are not ready.

There is a mysticism about sex, it is best pleasurable when both parties are emotionally and psychologically ready.
For some ladies, it would require that you prove to them they are worth going all the way with.
For others, they are ready when they are ready.smiley

It's one crazy world out there.

The only way a person can lay claim to my body as his right and vice versa is if we are married... No Sane Lady Enjoys Body Counts
If the relationship ends, good and fine!
If he loved me enough, he wouldn't wanna see me become a shadow of myself for bowing to the sex pressure when it's apparent I'm not ready.
And if it can't wait....then he should go get exclusive rights on me!
Forgive me for valuing myself this much
smiley
See Speech. cheesy
Romance › Re: Sheba-sheba by kinglekan: 8:37am On May 17, 2015
Beamborla:
No be small drama for here o! wink Sheba123, welcome gan ni... Towie it's coming late, I'm on sabatical grin



Kinglekan kiss kiss kiss
My loveeeeeeee kiss kiss kiss
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Testimonies. by kinglekan: 8:30am On May 17, 2015
All these plenty questions?

Hian!!

2.) The monikers, Topics, Controversies, Inspiration (once in a while), E-bashing and E-wars, fun, etc. grin

Well just like seasons come and go, NL is just a season for me. Can't say I would always be here. Would have to bid it good bye some day or just become inactive. wink
Romance › Re: I'm Lonely, Pls Help Me by kinglekan: 7:11am On May 17, 2015
pinkycute:
All thanks to God *Dancing Shoki* grin grin
tongue
grin cheesy grin
Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by kinglekan: 11:52pm On May 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
Na prick dem dey take wash fart?**orisirisi cheesy cheesy
Na wetin go do ur own oo. I need to ANALyse u. wink
Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by kinglekan: 11:49pm On May 16, 2015
MrNL:
lolzzz by d way,y u snatch ha from my padi na..
Snatch? shocked When? How? Where?

Who be ur padi sef?
Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by kinglekan: 11:47pm On May 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
come flush am for me jare cheesy
Send me ur address naa. Mak I cum use prick wash am 4 u
Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by kinglekan: 11:40pm On May 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
sign of good living cheesy
*pukes*
Dem suppose flush ur digestive system.
Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by kinglekan: 11:38pm On May 16, 2015
MrNL:
this one no b punch line,dis na blow line
Hahahaha!! Na joke ooo.

She sef knw say I dey play. cheesy
Romance › Re: I'm Lonely, Pls Help Me by kinglekan: 11:36pm On May 16, 2015
pinkycute:
Am lonely too and I need real companion grin grin Not fakes dudes embarassed please tongue
God just answered your prayers. grin
Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by kinglekan: 11:34pm On May 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
Any big deal if i fart in d presence of my partner?no biggie just dat it must b in a normal way tho cheesy
U wey ur mess dey smell like dead rat mixed with rotten egg. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Ladies Post Your No-makeup Selfie. by kinglekan: 11:29pm On May 16, 2015
pinkycute:
kiss
Me likey ur pose ooo wink

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