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damseyl:
nice vision you gat

. Don't I get a peck?

sinaj:
m kul deawie

U writing exams shey?

HizMissy:
Plus e be like say prison don dey hungry am.

This wan na Yaba left him go serve him time.

damseyl:
STEWPID!!


- You give the number of a girl you have dated once and had sex with to a friend, so for him to try his luck too.

-A girl passes by and because you v had something with her before, you started telling your friends about all the shits you did together and spoiling her.

-Forcing a girl whom you aint in a relationship with to have sex with you, just because she came to say hi.

-You just started a new relationship like 2days and your very next move is to sex

-you can't spend your money on something more important, but rather you spend it on carrying olosho every night

..And so on


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All I see is SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!

babyosisi:
Somebody needs to burst those his fat lips
That Jim Iyke is so irritating

That's what too much of violent roles causes. The mumu thinks he can just be fightn anyhow.

HizMissy:
Is jimmy ikechukwu hallucinating right now?

Can he beat, not to talk of kill Uti? Im no sabi im mate?

Hehehe!! The demon wey dem cast from d guy body neva finish.

Na legion dep possess am.

sinaj:
lyk you do or lyk she doesnt knw

Babe sup?

Beamborla:
Thanchuu
Worry not, it has been settled

Ok dear

oyin17:
Na my bf you dey call mumu? no kiss for u again

Hehehehe!! But him mumu naa!! Oya nor vex

Beamborla:
King lekan, come o! What have you to say to this?
Why is she kissing you everywhere?

Me sef am confused ooo dear.

KingTom:
That one na kilishi na, you need TEAR am

Oshe jare!! I like them strong.

oyin17:
yes, where is he?

Don't knw whr d mumu is jare.

lanicky:
Buhahahahaha! I'm not indomie noodles.....

U sweet pass nooodles ooooo!! I go chop u, use ggrin do appetiser first sha.

oyin17:
I never kiss u na, wey my boo

U neva see am ni?

lanicky:
U no dey like to chop pepper na

Ma try me ooo! Ask Kingtom, month bad gannnn!!
I wee eat u rush rush.

oyin17:
I'll rather kiss kinglekan than reveal myself

Oyin dis one wey u dey kiss me evrywhr.

prettythicksme:
oh ok i will go for twaci cos i no really sabi d second babe

Great!! No go change ur mind later ooo!! Twaci all the way.

jacksparrow1207:
Na him dey chop her kponmo?

Na dokita ooo!! Dt guy like beta tin

jacksparrow1207:
Still thinking. Thinking of endorsing chiam.55. What u think bout that

Wow!! Is she contesting? I didn't know oooo. Actually I need more people on Twaci's team.

cutieberie1:
yes

Okies!!

What if we both fell in love for example and we both shared a lot in common and you had certain ground rules you had set as a prerequisite for taking serious any relationship you find yourself in.

Due to love, attraction, and our common interests I decided to compromise and give up certain things because I didn't want to lose you. (It could be that I love hanging out with friends during key football matches and I also love to play video games with my friends when they come over).

But you don't like a man who spends time out with friends especially in the evening when you probably need him the more and you have this conception that men who play video games are not mature.

So we get married and after a few days I open up and tell you that I can't do this anymore and I missed that part of me, plus I would love you to accept me for who I am.

What would you say or do?

lanicky:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! ggrin don finish u.

Omokomo ni naaa

lanicky:
Enter where? Heheheeehee! u dey dream

Wetin dey do dis wan?

U tink say na only kingtom go dey chop u? U don forget say we dey like the same food.

prettythicksme:
I will support both

U can't seat on the fence, you have to chose one babe

jacksparrow1207:
Buhahahahahahahha. Funny dude

Bruv have u endorsed anyone yet for Miss NL?

cutieberie1:
kinglekan hun,cn u expantiate on it

You mean the scenario I gave?

ggrin:
I no get time to dy write epistle jere

Mumu who u dey endorse?

lagunna1:
Your sister dey koole like cold kunu!
So king.tom don run mad? yeeparipa

I hear sey police catch u for possession of wrong ukwu, na true?

U just dey hear! Ggrin na mad gal naa!!

I know how many vaseline I finish on top that fake ukwu wey she upload.

So many lives have been lost cos of her irresponsible act. Bois just dey waste millions of sperm cells for nothing.

Na cos of lanicky, I for don kill ggrin tey tey.