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Romance › Re: How Much Do You Love Your Partner? 100% Mature Minds by kinglekan: 10:58pm On Apr 15, 2015
falconey:
inspector perv!

If na guy type " I don't love", medusa no go come your dindinrin boyhead.
Wehrey!!! Why e dey pain u naa. Abi u straff medusa for dream?

Heehehehe
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:57pm On Apr 15, 2015
lagmostkuit:
I no want! undecided
E sweet oooo cheesy
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:56pm On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
Help wetin undecided undecided u no say I no dey near your babe,why be say u dey like to dey disturb lagmostkuit ma babe embarassed embarassed
E just dey my blood to help naa. I am too caring na why. grin
Romance › Re: How Much Do You Love Your Partner? 100% Mature Minds by kinglekan: 10:52pm On Apr 15, 2015
falconey:
WTF?
Exactly what I wanted to ask you.

grin
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:51pm On Apr 15, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
shocked shocked shocked
Rated 18
Hehehehe

No its PG. (Dickson na person name na)
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:50pm On Apr 15, 2015
lagmostkuit:
lipsrsealed
U don't want lollipop abi? grin
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:50pm On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
undecided undecided undecided
Wetin naa!! Cnt I help u wen u are not around to do lagmostkuit. smiley
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:49pm On Apr 15, 2015
faith551:
Funny dude, ur dickson might end up coming out half of its original lenght
Hahahah, I know naaa!!

I won't dare put it in. grin
Romance › Re: How Much Do You Love Your Partner? 100% Mature Minds by kinglekan: 10:48pm On Apr 15, 2015
Romance › Re: How Much Do You Love Your Partner? 100% Mature Minds by kinglekan: 10:47pm On Apr 15, 2015
falconey:
dude focus! The topic is fart not medusa!
Hahahaha, ODE!!!

Mirexxx said and I quote "I don't love"
and I asked her if she was Medusa. Cos that's d only person I know who couldn't love.

Yeye boi!! Na so u dey fart anyhow abi?
Nairaland General › Re: Top List Of The Most Feared Fellows In Romance Section By Man Of List. by kinglekan: 10:36pm On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
Baba naso we see amu today ooo,wetin man go do grin
Heheheh, abeg make person start E-World War jareee. grin
Romance › Re: Help..my Guy Joystick Is Too Big ,am Scared..it Paining Me. by kinglekan: 10:35pm On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
chaiii cry,y evil na?
When u go get time make we do return leg naaa grin
Romance › Re: How Much Do You Love Your Partner? 100% Mature Minds by kinglekan: 10:33pm On Apr 15, 2015
mirexxx:
what's that?
Greek Mythology!

Medusa was a vewi pweety girl that loved to boast about her looks to everyone and one day she went into the parthenon.

There she boasted of her beauty to Athena a goddess of wisdom. Athena got angry and caused her.

The cause made her turn to a terrible monster with the body of a snake and her hair were hissing snakes. Anyone who looked her in the eyes would immediately turn into stone. She also couldn't look at her reflection, lest she turns to stone.

smiley
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:24pm On Apr 15, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Come and close it nah undecided
Open ur mouth naa!! undecided

*removes dickson* cheesy
Romance › Re: How Much Do You Love Your Partner? 100% Mature Minds by kinglekan: 10:22pm On Apr 15, 2015
falconey:
sorry my mind skipped that, I'm subconscious I took some couple of bottles.
undecided
Romance › Re: How Much Do You Love Your Partner? 100% Mature Minds by kinglekan: 10:21pm On Apr 15, 2015
mirexxx:
I don't love!
Are you Medusa? undecided
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 10:17pm On Apr 15, 2015
lagmostkuit:
shocked
Close ur mouth joor.

Or u want me to seal it with dickson. grin
Romance › Re: Help..my Guy Joystick Is Too Big ,am Scared..it Paining Me. by kinglekan: 10:16pm On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
about d oil i gave ur babes cheesy
Which mumu oil? undecided

Oohhhhh!! D one wey I take lubricate ur punnany dt day wey we do quickie bah?

grin
Nairaland General › Re: Top List Of The Most Feared Fellows In Romance Section By Man Of List. by kinglekan: 10:11pm On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
Baba weyrey how far na grin grin
Padi I dey ooo,

na so so JOYSTICK, SEX, JOYSTICK, SEX, I just dey see for my following tab.

Topic don finish 2day niii!!
Romance › Re: Help..my Guy Joystick Is Too Big ,am Scared..it Paining Me. by kinglekan: 10:09pm On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
if i wallop ya head cheesy,u don forget ask kinglekan!
Ask me wetin ooo?
Nairaland General › Re: Top List Of The Most Feared Fellows In Romance Section By Man Of List. by kinglekan: 10:02pm On Apr 15, 2015
undecided

E-fights ko, E-battle ni.

SMH
Romance › Re: Guys What Will You Do?[photo](must See) by kinglekan: 9:58pm On Apr 15, 2015
Marry Kini?? Hiannnn!!

I would just start with the funeral preparations without delay. At least they get to choose coffins and other stuvs. That should be fun. grin
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by kinglekan: 9:54pm On Apr 15, 2015
Beamborla:
Where is you? huh angry cry
Hiyaaa dear!! Bawo niii. Phcn yaf bin doin us strong tin ni ooo
Romance › Re: Who Is More Beautiful Between These Ladies (pics) by kinglekan: 5:23pm On Apr 15, 2015
The ist one.

But its just a pix showing them from diff angles. Pictures gv false impressions at times.

BTW, what's the essence of the comparison sef? undecided
Romance › Re: Snog! Marry! Avoid! by kinglekan: 5:15pm On Apr 15, 2015
Lala sup hun smiley
Romance › Re: How To Keep The Vagina Clean And Healthy by kinglekan: 5:10pm On Apr 15, 2015
Chiam55:
Lol! See what women have to deal with. I was evil when I was young. If I witnessed that now I'd cover for the girl maybe jump on the pad and stylishly stand ontop of it to cover up her embarrassment. grin grin
U were so EVILLLLLL then ooo!!

grin

But its just so hilarious. How does dt shii fall off. Tot it has wings that clips the undies.
Romance › Re: How To Keep The Vagina Clean And Healthy by kinglekan: 4:58pm On Apr 15, 2015
Chiam55:
I know right I felt like crying for her bbe.

Lol! You just reminded me: When I was in primary school so we were like eleven and some girls had already hit puberty at this point like my friend she had c cup boobs and she had jst started her period. So we were just running around the playground like you do at that age. Just chasing each other. There was boys playing with us and this mix race boy we all fancied was chasing my friend and we ran aft them. Didn't her pad just fall out of her knickers shocked lmao! ! She had on one big fvckin pad that was the size of a diaper and it lands on the floor. Jason steps on it and starts screaming jumping up and down and wiping his shoe like he stepped on shi. Babe we died.I was I literally lie on the floor holding my stomach. We laughed so hard I nearly threw up. Bless her man when I think back now. I would've changed school, name, nationality and country if that ever happen to me. We gave her hell for the remaining months before we went to separate high schools.
ROTFL.. LWKMD ...LMAO
grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 4:54pm On Apr 15, 2015
Ipledge:
You called borussia,Ipledge answerd grin
SMH!!

Magun is gradually locating u. smiley
Romance › Re: What's Your Relationship Status? by kinglekan: 4:52pm On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
I go send ma assassin cum kidnap u
Make sure say na woman assassin ooo
Romance › Re: A Man Without Beard Is Still A Woman (pics) by kinglekan: 4:51pm On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
I no get undecidedundecided
Then u be sissy!!

Chikena!!
Romance › Re: * by kinglekan: 4:33pm On Apr 15, 2015
mirexxx:
I dont need sex in my life so i will accept the money smiley
LIONESS!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Snog! Marry! Avoid! by kinglekan: 4:24pm On Apr 15, 2015
*takes a seat*

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