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Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Solemly Swear To This Picture by kinglekan: 3:57pm On Apr 17, 2015
alberto2k:
I truss our peppersoup madam, she no dey take her boobi play and even jacksparrows knows its a no go area grin
Jacksparrow1207 bad ooo!! Na teeth him dey use chop the booooby! grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Do U Find This Kind Of Ladies Attractive? (cool Or Trashy?) by kinglekan: 3:55pm On Apr 17, 2015
alberto2k:
118 shareshuh?

Definitely Alan shearer falconey was here grin
E be like say some people don get Cheat for shares oooo!!

Hehehehe
Romance › Re: Guys, Do U Find This Kind Of Ladies Attractive? (cool Or Trashy?) by kinglekan: 3:54pm On Apr 17, 2015
Blebleswag I told u to come and collect moni and change that chinko u are using.

See as e dey disgrace you now. smiley
Romance › Re: What Happens To Those Who 'LMAO' Often by kinglekan: 3:51pm On Apr 17, 2015
Sommyangel:
Laughing my a.s.s of of of of
shocked
Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Solemly Swear To This Picture by kinglekan: 3:48pm On Apr 17, 2015
SeverusSnape:
grin na you talk am o
U dey fear ni? grin

The severusSnape I know in harry potter na Bad guy naa!! wink
Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Solemly Swear To This Picture by kinglekan: 3:46pm On Apr 17, 2015
prettythicksme:
na only me u seeeeeee cheesy btw what should i swear to?
Lolzzz, na u bad pass naaaa!! grin

Swear say jacksparrow1207 neva create tattoo for ur booooby
Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Solemly Swear To This Picture by kinglekan: 3:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
kilokeys:
yes o.. tell them

are bite-marks classified as tattoos? grin

cos some b.oo.bs have them o...





i am one of the many bo..by tattoo artists o grin
Hahahaha!! What nutrient do you get from it? grin
Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Solemly Swear To This Picture by kinglekan: 3:43pm On Apr 17, 2015
alberto2k:
Liars just full this thread angry
U dey mind them? Lol

Make them show us sef!!!

Prettythicksme can u sweat to this. smiley
Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Solemly Swear To This Picture by kinglekan: 3:42pm On Apr 17, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Not only about being tattooed, Also make sure it has not been sucked, Pressed and squeezed by every KingTom, 2dice, and Ipedge.
grin
Romance › Re: Sexual Satisfaction by kinglekan: 3:27pm On Apr 17, 2015
sinaj:
i can xplain it wella for u cool

but not witout pay wink
How much?

Quickie, One night stand or over night?

grin
Romance › Re: Shocker:boy Fingers Girl In Public,stylishly[picture] by kinglekan: 3:21pm On Apr 17, 2015
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: What Does "I Love You" Mean? by kinglekan: 3:18pm On Apr 17, 2015
Hehehe!! Dis OP ehnnn

Well words are empty, they only bear weight when spoken with understanding.

There are several versions of "I Love You". grin
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 3:10pm On Apr 17, 2015
Mhizkel:
Interestin! A kiss for u Opwink
Muaaaaaaaahhhh!!! kiss

Thanks dear. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 3:08pm On Apr 17, 2015
ronald4lif:
Well, nicely written. I agree with everyone trying to improve this section with all the contributions made which are impressive. But I'm not sure how this can be achieved. A lot of people are not cut in for threads that requires thought provoking submissions. There are different reasons why we're here, some for mainly fun or others to learn a few positive things and how to improve their lives from people's opinion on private life issues. Every individual has different ways and ideas to sustaining their reason of coming on here daily. It will only make some people lose interest should one gag, suppress or attempt to discourage them from doing what makes them happy and their reason for being active on here.

About the catchy threads if you must have noticed a lot of thread that hits FP aren't that much of an intellectual material, rather they are hilarious topics geared towards achieving fun. And these threads generate more traffic than thought provoking ones. The reason for this could be that people have enough of real life issues facing them, they just come on here to ease tension and cool off their minds.

Finally, we all agree that this forum is an investment and whatever the owner does and operates is aim at generating maximum profit. Everyone should just learn to accept romance section as it is. We just can't change it. We don't have or need to.
You are a sage!!! grin

Well said bro!! and I agree with you perfectly. The purpose of this thread wasn't to make everything here serious. But I noticed that there are a lot of hilarious and fun threads that don't get much views.

This and some other reasons was what prompted me to create this thread.

I also agree with you wholeheartedly on this point "FP aren't that much of an intellectual material, rather they are hilarious topics geared towards achieving fun." .

That was why I also included in my write up and I quote . "Its clearly not rocket science that not every thread will make Front Page. Although frankly speaking am yet to understand how it works, but one thing is certain, its definitely not totally a function of its content. "


For example, this thread was moved from romance to general by a MOD and it probably will never hit FP and that doesn't change anything. smiley

Topics that hit front page whether intellectual or hilarious are most times catchy. smiley. I personally enjoy hilarious threads and like you said there is too much real life issue and most of us come here to unwind.

Your final words were striking and I agree to agree. smiley

We aint changing it, cos we don't have to or need to. We should learn to enjoy and make the best out of it.

Gracias Amigos!!! smiley
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 2:47pm On Apr 17, 2015
Chiam55:
Nicely put darl I will follow this if I ever think of a gr8 idea to share. Well done hun kiss
Thanks dearie. smiley
Romance › Re: Wise Peepz: If Your Girl/boy Friend Urinate On Your Bed Overnight... by kinglekan: 2:28pm On Apr 17, 2015
ROTFL.. Like seriously!!

Well I would be pissed at first, but hopefully it is just a "one time thing" and won't happen again. smiley

Would tease her and yab her about it for a long time sha ooo. grin
Romance › Re: Guys; Would You Do This Even If Offered Millions? (photo) by kinglekan: 2:23pm On Apr 17, 2015
*pukes* Eeewwww!!!

Wait ooo! How much exactly is much money? @ lalasticala

Cos much money is relative ooo, some people consider #100,000 much money. grin
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 2:13pm On Apr 17, 2015
Lala247:
Kinglekan do u think creating a therapy room for users that may have an issue but not sure if its topic worthy .. They can seek adivice there instead of creating rubbish


I mean did u see that thread ( im in love but not attracted ) nah that op needs therapy he dont even understand himself ..

Was thinking sha ..
Sounds like a good idea. I think there might be some that need such therapy.

But the issue with that would be when the thread begins to have multiple pages. People would lose interest in visiting, commenting and dropping questions.

Let the MODs handle such threads that they think are not topic worthy in my opinion.

***Modified***

MODs thanks for moving this thread to general, although I created it with Romance Section in mind.

Cc: Ishilove, Farano, Lalasticala
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 1:47pm On Apr 17, 2015
Orijin101:
I can see some vidiots commenting all sort of sh!!tz but the truth is that, I'm impressed! kinglekan!!! you deserve 7bottles of orijin cheesy

Nice write up bro cool
Thanks bro!!

They really don't count and so also do their myopic comments.

grin
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 1:20pm On Apr 17, 2015
tosyne2much:
Me go still cause wahala in d evening sef.. Hehehe cheesy
Hehehe, Another controversial thread loading bah?
smiley
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 1:04pm On Apr 17, 2015
tosyne2much:
Observing comments from my coconut tree cool

I'm here to learn how to create catchy topics and generate traffic cool


**Brilliant write-up OP
Thanks Boss!!

Salute!!! grin
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 1:03pm On Apr 17, 2015
Lala247:
Nice write up smiley
grin. Thanks dear
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 12:55pm On Apr 17, 2015
Blebleswag:
*clearsthroat*
Erm.......Kinglekan u said wah?
Criticise or add your comments dear. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 12:47pm On Apr 17, 2015
agarawu23:
Another plantain seller who carry NL matter for headcheesy

NL can't be like before and that's the point.
Lolzzz!! Really? And if I decide to carry it on my head how does that hurt you? smiley


agarawu23:
The owner is making his money u guys are there claiming Mr & Mrs perfect.
Better focus on your future than calling attention to things that won't fetch u money.

noticed.
This got me ROTFL...

Yeah we know he makes a lot of money, that's stating the obvious which really isn't much of an intelligent thing to say. smiley

Why are you on NL and reading this thread by the way?

Do you need a job? Or is this thread fetching you money?

LOL.

Nairaland General › How To Create Catchy Topics & Generate Traffic To Your Thread by kinglekan(op): 12:26pm On Apr 17, 2015


This popped into my head few days ago and I decided to share. smiley

For sometime now threads such as "Lack of topics in romance, blah blah blah" and a couple of others with the most recent one being "Reunion thread - How to move the section forward" have been trending.

While the essence for these threads are laudable, we are quick to toss everything that was discussed in the bin and the lovely comments are soon forgotten. Howbiet it seems like we are having a parody of the National Conference. cheesy

Much talk, No Action. smiley

We all want to create interesting threads (well at least most active users) and have significant amount of good traffic to it. By traffic I mean excluding derailers and trolls. smiley

Its clearly not rocket science that not every thread will make Front Page. Although frankly speaking am yet to understand how it works, but one thing is certain, its definitely not totally a function of its content.

So here are 5 tips to create that catchy thread, increase your traffic, comments and have a chance at FP. grin


1. Get Controversial

Yes I said it. Everyone loves to argue about something and take sides. Creating an exciting topic that has a little bit of controversy in it would definitely get you those views and comments.

I saw a thread recently titled "Can a born again give a 'head' during sex"
I immediately saw 'front page' written all over it. The combination of religion and a sexual odyssey generated so much controversy.

Voila!!! It hit FP.


2. Embrace Suspense

No one likes suspense, there is always this itchy feeling to know exactly what the OP means and the temptation to click and view the thread is high.

There are a lot of new threads being opened every minute and yet we don't open all the threads we come across.

Why? smiley

The reason is simple, if the "Title" isn't interesting we ignore and only focus on exciting titles and those with a bit of suspense. In other words, you can have a good write up and still not get tangible views.


3. Be Creative & Original

Creativity and Originality cannot be over emphasised. While I won't advocate for copying and pasting, am not saying you shouldn't.

If you must copy someone's article from their blog, be sure to search the title of the article on NL to avoid duplicating threads. Ensure you also paste the source. Don't plagiarise. smiley

I am Pro Originality and the reason being is that, this comes straight from you. Spicing up originality with creativity is like a three course continental cuisine served with chilled margarita. smiley


4. Proof Read & Spell Check

Yes I know you are very eager to let everybody on NL see and read your thread but don't be in a rush. Excellence is a virtue. smiley

While I was working on this thread I had close to 10 different headers that I had written down. But after going through them all, I had to settle for just 5 and that was decided through proof reading.

You want people to take your threads serious and yet you muddle up your post together as though its one sentence.

Habaa!!! Paragraphs are free! Seun Osewa doesn't charge for using it too much. smiley


5. Copy the World

Yeah, I got this from a comment on my previous thread. While a number of moniker's said I wanted to get noticed which is just laughable. I mean who creates a thread and wants no one to view it?? Or after writing an epistle, you expect me to settle for 50views and 2 comments?

*in olamides voice* Are you a learner? smiley

While I ignored a lot of those comments cos they were generating traffic. I also didn't stop do dish it out to the smarty who actually said I "copied the whole world". grin

So how do you go about this. Your content should determine who you copy.

If you have a very nice write up in romance, you could copy the likes of "Ronald4lif, Naijaboiy, Missclasssy, MzNelly, MizMyColi, Borrussia, Iprevail, Lala247, Chiam55, Orijin101, Xynerise, Darkangel86, Idowuogbo " and so many others. smiley

There is a catch to this, your content should determine who you tag, for instance If its something hilarious and you tag certain monikers, you might get comments such as " undecided ", "Rubbish", "Bullshit".

Take your time to study threads that hit FP or threads with lots of pages and see the monikers that drop interesting comments. Don't hesitate to copy them when you create something exciting.

They don't live and eat on the internet so don't assume they would see it. smiley

When they make comments on your post, their followers automatically see it and would want to check it out and comment on it. The ripple effect gives you exactly what you want.

TRAFICCCCCCC!!!!!!! grin

A lot of people would only comment on a thread if they find a particular comment interesting or hilarious.

Feel free to discuss and add yours. grin

Gracias


Cc:
Ishilove, Farano, Lalasticala

Family › Re: . by kinglekan: 11:55am On Apr 17, 2015

This is an interesting and delicate issue. I think she should confront him and let him know how she feels and all that has happened as a result of what he did to her.

The reason why I say this is because, its apparent that she has nursed the pain and hurt for so long. What she needs is complete closure.

He might have moved on and truly repented of those things he has done and doesn't know how to apologise for the hurt and pain he caused her. Approaching him about it might just open the door to a heartfelt sincere apology that would just help her get permanent closure.

On the other hand, if he is not truly repentant, he should be exposed. There are ways to go about this. I would advice she seeks legal council in this regard.

#MyOpinion
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Give A Head During Sex? by kinglekan: 11:44am On Apr 17, 2015
chipy:
Guy you harsh oooooo
Didn't mean to be harsh ooo. wink
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by kinglekan: 11:51pm On Apr 16, 2015
Beamborla:
I was there and it wasn't funny.

I was like what? huh
Don't forget to check all your boxes
ROTFL... U shld have been placed on compulsory over feeding diet. cheesy

Done. smiley
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by kinglekan: 11:43pm On Apr 16, 2015
Beamborla:
Except you want to go for dental check up and have the dentist ask you if you are a SS patient, don't try it angry

Incoming...
ROTFL... LWKMD

Well at least you haven't gotten to that stage yet naa. So I would just keep a close watch, so I can knw when to adjust and change eating pattern. wink

Okies. smiley
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by kinglekan: 11:29pm On Apr 16, 2015
Beamborla:
Then watch how you eat. tongue

Why na? huh angry cry
Ehennn!! Shld I take u as the standard for eating well? smiley

U ehnnn!! Oya send me d one u knw I meant. wink
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by kinglekan: 11:23pm On Apr 16, 2015
Beamborla:
What's it's use if not for bouncing castle? huh

Ehen Kilimanjaro is not bad as well.

Pin? I've got lot of them... UBA, GTB and Access, which do you prefer? cheesy
Gosh! I thought this moment would never come
Hahahaah, yeye geh!! Nor be me them go rush go hospital. smiley

ROTFL @ UBA, GTB and co.

Ok I retract asking you that. smiley
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by kinglekan: 11:12pm On Apr 16, 2015
Beamborla:
Rub ke? Would make it my duty to jump on it every morning cheesy

Eat tibi tibi without eating? You wouldn't last.

Some days are just like that o. But the once I ate is as mighty as mount everest grin
Hahahaha!!

Jump ke!! When its not bouncing castle. cheesy

Wouldn't last kee huh so I would pass out niyen ooo? ROTFL

Mount everest ko, mouth Kilimanjaro niii? *yinmu*

Pm me ur pin, if u don't mind ooooo. smiley

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