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Romance › Re: Should I Marry This Lady? by kinglekan: 8:56pm On Apr 10, 2015
BaebieHot:
Love of nowadays! Pple claiming they love each other break up for the stupidest reasons.

Like "Mike, why didn't you marry your fiancee again?

Mike: o boy! I love am die but she is too short.

How ridiculous
OP this just answers your question. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Personal Award For The Most Reasonable And Matured Guy On Romance Section . by kinglekan: 8:51pm On Apr 10, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Still voting stephenqueen. Don't rig my vote
Two of una nor well ooo... grin
Nairaland General › Re: Personal Award For The Most Reasonable And Matured Guy On Romance Section . by kinglekan: 8:48pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Boobs ke wetin i wan take that wan doo

Was thinking more or a sitting position but lol lets not go there
Ahaaaa!!! *light bulb come on*

*lips sealed*
wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Gratitude Challenge by kinglekan: 8:46pm On Apr 10, 2015
stephenqueen:
So una sabi praise God like this grin,na orijin101 own ah still dey wait for
I swear, I nor knw say Alberto2k sabi praise God oo. I been think say na incantations him go drop. cheesy
Romance › Re: 6 Types Of Women During Sex...ladies Which Is Yours?? by kinglekan: 8:44pm On Apr 10, 2015
2dice:
bros no make me killlllz yu oo
beamborla your wat?
Kill ke? shocked

Sowi IV neva ready. I go send u soon. grin
Romance › Re: 6 Types Of Women During Sex...ladies Which Is Yours?? by kinglekan: 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2015
2dice:
Lmfao cheesy cheesy
ladies which is yours
Guys comment your bae Ringtone cheesy
NB: Jes for fun..no lies ooh
My E-fiance Beamborla na Prayer warrior ooo!!

Na num 2 she go dey give wen I sama am. smiley
Romance › Re: 6 Types Of Women During Sex...ladies Which Is Yours?? by kinglekan: 8:31pm On Apr 10, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
This is hilarious. Buhahahahahahahahahahaha
Prettythicksme wld sound more like Num 4. Baby yen bad gannn.

Abi shey nor b d soundtrack wey she dey gv u? wink
Romance › Re: 6 Types Of Women During Sex...ladies Which Is Yours?? by kinglekan: 8:28pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Im a virgin
Dont understand what Op is saying

*sips tea *
Ur definitely Num 5. smiley
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2015
pinkycute:
Did I actually read all this cry
Kingletan, com nd give me back my Mb angry


******waiting patiently**** undecided
Come here lemme help you take that off @ dp.

smiley wink

We can talk about the MB after that. grin
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 8:21pm On Apr 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes!!
Hope d guy nor con dey feel like supaman. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Personal Award For The Most Reasonable And Matured Guy On Romance Section . by kinglekan: 8:10pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Abeg close mouth before i put something there grin
Hope that something u meant is ur B**bies? smiley

grin
Romance › Re: Lets See How Prudent You Are (ladies Only) by kinglekan: 8:06pm On Apr 10, 2015
cutieberie1:
only u have all these many crushes....
Swthrt NL is blessed with so many damsels. Aint my fault. By the way awayu? smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Personal Award For The Most Reasonable And Matured Guy On Romance Section . by kinglekan: 8:04pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Give it to blackett so he can suffer more lipsrsealed

Toysen

Djeezy but his gt money .. Nah he dont need it
Hmm or sinizia

Or kinglekan but dat guy smokes too much
Haaaaaaaa!!!! *Mouth wide open*
Nairaland General › Re: Personal Award For The Most Reasonable And Matured Guy On Romance Section . by kinglekan: 7:57pm On Apr 10, 2015
andystudentggrin:
Girls nkoundecided
Lovey he aint talkin about alakobas naa!! smiley

Op I nominate Ronald4lif smiley
Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by kinglekan: 7:52pm On Apr 10, 2015
Xionez:
Ah ah.
Its easy na. Na to consult a plastic surgeon on how to install a new bedroom-voice activated, oscillating and self modifying deek with inbuilt pleasure sensors to hit those buttons. wink

If women have been rejecting natural beauty since 350BC, why can men do the same. grin

And ladies, you are welcome to try it out...if the time comes. I will let you know once mind begins to shrink
See Albert Einstein ooooo!!!
Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by kinglekan: 7:51pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Lol imagine if you got 8 inches

You cheat 8 times lol nothing left
Cheating days are over !

I pity the ones way no reach 4 inches
ROTFL, LWKMD grin
Romance › Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by kinglekan: 7:50pm On Apr 10, 2015
Tandullceblog:
These dudes? I doubt.
grin
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 7:02pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Im not but i want the guy to be able to see me properly lol

Still want tribal mark undecided
Hehehehe!! U nor well at all

grin
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 7:00pm On Apr 10, 2015
Chiam55:
No you auto-wronged my story. Come on I can't lead the way and give him the cookies all on the same night!!! grin
Hehehehehe!! That would have been jackpot!! Slam dunk!!!

grin
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:57pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Lol i aint even seen ur face for all i know u might have one eye undecided
Haahahaha, Tot u were not into looks. smiley

Gotcha!!!! wink
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:56pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Yh i read it .. Rlly nice

Shey u can see how easy it is over here ..
If that was naija now d girl would hb scared to even look at the guy
Abi ooo. Well lotta things here suck tho.
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:50pm On Apr 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
see jealosy cheesy
Nor mind am jawee. So tell me have u eva walked up to a crush and took the initiative? smiley
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:49pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Could not read the whole thing
Okies smiley
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:48pm On Apr 10, 2015
Chiam55:
Lol yeah. So have you ever told a guy you crushing?
Lala247:
Noo my body tell him undecided grin

Lol i know .. I know .. I cant help myself
She doesn't want to give a douche bag the opportunity to feel fly about it I guess.

Lala u can tell me you have a crush on me tho. grin
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:45pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Summarise it for me abeg .. When ur done
Chaii!! Lalacious u r wickeeddd!!!

*crying*
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:42pm On Apr 10, 2015
mirexxx:
Lol its a free world dear
And u are still my crush. smiley
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:41pm On Apr 10, 2015
Chiam55:
Everywhere was closed at 4 in the morning so he took me to a gentlemen's club (Rhinos I think it's called) I saw my first strip club that night. We had a laugh. He took me home and we made sweet love to each other and I got a kiss good night. We dated for a year. He was trouble but the wickedst slam thus far in my life.


Ps SNM means say nomore
This is so so cool. Mehn am feeling u all the way. Chicks need to learn this stuv. Straight to the point no rigmarolling or silly tittle tattle. smiley

I did auto complete for you though. Check "Emboldened". grin

Lala247 have u read dimple's crush tale?
Romance › Re: 7 Places Sex Starved Dudes Stylishly Romance Ladies by kinglekan: 6:34pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Im scared of those bikes .. Lol no helmet nothing seat belt .. Nothing romance should b the last thing on that drivers mind
Actually they use paint drums as helmet. smiley

ROTFL @ seat belt

smiley
Romance › Re: 7 Places Sex Starved Dudes Stylishly Romance Ladies by kinglekan: 6:32pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lala247:
Wow its like ur chting from experience ..
Hahahaha, nor let me come descend on u dere ooooo.

grin
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:31pm On Apr 10, 2015
mirexxx:
I also can't share sad
This isn't fair oooo. Can't I be like King solomon niii. sad
Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2015
cutieberie1:
indeed..wat abt ur oda crushes....until u decide bye.
Em em!!! Swti I wee cry oooo. Don't leave me naaaaa
Romance › Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kinglekan: 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2015
Orijin101:
lolz. . . As in, since that time ehn, i no pass the front of her shop again grin
Ur papa wash u gan ooo. Him just dey tospi u with beta slap.

Hahahahaha

#Gbayi Orijin Papa

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