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Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by kinglekan: 6:27pm On Apr 10, 2015

Lala247:
Lol u always get butterflies
Chai woman wrapper

Hehehehehe, lalacious my swt pumpkin.

Am following the footsteps of king solomon. wink

#ProudlyWrappering

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Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by kinglekan: 6:21pm On Apr 10, 2015

Chiam55:
Here's my crush

I'm feeling him like he feel himself

#That'sAlotOfFeelings

Oooouuccchhh!!!

Now u are giving me butterflies in my tummy.

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Romance › Re: Dumbest Thing You've Done To Gain Your Crush's Attention by kinglekan: 6:18pm On Apr 10, 2015

Orijin101:
i wanted her to witness how i brought the car but it was a failed mission cause she only witnessed the dirty slaps my dad was giving me when the mechanic was busy repairing the car. Jez imagine, that awkward moment when you dad is lancing you slaps in front of your crush

Now, over to you [/b][/color]

ROTFL.. Orijin shey na my thread inspire you to remember this. Mehn u deserved to be flogged ooo.

Hahahah, d geh go just dey pity u.

Cc:

Lala247, chiam55. U guys need to read this post

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Romance › Re: 7 Places Sex Starved Dudes Stylishly Romance Ladies by kinglekan: 6:14pm On Apr 10, 2015

Lala247:
Okada ke.. How do they do it ..

That bike that isn't safe . They can still romance

Lalacioussss!! Omo dt one is vewi cmon naaa.

If d guy seats at d back and d lady has a backside like urs, his body chemistry might be turned upside down

And if he seats in the front the lady just helps to make that possible by resting her bosom on him.

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 6:00pm On Apr 10, 2015

Fabdedon:
hehehe leave that guy joor.. See free gift
kinglekan.. A fish at hand is better than others in the river..

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:57pm On Apr 10, 2015

mirexxx:
if you have a crush on me, it should be mee and mee alone! I don't share crushers

Am just too greedy hun, guess I should have been named oliver twist. grin

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:56pm On Apr 10, 2015

ronald4lif:
Okay. Since there was no attraction the wasn't any reason to take it further then. But you must be a gentle man not to be interested in a woman of such attribute coz of no attraction. That's good. Some guys will just eat the cookie regardless.

Well online here a lot of us might sound like players, but in the real world we are just gentle men and faithful partners.

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2015

Beennkumar:
A titanic crush? It can sink, bro.

That's why I didn't take the bait ooo.

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:47pm On Apr 10, 2015

countsparrow:
Kai... See as I waste MB on top dis thread...

God!!!
Wetin be d pato of this thread now
Kini ere ti o wa ni be?

Hahahaha
, Werey ni padi yi sha ooo.

Go ask plato d pato naaaa.

Make I dash u small MB on ur chinko Phone? grin

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2015

cutieberie1:
so u are also cheatin...talk strike
only u..

Boo booo, awayuu?? You knw am too faithful

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:43pm On Apr 10, 2015*

Chiam55:
And you sir king was feeling yourself more than she was feeling you so she lost before she start.

Make I nor feel fly?

. Its not everyday you get a hawt curvy babe crushing on a guy and giving the pelican light like you actually put it. That got me ROTFL.

Chiam55:
Another thing if you thought she fine but no brains then why didn't you just tell her lol. Should've jst cut her story short with a ' are you crushing on me?"

Hehehe, well as much as this sounds really cool, if I had done it she probably might have said yes and I would have to tell her I wasn't into her. That would definitely burst her bubble.

Chiam55:
If I can have the guts to call a guy out amongst his friends damn once I get the number only two things will happen.... S.N.m

Hahahaha, Plzzzzz tell me oooo.

And full meaning of S.N.M? grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Gratitude Challenge by kinglekan: 5:34pm On Apr 10, 2015

Beamborla:
Thank you for the nomination, sweet.

Can't remember when last I showed my gratitude to God openly or even in my closet. It has always been God, give me this, God, I don't want that, God, why me and loads of complains.

Hence, I thank God for using you to give me this opportunity and I thank you for allowing yourself to be used.

I thank God for my family, my studies and my friends both e-friends and real friends.

I thank God because he has chosen not to give up on me even when I give up on myself. I thank him for EVERYTHING. most especially for being faithful to me even when I stray away from his bosom

Nominations: kinglekan, 2dice, cutehector, ipledge, rozabeth and emusmith... Y'all should come show some gratitude.

Truth is words would never be enough to thank God. I am truly grateful to God for his unfeigned love, mercy and goodness towards me, my family, friends, E-friends and loved ones.

There is none like you and from the bottom of my heart I want to say, I am truly GRATEFUL.

Nominations:
Orijin101, Kingtom, Alberto2k, Stephenqueen, 2dice, Jacksparrow1207, Prettythicksme, Lala247, Twaci

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Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by kinglekan: 5:24pm On Apr 10, 2015

Op did I in anyway inspire this thread?

#Just saying

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:19pm On Apr 10, 2015

danyel09:
Kinglekan I like ur thread but I also fink u need dis to clear ya head

Hahahaha. Don't let NL police catch u distributing that ooo

*stylishly collects it*

grin

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2015

ronald4lif:
Kinglekan this is work of fiction right? Apparently.

Although she came off boring all those password talk was just green light for you to make a move on her. What's your business with her password and facebook. Why you no ask for a dinner date.

Well hard as it is to believe which really doesn't matter cos this is just a forum, it really happened. wink

And I wasn't really interested in her. She had a great figure but there wasn't really any attraction. Plus like I pointed out, I had always seen her around but our paths never crossed.

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 5:14pm On Apr 10, 2015

alberto2k:
ehmm.. Kinglekan abi Kinglemeji

Wehrey! Wetin this story teach me us now?

Babe dey give u ggrin light and u dey dull abi?
Infact u need slap from Sango, the type way dey reset dat ur smoke filled brain

Hahahaha, Bros nor vex. I bin dey diet that time, na why I nor gree chop am. grin

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Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints, Advice And Suggestions Thread by kinglekan: 5:06pm On Apr 10, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I have a complaint and it's about people complaining about what they aren't supposed to complain about and complaining on the complaints of others as opposed to the right form of complaining which is complaining about what should be complained about, thereby making their complaining look wrong and completely deviating from the context of "complain" [/color]

Can I make a complaint about this complaint?

Romance › Re: When U Enter Friend Zone With A Crush by kinglekan: 5:02pm On Apr 10, 2015

Orijin101:
And after seeing that, the next thing i will jez do is:
*block her on whatsapp and delete her number.
*delete her from BBM
*unfriend her on Facebook
*unfollow her on twitter
*infact, all of her social media accounts will be deleted from my list, even if she is on nairaland, i will change moniker coz of her!

God punish any lady that plans to familyzone me

ROTFL... Familyzoned. That's a whole new level to it.

The babe that would tell me this, her sister had beta be looking like Meagan Good.
undecided

Romance › Re: When U Enter Friend Zone With A Crush by kinglekan: 4:59pm On Apr 10, 2015

Orijin101:

cc: alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
ipledge
2dice
chimerase
fabdedon
kinglekan

come and see ooo

Claiming my spot!! grin

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 4:13pm On Apr 10, 2015

stephenqueen:
Kinglekan but you dull urself sha, person carry food cum say make you chop you go carry troway

Na everything wey them offer you to chop, u go chop?

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 4:09pm On Apr 10, 2015

kristen12:
Writing without making sense

R u done?

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 4:08pm On Apr 10, 2015

Chiam55:
Wait..... so I'm not on the crush list hmmmm

Edited.

Swtsss nor mind me jawe. I was dozing while typing my carbon copy list.

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 4:06pm On Apr 10, 2015

Beamborla:
Someone wants to start cheating

Nooo sweetie mii. I can't fit to cheat on you naaa. wink

Romance › Re: The Act Of Mis-talking by kinglekan: 3:54pm On Apr 10, 2015

Harrychocoberry:
Nairaland Dissertation Award?? Wow..never knew about such award.
anywhichway believing the award is merited I accept with all pleasure.

Bro this is so hilarious. Mehn I took time to read every. Well its quite lengthy and you should probably have this on a blog and have a series on "Misyarn" where you put up two stories.

The wedding, the owerri journey and the tracy chapman tales got me ROTFL.

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Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 3:24pm On Apr 10, 2015

Orijin101:
likes don hungry broda mi lekan like mad!

E nor easy to type "Ababio" naa on top NL

wink

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 3:15pm On Apr 10, 2015

naijaboiy:

Romance › Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 3:05pm On Apr 10, 2015*

Cc:
tohpahz, falconey, ronald4lif, tosyne2much, sandrahnaub, missclasssy, rokiatu, mizkeleke, sinaj, blebleswag, baebiehot, Darkangel86, daviyjones, missstella, andystudentggrin

And Orijin101 and the rest of the gang.

Ipledge,fabdedon,kingtom, jacksparrow1207,prettythicksme (jacks boo), stephenqueen, alberto2k,2dice, etc..

And my beautiful NL sweethearts and crushes. grin

Twaci, Lala247, chiam55, Sleekyshuga, Cutieberie1, Vickybee, lanicky, ggrin, gracile, midehi, mirexxx, Tandullceblog,
SubbieD, Judie7654, etc...

And my Lovely E-fiance
Beamborla. grin

Make all of Una kindly hit the Like and share ooo on the post on top!! I don count all of una ooo.

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Romance › She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan(op): 3:04pm On Apr 10, 2015*

****Readers Discretion is Advised****
This thread is quite long but the contents are very real/true and would definitely make you smile. If you are too lazy to go through it. SMH 4 u.

*****Now Back To The Matter*****

I have seen lotta threads on ladies taking the bold step to woo a guy but wanted to put up something totally different. Yeah more like my personal experience.

Gat a couple sha, but lemme just give u one. Yes Oneeeee!!! Don't be stingy.

You know what this ain't an epistle so lemme get right into it. grin

*******The Tale Begins*******

Twas a cool evening and I had just got back from church after a wonderful evening service........Ehen!! Yeah I go to church. Y r u surprised

Yeeellzzz!! As I was saying jaweee. I was looking really charming that evening. Wore a purple/white stripe long sleeve shirt on a pencil jean, with a nice pair of chucks and my cologne furthermore reinstated my dashing appearance .

I decided to chill outside with a friend and we were so engrossed in our chit-chat that I didn't notice the pretty chick trying to get my attention.

Chick: Excuse me plz! (In a soft, calm voice. )

I turned around and saw dis dark skinned, Mercy Johnson like endowed bae, turned back to look at my buddy and was expecting him to say hi to "Nicki Minaj"

Instead buddy tapped me and said "Na u she dey call"

Chick: Excuse me plzz!! Can I have a minute with you.

I looked behind me wondering if there was someone else there, so as not to make a complete i.d.i.ot of myself.

Me: Okies (Still completely dazed and wondering what was really going on, considering the fact that I had always seen this chick around but our paths never crossed)

Chick: Ok, thanks for sparing me your time. Lemme introduce myself. My name is N**** . N**** means blah blah blah...

She went on and on to give me the full meaning of her names, while I stood there wondering in total shock where all this "About the Author" talk was heading to.

Chick: Can I get to meet you too.

Me: Errr!! Am Lekan (Hoping she wasn't expecting me to give her my autobiography too)

Chick: Ok, its nice meeting you Lekan **she stretches her hand for a handshake**

I have been noticing you for quite sometime now and actually I wanted to tell you about a business opportunity.

Me: (in my mind, I was like this is getting interesting. Kept my composure as I listened to her.

)

Chick: I would like to invite you for a seminar holding on Monday at *****, Hope you would be able to make it?

Me: What kinda seminar is this? (All this GNLD pipu don gidi this fine babe, so I thought.)

Chick: *With a friendly smile* errr!! When you come you would find out. Would you be able to make it on Monday? So I can give you a call.

Me: Am not totally sure, I would have to check my schedule for Monday. (Seminar ko, Workshop niii...Mtcheeewww!!!! I couldn't but just feign interest considering her huge bosom and gigantesque backside. grin

)

While our convo was going on, I just suddenly noticed so many eyes piecing through my skin. It felt more like "...chaii see wetin dis dude dey enjoy ooo". I could only but hope that this chat would come to an abrupt end pretty soon.

Chick: Ok, can I have your number. **streching her touch screen HTC device to me**

Me: **Types number on her phone and hand it back to her**

Chick: **Smiling sheepishly as though she just had a chat with Barrack Obama** Thank you for your time. Would give you a call.

**Friendly handshake & she walks away**

Fast-forward to 10pm same evening

*ring*, *ring*, *ring*, *ring*

Me:**Picks up the Phone** (Oh its N*****). Hellooooo

Chick: **Soft bedroom voice reply*** Hi Lekan, plzzzzz can u call me back

Me: **In my usual cool voice, which seems to sweep most ladies off their feet

**

Ok N*****

**Dials her number**

Hi N***** , it was nice mtg u today

Chick: Nice mtg u too, plz I want to have my shower, can you call me back.

Me: (In my mind: Hiaannn!! u put otutumopo for mouth ni, Call back ko, Kola ni). Ok dear

And with that I ended the call and went straight to bed.

Several weeks after, well apparently you should have guessed right. She didn't call me for no seminar or workshop. Nwazzz, I got home quite late and decided to fuel my phone a little bit outside in one of the shops running a gen before going inside the house.

I had this funny feeling that someone was going to delay me and I got up, picked my phone and as I was about leaving the shop when N***** shows up.

Chick: Hi Lekan, Thank God I saw you. Plz I want to ask you something.

Me: **In a hurry to go in but trying to show interest** Ok am all ears.

Chick: Em em em!! See ehnn I gave some1 my phone to help me install bbm and the guy was just disturbing me for my E-mail password. But me ayam a very simple person and I just gave him the password.

Me: (In my mind: Ok, Now I was getting lost, is this babe tryna give me her attributes? Now that I know you are simple, can you hit d damn nail on the head)

Chick: So, so, sooo, my question is this can he do anything bad by having my E-mail password?

Me: **Trying to sound really nice and cool, though I wished I could just daze "SENSE" into her head**

Well if you didn't trust him in the first place you wouldn't have given him your phone. And apart from checking your mails or probably using the same password to see if he can access your other social network accounts, I don't really think there is any other thing he could do with it.

Chick: **Stuttering** em em em, is not like I don't trust him sha oo. But that boi ehnnn!! He is jobless ooo. He can do anything oooooo.

Me: (In my mind: O boi, na wa ooo. So all d phonetics wey dis babe bin dey blow gv me when we first had a chat na wash. But wait sef wetin consine me 4 dis mata wey she con dey table so naaa)

**Hoping the convo would just end and trying not to prolong it with much reply** Well am sure he wouldn't do anything bad.

Chick: I pray oooo!! Ehen there is another question I want to ask you.

Me: (In my mind: Wetin naaa!!! U nor dey tire!! Leg dey pain me ooo. Do I look like a search engine or an ifa priest niii). **forcing a smile**

Ok, go on.

Chick: Errrr **turning as tho she was tryna advertise her goody bag**
Ehen!! See my facebook does not open, what can cause it?

Me: (in my mind: Gosh so u just carry body like Amber Rose, con dull like *lips sealed*. And is this your idea of giving the green light cos its beginning to look like a faulty traffic light ooo.)

Well I really don't know. A number of things could cause it though.

Chick: Wait sef oo! **Using her hand to hold mine as she was talking**

Can that boy go and be checking my facebook.

Me: (In my mind: is this a joke or am I being punked). **Still acting like a total gentle man that I am**

He would only be able to do such if the password to your E-mail and the password to your facebook account are the same.

Chick: **With a very dramatic exclamation as though person die** Haaaaaaa!! Ehhhhhhh!!! That boy should not try rubbish ooo. I use my facebook for business only ooo.

Me: (In my mind: dumbfounded)

Chick: **Few seconds of silence as tho waiting for me to continue the chat** Well ok thank you shaaaa.

Me: Alright, Good Night. Ciao!!

And with that we ended the convo. I couldn't help but smile at her approach. She was definitely crushing on me but too bad she had a hot body with little brain to complement.

Or maybe I am wrong sha. It could be that it was probably the best she could come up with.

So ladies give the guys some credit when we try to woo you. Its not so easy coming up with the right line in the perfect rhythm.

Oyaaa!! Ladies drop your comments and your experience if you have ever tried to woo a crush.

Guys tell us if you have been toasted b4? or maybe the girl bin dey flash you disco light. grin

Cc: Farano, Ishilove, Lalasticala

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Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:17pm On Apr 10, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Hahahahahahaha
U ehn. Enu ti poju

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Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:02pm On Apr 10, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
See as my guy scatter laugh
Who no like juice of life

Na person wey don die oooo. Padi miii

Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:36am On Apr 10, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Juice of life

Hehehehe

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