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Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:20am On Apr 10, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Kinglekan want German juice

Padiii, ewo tuni german juice ooooo

Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:12am On Apr 10, 2015

tohpahz:
Thanks u hear.. this kind offer sef

Lolzzzz!!

***licking lips***

Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:01am On Apr 10, 2015

tohpahz:
This care is dangerous

Hehehehehe, wld u prefer if I come chck on u den? wink

Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:52pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:
Of course u don spoil kpata kpata..
D lubricant fitnt fade away

hehehe

Am just being a caring fwend naaa. cheesy

Romance › Re: Which One Are You Ladies!! by kinglekan: 11:44pm On Apr 09, 2015

Lala247:
My thought exactly

Yanshhh of lifeee!!! wink

Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:41pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:
Bad boy.. it's not fair na.. lol.. u shud av stood up to her. Tell her d reason
Na dz serving God boify open my eye sef oo.. altho d eye bin dey open small small

Well, me sef neva get sense dt time naa. Plus d sex con mk me dey feel like say I don spoil patapata.

Nwazz hope say u still tight down dere sha. And d lubricant neva loose its viscosity. wink

Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:09pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:
Lolzz.. i was a good gal then oo.. he broke up cos of sex.. i wasn't even doing any moves on him yet..
D serving God part na wash jare.

Heehehe, well to be sincere I was guilty of that too sha. My ist gf too made me do "cunniWateva" wink

and some oda stuvs. Na she open my eye sef.

1 day I just told her I needed to concentrate on my books. cheesy

. Na so I take end am ooo.

Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:00pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

Cc. Bobopupa
Falconey
Dharay99
Orijin101
Wristwatch
Hobowobo
Lala247
Kinglekan

Hahahaha

Swtiii dis got me ROTFL..

You must have been a rili bad geh oooo. U had d ability to stop a man from serving God.

Wait oooo!! did u practice all the kamasutra moves on him? I bet that's enuf to cause him to backslide.

I hail theee Maaa.

Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do During Heartbreaks by kinglekan: 10:50pm On Apr 09, 2015

Orijin101:
oga mi kinglekan, you don finish am for me

Gbayiii padi cheesy

Romance › Re: Lets See How Prudent You Are (ladies Only) by kinglekan: 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2015

lanicky:
3 what?

3some noni. wink

Romance › Re: Lets See How Prudent You Are (ladies Only) by kinglekan: 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2015

lanicky:
3 what?

Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do During Heartbreaks by kinglekan: 8:56pm On Apr 09, 2015

4 and 5 veli veli true oooo.

Mk I include dis ones

1. Getting unusually snappy and snarky when anyone asks about the relationship.

2. Forming badt guy and engaging in unnecessary bitter monologue.

3. Checking every text msg that comes in hoping its an apology frm the babe. So u can grease ur ego.

4. Day dreaming about romantic moments with her especially at "serious hours"

5. Going thru all the pictures of her you have on your phone and if you have an unclad one, biting ur fingers at the tot of what anoda dude would be enjoying. wink

I yaf try....

Cc:

Orijin101
Lala247
Jacksparrow1207

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Romance › Re: Can We? by kinglekan: 8:24pm On Apr 09, 2015

ronald4lif:
Lol! You're a guy so it's not unusual to think carefree or alike. In online relationship or any for that matter women are more vulnerable to get hurt. So I think I was referring to them not players like you.

Haaaaa!!! Me player??

Ur wicked ooooo!! Nor spoil me for all d babes wey I dey eye ooooo

Romance › Re: Can We? by kinglekan: 8:23pm On Apr 09, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]No, I can't...[/color]

Okies!!!

Etisalat... Now u are talking

Romance › Re: Can We? by kinglekan: 8:15pm On Apr 09, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I can only develop admiration not infatuation......[/color]

U don come ehnn!!!

This ur way of putting it sef don confuse person.

Abeg mk I ask u d question for my own lang. Shey body fit dey totori u on top person wey u never see??

Chikena!!!

Romance › Re: Can We? by kinglekan: 8:12pm On Apr 09, 2015

ronald4lif:
Whatever one feels about the other should be very limited until the bolded happens, to avoid disappointment after realising that the person real personality is not in tandem with their off air personality.

U be professor I swear.

But the thing is life is too short to expect disappointments. So I choose to be carefree. grin

Romance › Re: Can We? by kinglekan: 8:10pm On Apr 09, 2015

Lala247:
Hey peeps

Pic below , share thoughts and opinions

Cc lalasticlala
Ishilove

100% possible. grin

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Romance › Re: Lets See How Prudent You Are (ladies Only) by kinglekan: 7:22pm On Apr 09, 2015

andystudentggrin:
this >>>> ggrin

Dts why u need spanking.

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