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Too many fake pastors.
Na God tell her say Nigeria is part of any revival?
What I see is that Nigerians are good conmen. That's why they excel in anything fraudulent.

There is nothing like love. It is all boils down to interests.

A man from a minority group is not in power.
So why will they make noise.

Do you want to fix it yourself?

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DEROX:
AREGBE IS SO DISGUSTING BUT HE WILL CRY LAS LAS
NO BE JAGABAN AGAIN

Una go soon quiet.
If you dey waka for street and small boy block you start to threaten you. Look around, you will see why he has such guts. If you think Aregbe is fighting alone then you are a certified fool.

You see where lil nas x eyes dey?

Bro she knows you more than you know yourself. She knows you're a SIMP that was why she bullied you into coming here to write this lamentation.
Truth is that you got no balls and your sense dey far from you.. you said she is older than you and you expect her to carry you get marriage hope.
She even had the guts to send you to buy pregnancy kit for another man's pregnancy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
The worst thing is na you dey train her for school.

blackpanda:
The only thing we are very good at doing in nigeria is to complain. Nag nag nag and nag. But if they give u chance, you will still follow the same footsteps and enrich yourself. Abeg everybody go rest

We shouldn't complain because Tulunbu your principal is involved abi?

Those people advising Tulunbu to contest for President do not love him, they rather love his bullion van

Even the 5k wey Tulunbu and Buhari promise we no see.
Rather Osinbajo that they gave the economy to handle
Destroyed it while Buhari that was supposed to handle insecurity, turned the Nigerian military into boyscout.

I'm beginning to like this portable guy. He is just himself, no pretence.
You can take portable out of the streets but you can't take the streets out of portable.
Modified..
What ever you wish portable is what will follow you.
Imagine someone saying portable's career will sink because He is being himself.
It was because of his outburst against Poco lee and his manager that gave him more recognition.
I think He should be doing comedy skits to add to his hustle. A good script writer will give him another hustle, he's got the talent.

gfm01:
Am a male and I base in Lagos mainland precisely,need a female matured and well understanding that can just be my friend, pal,someone I can share my feelings for.... Pls can be from any tribe.
Pls,WhatsApp me for real and interested lady or woman +2347057894877.
Thank you

Your for try state what you do for a living. It is very important say your intended client will know.
But you are one lazy ass man looking for a Sugar mummy.
Get your self busy and stop the Simping.

seunmsg:
He will still lose the Supreme Court because he has no case to start with.

He knows.. He is just trying to tell his followers He fought to the end and they don't belong to APC

Shekarau destabilise them. After supreme court, still remain in the party, extend the olive branch. Then by 2023 you plant the seed of discord.

Dawn91:
What is the obsession with young men on this forum with masturbation pornography and sex?

And you wonder why the women don't respect you all?.. so many threads about this same issue yet each day you kids keep opening more.

Grow some self respect and tackle your issues the way your father's did.
You didn't see them crying to the whole world they had an issue with porn or masturbation?!!! Or you think your father didn't have porn back then or Neve rmaturbated ? They did but they handled it like real men.

The problem is majoru6if you are so weak it's saddening. This is why these women don't respect you all. So weak that your own penis , an organ on your body is causing you so much problems. .. this is why you all fail at marriage because you are all immature. Tomorrow you will be claiming redpill and abusing Nigerian women ... Weakling

I am so disgusted

Everything you put up there is trash.
I think your sense of reasoning is poor. Do you know why many people can openly talk about their problems on nairaland, it is because it is nairaland is faceless so you can share your problems without being stigmatised.
What the hell does being a redpiller got to do with masturbation ?
Most women will prefer a guy who masturbates than one who cheats.
..... back to O.P.
There is a relationship between masturbation and porn, this because when one watches porn, it triggers sex drives and the person may want want sex. Someone who is addicted to masturbation will definitely masturbate during or after watching porn.
I was introduced into masturbation by my friends in secondary school, they even brag to girls that, instead of all this their formings "they will rather give the love to their mother and use soap or cream instead of dating the girl". I kept wandering what that statement meant until I asked a friend and His reaction was with shock " oboy you no dey soapy, how you wan take comot the Akamu dem na" I tried it one day and my 18 to 19 I became addicted to masturbation.
I talked to my uncle about it, He said you can only stop a bad habit by replacing it with another habit, a good one. I asked if He could suggest any habit I can replace it with. Baba said I should look for a girl with high libido. It was hard at first but after about a year I found one, na so I take stop masturbation.

chatinent:
By virtue of adopting and calling him your son, he is your first son whether you like it or not.

Oga na lie o..
Try am see whether your family no go scatter. There is difference between first son and first daughter. Can an adopted son become a crowned prince?

They learnt from their Boss Abba Kyarri

Ismael was sent away when Isaac came.
Adopted son no dey recognised for my village. How you want take talk when bonafide indegenes dey talk?

I was deceived all this while. So Hausa people get sense like this, the media made me feel they hate anyone that is not Muslim nor from the north.
But funny enough they are very friendly, especially the ones who had earnt how to speak english.
One thing I noticed from aboki men is that, the first time an aboki man comes to the south he will be hostile and suspicious of every move. But immediately they learn how to speak English, they become relaxed and more friendly. I just wonder what they've been told up North about the South.

Is Glo not the worst network on earth.
The only reason am still using glo is because it is owned by a Nigerian man, but glo no dey try at all.
Can you imagine someone calling your line but the call is transferred to a different person all together.
Browsing network is very bad.
They steal your data.
Worst is they dont even alert you that your airtime is about to get exhausted before the terminate the call.

Adonispco:
My guy marriage is for procreation; cos you wont be young forever.
There is an adage in Igbo land that says' onye amuru oburu NWOKE gba mboo zuo NWOKE ' meaning if you are born a man endeavour to become a man.

A baby mama can do that.

The hand of Tilunbu the piss piss man, but the coat of Gbajabiamila

Na because you no Bleep her naim make she do you like that?

Keke work no be bad work na.
Maybe na wetin dey give the man Joy.
To be serious, one cannot predict tomorrow, immediately I had thought, I just try to do my best without breaking the law or hurting anyone.
2020 model of G wagon na old model now.
Thank God the man sum up the courage to hustle instead of begging people that wont help or even going into crime.

If I say Tinubu pee on his clothes so why should we vote that kind of man. Is that defamation?

Thunder strike you Tonye Princewill.
Have you given advice to Buhari that has turned Nigeria upside down or Amaechi that hasn't brought anything home as a minister other than mindless killing just because politics.

Karemarealty288:
Should be the one that just entered police cadet...Cubana may not escape this tsunami.

Remember He was questioned by the NDLEA just recently.

Why won't the man run.. the NDLEA and Police should have made the arrests before talking to the public. But instead they were busy on social media. The FBI arrested Hushpuppi before talking to the media. Kyarri would also have been arrested but He was in Nigeria and the US have to follow during process unlike those who Kidnapped Kanu

People criticising him are hypocrites. You have your own belief, likewise them.
You believe in 72 virgins.
He believes in a sure passage to the world of pussy knacking.
You believe in heaven
He believes in a heaven he can have all the pussy he ever dreamt of.

O.P you put name and Picture.
What you no add your account number?
All this people trying so hard to get their share of the Bullion van.
They are trying so hard to Launder the image of the shitting and Peeing man.

Them go buy all these things for themselves come social media to say fans bought it for them.