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Estharfabian:
Nah...

it's Always Boob before EYES!
that's if You've got the Boob to keep 'em still gawked at.


Some guys won't even Look at your face. they'd just keep staring at the boob. like They see their future innit.

And ofcourse I'm talking Outta experience!

Gosh! So false..

Her eyes comes first. How would it look if i keep staring at ur boobs b4 i initiate a conversation?

Dear, u surrounded by pervs even tho u claim to have attrative boobs.

cruzita:
if that's all u check ,your own don finish be that

dats what we check in 50secs...

HateU2:

Swiddy, there were times I love to hate you. And then I love to love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the
bottom to catch you.
All i know is that i love how yo make me feel.. Kisses on ur lips!

refiner:
....he was referring to me not u!...

I hrd some goons dey wait you by 21:00. U berra go nd hide.

I rebuke this for all my NL niggas. These girls eh!

refiner:
lol!....abi na fun we dey catch!


I wan catch dis fun to d vewi end!

lol continue, i dy ur bck.. bt remember sweet thing kills o

wristbangle:
Egbon, the victory of this election can't be compare to the last one oo and u should know that what I am saying is the truth.

Anyway, congrats to PDP. How we dey celebrate am?

asin eh, brutal victory.

refiner:
ohk!....so wat next?...

calm down, i knw its sweetin u

refiner:
ohk!....so wat next?...

calm down, i knw its sweetin u

slyIsaac:
Uhm naijaboiy disregard any other woo I might have wooed here as I have met my soulmate her name is cruzi-something I don forget but am pretty sure she's my hearthrobe...

My heart for yhu will never break. My smile
for yhu will never fade. My loff for yhu will
never end. I loff yhu!
When yhu need someone to be there for yhu,
I'll be right there by yhur side always!
Sometimes I wonder if loff is worth fighting
for. Then I look at yhu. I'm ready for war.
I want to be yhur favorite hello, and hardest
goodbye.

( Chaii those days of secret letter messaging in secondary school days sha... )

So baby,are yhu swayed , should I go on or should I switch to poetry

ahh cruzita my sister.. Come lemme show u d short route to her heart

Laveda:
until then..

hmm, u jst dey try post me.. Is it cus of ur bf. No wahala, i'll free u for him

STFUareyouGod:
well, Moses was chosen but couldn't deliver the Israelites to the promised land. Maybe Jose needed a Joshua too

But most importantly, the 'HE' that will come is yet to arrive.

Lol. Refiner Na my daughter. Let's be careful to avoid inc.est

Lol, I am no incest supporter. In that case, face emm mumagees nd leave refiner for emm lads

HateU2:
I yam blushing

Swiddy i havnt started nd u blushin. Ur whole body is gona turn red later on. Kisses on ur cheeks

refiner:
ahh!!....my body is still precious to me....I no want a case of acid ooo!

Lol i knw stfu babes plenty, bt e no mean. You're his main.

dollyjoy:
lol!!


I think two or more guys contesting for one girl is more fun!!

Yeah maybe, bt i chose hatetu2 cos she d one

STFUareyouGod:
The special one? That gotta be Jose Mourinho

Lol, Nigga u got me cracked up. Is he still the chosen one? Refiner done sub Jose be dat

dollyjoy:
in my opinion,things should be the way they are,shebi u see her before u choose the Esther girl,why changing it now


It doesnt really make sense but heck!do whatever you deem fit!!

You need a wooer.. Btw she got a guy already who wants to woo her nd i neva chose any Esther girl.

STFUareyouGod:
why sir?

cos shes the one.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Are you sure? [/color]

Yh man! hateu2

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Are you sure? [/color]

Yh man! hateu2

dollyjoy:
things are not done that way!

hmm, the heart wants what it wants..
Wats the exact probs again?

refiner:
again!!!!!!!!....pls stop!

are u sure u re ready for dis?

stfuareyougod woo refiner!

refiner:
again!!!!!!!!....pls stop!

are u sure u re ready for dis?

stfuareyougod woo refiner!

OP! I wan change o! I want to woo my NL crush hateu2!!
Cc: Naijaboiy

OP! I wan change o! I want to woo my NL crush hateu2!!
Cc: Naijaboiy

Smellymouth:
Boss, my enemies are at work.
HateU2, dedicating this song to you :::: Different people dey this world Some will like me while some show me love Some no go let you take water for cup I go won use am some for my garri But e no work
Tell me why you wanna run me down Tell me why you wanna see me frown Tell me why you wanna take my crown
Some people dey want make I cry Some people dey pray make I die, why? Olorun maje O Some people dey pray make I slow Some people no want make I grow no Olorun maje O
Wetin I do u uuuu

When u turn musician?

HateU2:
He can't do dat. He will only break ur hert and fvck u

Haba, na egbon smellymouth una wan cast like this?

Laveda:
Be creative

You want to woo me with such lines

Baby that was only to show this thing i got for u aint wash.. Sweetheart last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one wit a reason why its u nd nt jst wash. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.. No worries i'll tell you d reasons later on.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Is this it?!

I nor fit laff abeg!



Laveda if this guy woo you with these kyn lines no gree o! [/color]

Lwkmd! oga host, no come cast me. If na tekno sing am u go dey dance

Laveda:
Is this how to woo?

hehe, na teknomiles line

tosyne2much:
Make I woo HateU2 shey? Baba, the babe no go wan date someone like me jhor cos she don tear eyes pass me


Make una woo her jhor

No mind hateu2 she dey scare guys away. shes jst a cute fragile lady. Try u might be lucky o