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frustratedman:
I called and called upon his name no changes in my situation. I am running out of patience with this dumb imaginary God whom I grew up serving without getting anything in return. He is a failure and he derives joy in our pains and challenges. It shall never be well with God

Guykhena:
She didn't take the pic at her infamous gate this time,,nice

Yomieluv:
The women folks are something else,they want everything center around them.

I thought I was the only one in this,till this thread.

Fiancee won't say it,till I say it first. Since I noticed that,I locked up too,after all,display of affection shouldn't be one sided..

I only say it when in the mood to fight "chinese" with her to grant me easy access. Body no be firewood.

lilprinze:
please which country is called Colombia?

EJanni:
I dress to be comfortable and to enhance my confidence where ever I go. Infact I dress to stand out in the public not really to empress any guy or gurl.

OlamiB:
I Personally find chatting boring and uninteresting, so I reply once in a while andd I hardly start a chat first.

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

hugelyendowed:
huge: cute tomatoes seller
tonto: oga
huge: come to my house and sell to me
tonto: my madam say make I no follow any man go house o
huge: don't worry I go do u well, I go buy everything
tonto: u mean am?
huge: yes na
tonto: OK make we de go

huge: climb upstairs
tonto: hia!! na 4 upstair u go buy am?
huge: yes cutie
tonto: hia, oga, me cutie? (bows her face down in a shy manner)
OK sir, shey u go buy all?
huge: yes I will & I go dash u money too & next time if u come again I go buy u handset
tonto: heeeeee!! handset? I go come,
huge: OK , come help me remove my shoes
tonto: OK
huge: also remove my trouser am tired, and come and massage my body
tonto: hey, oga ur body is soft oo. u big real big man o. oga y is ur tin big & hard?
huge: its bcs its hungry for u na, u like am?
tonto: yes na, I like am well well, my calabar boyfriend own de small.
huge: really? OK do any thing u wan do with am
tonto: aaaaaah!!!! u sweet ooo, oga.

Tonto: Hey oga, time don go ooo, my madam go kill me today.

Huge: don't worry, how much is the basket of tomatoes?
tonto: N5000 sir
Huge: OK take this N7000
Tonto: hey! (jumps up and hugs oga) thank u oga. oga u sweet well well.
Tonto: oga wen I go come back for my phone?
Oga: tomorrow
Tonto: OK sir. bye

Princecalm:
Xo wat do you want us to do now,just tell us.

SlimSkipper:
if mega churches should b taxed wat of mega mosques or doesnt money also flow arnd in d mosque?
and even shrine sef, abi dem dey fear to tax 'SANGO nd IFA'

Guykhena:
You kidding right?
So People still watch Nollywood?
Smh..

vicchi12:
Rules to being a side chick..

1. You are the other woman. This does not mean that you are the only other woman. Act accordingly.

2.
Please focus on the stolen moments that we spend together. Do not
concern yourself with my whereabouts when we are apart. Frankly
speaking, my life outside of our time together is not your concern.

3.
Be comfortable with who you are to me; do not mention my wife and/or
main woman, as she is not your concern. Do NOT compare yourself to my
main chick in any way and do not attempt to contact her -- to do so
would be a breach of our agreement.

4. Anticipate frequent changes in our plans; for the most part, a spur of the moment escape is the best that I can do.

5.
You must understand that maintaining a positive vibe while we are in
each other's company is vital to the success of our situationship. No
bickering or nagging about promises that I didn't keep.

6. We are
secret lovers; we can't blast our situationship to the world. Please
don't tag me on Facebook, and don't send me invitations to your
work/family functions or events. Major holidays -- more likely than not
-- will be missed.

7. No discussions about "where this situationship is headed." We are where we will be; together, in this moment. Enjoy it.

8.
Yes, I am still sleeping with my significant other, and we do not use
condoms. Again, focus on our time together, and not what I do while we
are apart.

9. I am not interested in bringing a child into our
situationship. By the way, an unplanned pregnancy will not force a
relationship commitment of any kind from me nor will it guarantee a
promotion to main chick status for you.

10. There are no
guarantees about the outcome of our situationship save one: I am a
cheater at heart, and that won't change unless I want it to. Until that
happens, if you are promoted to the main chick, please know that yet
another sidepiece will fill the vacancy that you've left behind.

And
one last piece of advice that my friend wants sidepieces to know: If
you choose to enter into a situationship with someone do not get
emotionally attached, as things won't be easy for you if and when you
separate.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5541789

toecyne:
Hammer the kpekus for a sometime.

diksucker:
Pokolee
first class/A-list singer
age: 22
winner Most Controversial Female entertainer Pageant 2013/2014

dapsy4u2: THE MARRIED MEN WOULDN'T JUST LET A BEAUTIFUL SINGLE LADY BE COS HE HAS $$$$ TO OFFER.

BUT WHAT OF THE MARRIED WOMEN WHO GOES TO NYSC ORIENTATION CAMP FOR 3 WEEKS AND SLEEP WITH A SINGLE GUY........... WHAT DO WE CALL THAT



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