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Olajydeey:
I once traveled from
Ibadan to Ago-iwoye to visit a long time friend, she's a student.
She's dating someone in that compound, she told me "he's just a friend "
She told her date, I am a cousin of His(I knew this weeks later)
When night dawned,I couldn't go home ,since it was too late
She went to sleep @ this guy place & left me to sleep alone
Came back very early in the morning, we bleeped
Then I left, b4 12pm

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YoungLionken:
Avoid using sex inducing drugs, but our youths forbid adherence..

Q[b]If you can't satisfy a girl, let her go to someone else. In fact date/marry a virgin for your own good...

hatchy:
Haba my Child, I am not in France and have never lived in France. I live in the Vatican city,a country inside the country of Italy.

Oya go back to school and learn geography, history and contemporary politics before I let you come and visit me because your type will cause more wahala without knowledge of where I live and what I do for humanity.

hatchy:
Yes my Child......What can I do you for??

spinna:
Sheep need to be shared annually, otherwise their wool continues to grow to the point where it’s hard to tell they are still ship. That’s what happened to this poor ship in Australia, whose wool hadn’t been sheared in 5 years.

From the assaults on Engish language in this first paragraph, i can conclude that this was written about a Nigerian blogger.

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4ckTOT0:
to my fellow guys that love fucking peoples wives and gfs, this is a new trick that works.
after nearly gotten caught by someone husband, i had to come up with a new method to Bleep these milfs.
what i do now is, i dont get close to the wife, i get close to the husband, give him cash, buy him beer etc, and do my best to stay off the wife as much as possibl. this way he is never going to believe or suspect anything.
i have already bleeped 2 wives with this format. this latest one is a lady that sells me my car oil, generator oil, gear oil etc. this lady has a succulent body and big yansh and i vowed that i was going to oil it. so for 2 weeks, i noticed she didnt open. i needed to oil my power steering badly because it was getting hard. as she no dey na, i didnt bother. i waited for like 4 days before she didnt open before i bought it somewhere else.
finally after close to too weeks, she resumed.
i asked her why she absent for days and she said her mother inlaw was sick.
na so i symphatize with am then at the end asked her about what we discuses. she was like she wants it too but scared of her husband. i told her i will handle her husband. that she should tell me when he will be here. few days later, she told me her husband will be coming around 2pm. na so i drive pass there like 5 times and he no dey , finally i saw him sitting outside. na so i park go greet am and told him that i heard his mom is sick, told him sorry o etc etc, when i was about to leave, i give him 5k to add for his mother treatment. omo na small remain for this manchi to lick my shoes. he didnt expect it. well after this, he got so free with me.
there was a time i was passing and he asked if i am driving their way, me wey dey hardly pass there said yes. to my surprise he asked his wife to enter ma go drop am say he dey come later. u need to see how happy i was. omo na so i begin my scooping again o. long story short, she will be getting pipped this weekend.
i will be updating you on more wives i Bleep using this format. grin
try it at your own risk
DO NOT BELIEVE ALL THOSE IDIOTS THAT TELL U ONCE U Bleep PERSON WIFE THING WILL NOT WORK FOR U BLA BLAH BLAH. I HAVE BEEN FUCKING VARIOUS WIVES OF DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES AND NA SO SO GOOD LUCK DEY COME MY WAY

bastien:
don't open any bet shop, I'm also an agent, your best bet is a VERY GOOD location, and u can't find a good location now anywhere especially in Lagos. All locations have been taken! Best location are market, bustop and university environment.


Bet shop business will crash in next 3yrs and above, reason is that most stakers will be betting from home, as it is now, yahoo boys are the high stakers and they bet online, unlike before when we started the business, the bet company too are encouraging online stakers to agent, they gain more as they don't have to pay commission to online stakers.