₦airaland Forum

Gandollaar:
You are an endangered specie!

What happens when water runs dry?

You should be able to survive in the water and land.

Your fins must be supported by a lung or two or three.

If you don't have a plan b, you are fvcked!.

Gandollaar:
Without a life jacket, you are fvcked.

Gandollaar:
Oh Baba, this thread is for idiots. I saw a lot of them. You were fishing frantically in idiotic waters

khiaa:
Ok, I I'll try but its so much fun watching it squirm when I bust it in it's lies. Ok, for you I will try for one week starting 3/4/2021.

Gandollaar:
I didn't call you an idiot. I meant I don't fish for idiots the way you and OP do.

Gandollaar:
You can say that again!

I'm meaner than you can imagine!

I take no prisoners! I kill them all!

And I don't fish for idiots like you and Angelmarve

One rainy day, one of my Carpenters infact my favorite and he knows it, was visiting.

When he got to my estate gate, he called me to come and pick him up cos it was raining.

I told him to take a bike cos it was raining and the road was flooded and I can't drive my through such flood for all the tea in China!

Laslas, he entered bike in the rain to come.

When he came, he begin hold face for me and I was like, what's wrong with this one. Hiss.

When I asked him if he was hungry and would like some food, he face brightened up

Gandollaar:
Men like you approach them everyday to latch on them for money and survival!


Mahn! I miss my spinster days ooo

See how I dey take all those broke guys rub ground ehn

I made sure I dated only broke boys cos I love how they fall over themselves to impress you.

Those days, if you are good, when leaving, I will drop you off and give you 1k for tfare.

But if I don't like you, omor

I will not drop you off with my car, I will ask my abokii to hail a bike for you, and I will pay the bike myself to take you TF outta my sight

agnes7:
please can someone state the reasons why men should marry women that is older than they.
It has the advantages and disadvantages.
But i am interested only in the advantages

peepydelano:
lol.easy jor,you too like fight.

peepydelano:
dick shearer,when are you going to hook your own here.

DirtyGold:
You'd appreciate the fact that you're not in Nigeria. Nigerians have a certain mentality that typifies most of the ghettos and average places. You simply can't miss the difference.

However, that roads are bad, no electricity etc... no be everybody dey experience am for naija o!
If you live in the better parts of certain cities in Nigeria, the only major difference will be the foreign faces and weather.

What's tha business?

Nnemuka:
bwahahahahaha
When you have daughters, pls strangle them to death

Magnoliaa:
What's the need for? It'll definitely have no bearing/truth in their lives as men approach them EVERYDAY.

Nnemuka:
Lol
naa bro, other people will make jest of your daughters in their 40s as singles naa
You think karma is asleep?
nope its waiting for your daughters

Gandollaar:
Start the pity from your family before you go national.

Ask the ladies above 30 in your family if they written their suicide notes yet. Their answer will better inform your opinion.