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Romance › Re: Feminists, When Last Did You Shoot Your Shot?! by Kingsteve(m): 9:44pm On Mar 05, 2020

khia:
My brow beating you is paying off, recognizing your own faults is a sign of maturity. Kingsteve we have a breakthrough.

A sign of maturity?
Naaa...
It's a sign of total annihilation!
Complete obliteration!
Absolute submission!
grin

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Romance › Re: Blu03's Collection Of Zodiac Sign One_shots by Kingsteve(m): 9:41pm On Mar 05, 2020

biGDhAp:
.. But I'm the opposite of all that.. That shiit doesn't mean shiit

Excuse my French

Of course, it won't be 100% correct.

Travel › Re: How Did You Feel The First Day You Travelled Abroad? by Kingsteve(m): 8:10pm On Mar 05, 2020

ulaa:
i have been to Ghana, deos ghana count as abroad?

Ehhh...somehow e follow.
At least you enter plane.
But if na luxury bus you take go, then e no fillow oo!
tongue

Romance › Re: Guy Hustle O To Meet Better Babes by Kingsteve(m): 4:56pm On Mar 05, 2020

Only in Nigeria, that some misinformed youths think that the sole aim of making money is to impress chicks.

This topic has been done to death, and quite frankly...it's now a cliché.

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Romance › Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kingsteve(m): 1:33pm On Mar 05, 2020

galadima77:
Very few of them are actually intelligent enough to hold a conversations...

Definitely!
No doubt!

Crime › Re: Police Officer On Top Of A Moving Car (Video) by Kingsteve(m): 1:27pm On Mar 05, 2020

Na their way.
Me sef don carry one of those traffic wardens for my bonnet and zoomed off!
The guy think say na everybody head correct.

After that incident, I'm sure he will never stand in front of any vehicle, not even keke, and dare the driver to do his worse.

Idiots in uniforms!

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Romance › Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kingsteve(m): 1:22pm On Mar 05, 2020

crownedrookie:
This one keeps invading my inbox with steady Hi and Kk. Me I give as good as I get

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Romance › Re: Do You Consider It Rude If Your Wife Ask You 2 Baby-sit While She Goes To Work? by Kingsteve(m): 12:59pm On Mar 05, 2020

On the contrary, it's actually a thing of joy to babysit your kid(s).
What's the problem?

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Romance › Re: I Regret Reading Ubunja's Miseducations by Kingsteve(m): 11:23am On Mar 05, 2020

0KNM:
This is how most of you gonna end

[img]https://media1./images/52db16e3008a8b3cacb6efa8ca1a8c4e/tenor.gif?itemid=10322886[/img]

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Romance › Re: Bathing Your Husband From Head To Toe-jaaruma Empire by Kingsteve(m): 11:19am On Mar 05, 2020

[quote author=khia post=87183108][/quote]Interesting...

Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 9:53am On Mar 05, 2020

khia:
LMAO I didn't mention any names, so you recognize yourself as the COW?

Hehe, c'mon babe.
Here is a conquered territory.
Let the dead die their deaths slowly.
Waste no more ammo.

Don't make me come grab you like this.
grin

Romance › Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kingsteve(m): 8:25am On Mar 05, 2020

Sixfeetbelle:
How are they boring? Highlight those instances if you could.

Imo, if it's the usual "what did you eat today?" from a guy, I'd expect the girl's response to be unimaginative and boring. Idk. However, only few guys have been able to break the norm and interest a woman, hence prompting their imaginative side.

The monosyllabic responses such as: k, lol and of course, taking eternity to reply to a message, even after the guy must have put in a lot of effort.

I dunno, it seems you lot think it's some sort of achievement being unresponsive and unimaginative.

God forbid rubbish!

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Romance › Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kingsteve(m): 8:17am On Mar 05, 2020*

CAPSLOCKED:
NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE SO UNIMAGINATIVE AND BORING, BUT YOU WERE TRYING TO SEND THAT PSYCHIATRIC ESCAPEE CASALINDA PICTURES OF YOUR GENITALS THE OTHER DAY.
THEY'RE BORING, THEY'RE UGLY, BUT 2/4 NA UNA DE LINE UP FOR THEIR DM BEGGING FOR REPLIES.

Do you guys just wake up, hallucinate and assume things like a schizophrenic patient?
Please, if you're going to be stupid and daft like some idiots on here, kindly be gone.

I have a lot of idiots already to get rid off.
Don't join that dreaded list.
Just maintain your lane.
Just pretend like say you no dey see me.
Dey your dey!
Thanks!

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Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 7:42am On Mar 05, 2020

khia:
Readers are gonna run wild with their imagination on what we posted.

...the mystery! grin

Hit me up with something.
Daddy wants yours too.
In your style.
wink

Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 7:27am On Mar 05, 2020

khia:
*Taking a deep breath* Yousa bad boy.

Yeah baby.
This bad boy right here needs to be tamed!
My imagination runs so wild...
Damnnn!

Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 7:12am On Mar 05, 2020

khia:
Good Lord, if you only knew. Chills.

Damnnnn.
That was the goal.
Hmmm... Yummy!

Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 7:07am On Mar 05, 2020

khia:

I got your message. OMG!!

I hope it made an oceanic impact? grin

Hehehe!

Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 6:56am On Mar 05, 2020

khia:
I was afraid of doing to much damage with the gun so I didn't use it. I didn't want to do any accidental drive by's, this hit was only for it.

I crepted up behind it, when it turned around I swung my baseball bat as hard as I could, ***BAM*** it's wig came flying off and the COW fell to the ground with it's legs standing straight up in the air like a dead duck.

The impact from the bat knocked out all of its front teeth. I laughed so hard. You should have been there Daddy, you would have been so proud of me.

In your words: you kill me!

grin

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Romance › Re: What's The Worst Shot A Girl Had Ever Attempted To Shoot At You by Kingsteve(m): 10:23pm On Mar 04, 2020

If for some reason, you just want to be frustrated...
Try chatting with the average naija girl, especially those ones that think they're fine.
You know...God's gift to mankind.

Boring and unimaginative at best!
Absolute disaster!

A few good ones dey.

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Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday My Fellow Nairalanders, Wish Me Well(photos) by Kingsteve(m): 9:08pm On Mar 04, 2020

AnalQueenluci:
Tell husbandsnatcha to stop bringing back wars dropped back at school ,B. B is never in the same low level as hers

...but you know?
It's none of my biz!

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday My Fellow Nairalanders, Wish Me Well(photos) by Kingsteve(m): 7:57pm On Mar 04, 2020

AnalQueenluci:
Tanks
How is khia ur girlfriend ?

She's awesome!
cool

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday My Fellow Nairalanders, Wish Me Well(photos) by Kingsteve(m): 7:12pm On Mar 04, 2020

SisterFire:
Useless British boy is here ...stupidass ,am out

Yeah...keep running!
Anywhere you see me, keep running along.
tongue

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday My Fellow Nairalanders, Wish Me Well(photos) by Kingsteve(m): 7:09pm On Mar 04, 2020

Pridestorm:

Now you're the boss!

Really?
How so? huh

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday My Fellow Nairalanders, Wish Me Well(photos) by Kingsteve(m): 7:04pm On Mar 04, 2020

Happy birthday soldier!

Romance › Re: Blu03's Collection Of Zodiac Sign One_shots by Kingsteve(m): 6:39pm On Mar 04, 2020

Water sign: Cancer
No wonder I'm so poetic and a lover boy.
I fit dash love sef for free.
grin

Romance › Re: Jehovah's Witness,who Is Against Blood Transfusion. See Their Sick Child (video) by Kingsteve(m): 5:03pm On Mar 04, 2020

Idiot!
Absolutely idiotic!

Romance › Re: Why Men Should Not Marry Women Above 30 Years Of Age. by Kingsteve(m): 10:21am On Mar 04, 2020

Gandollaar:
You are very forgetful. Not nice.

Tell me about it.
huh

Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 9:37am On Mar 04, 2020

khiaa:
Daddy!!

Oh lawd!
She makes my head swell!
Easy darling, easy...

grin

Romance › Re: Why Men Should Not Marry Women Above 30 Years Of Age. by Kingsteve(m): 9:10am On Mar 04, 2020

PHOTSEE:
Lol the marines must be envy of your abilities.

Truth be told...

I school the marines on aquatic matters! grin

Romance › Re: Guys If You Are Molested At Childhood Tell Us Your Story..mama Is Here4u by Kingsteve(m): 8:56am On Mar 04, 2020

khiaa:
All shucks, just let me smack it for a few more days. Ok, I'm coming right behind you Stevie, you are so in control.

Hehe, that's my girl!

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