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Beards, when well groomed looks nice.
But this guy looks stupid with those beards.

na wa oo

drnoel:
What did u smoke?

Just normal weed na.
Haba!

seankafor:
go to international forums like reddit and quota and see people experiences.
You dont because you haven't come across such hence you make jest of the people that have.

You see why we re always stagnant in every aspect.. always taking things for jokes

I say make I joke small na, haba!
And who says I don't believe in the supernatural?
It is part of our cosmic world.

khiaa:
I enjoy kicking it in its ass. I've had my fun for the nite, I'm going to bed. Holla at me later.

sure thing!

There was this girl I met back in the day.
saying she's the most beautiful is an understatement.
She was the definition of beauty and pretty combined.

One day, as I was walking down the street in my neighborhood, I saw her and made a move.

I approached her and started a chitchat.
As we were exchanging numbers, and my focus was on the screen of my phone, immediately I looked up to tell her I'd call her...
Lo and behold...what happened terrified me.

I saw her levitate!
Yes, right in front of me, she started ascending into heaven.

So many things came to my mind at once.
I thought the rapture had finally happened and I was left behind.
But no...as this girl was ascending, next thing, she grew wings and flew away like a bird.

It later dawned on me I probably met an angel.
pheew!

khiaa:
That's better.

Ohh...you so cheeky!

khiaa:
That COW brought your name into this because it is jealous and hating on you for leaving it's corroded ass in the dust and joining forces with it's #1 enemy on NL. Be proud of yourself you made that right choice.

You and I share a common enemy. We are a Tag Team. *WAKANDA FOREVER*

Leave my brothers alone though, direct your venom at those coochie dippers.

Yeah, I know why she did what she did.
But you, my tag team partner and ermmm...
It's a shame really, you adopted a bunch of nitwits, as your brothers, who have nothing to offer but troll NL members.
Am I disappointed?
Hell yeah...I'm grossly disappointed!
You can do better!


If I had a gun. I'd shoot them on their knee caps, to render them perpetually crippled for life.

They irritate me.
They make me cringe
Lawd knows...

khiaa:
If Case*Linda is one of that COW'S lesbian crew members she will lie until eternity. Don't let those cooch munchers get to you.
PS... Try and ignore Deepfeel and Tweiker's post and I will ask them to do the same thing when it comes to you. I don't want you guys fighting especially over a re.tard.

I don't know if there is something between the two of you but I would find it hard to believe anything she posted as truth, why you say? Guilty by association and that COW said she's her girl, that's enough proof for me for reasonable doubt.

I don't know her from Adam.
Never met her
Never had a private chat with her.

She was just bitter I called her a clown for posting series of stupid threads.
It got to her.
Then she created a thread with series of screenshots to expose people who slide into her DM asking for money and charms, after insulting her on NL.
Two guys or thereabouts even sent her pr!ck pics.

Then from nowhere, sisterfire mentioned my name on that thread, the idiot being case*linda capitalised.
Then of course, her minions also jumped on it.
That was how all these rubbish started.

Funny thing, I asked that b!tch to screenshot where I had a chat with her, or even my DM...of course she couldn't, cos it never happened.

For the mere fact my name was mentioned on that thread, it sent some idiots to cloud 9.
Sisterfire mentioning my name on that thread was the straw that broke the camel's back!
Reason why I'm blasting her right now.
It's payback time!

As for these set of clowns or any future clown that will rear up it's ugly head to use the case*linda saga against me, just to score cheap points...I really don't give a flying fvck!

They lack originality, and so will use anything to troll.
Absolute bunch of idiots!

EasternPrince:
No need to demarcate the moniker. I'll mention it in full so If I'm lying she can come correct me.

Caselinda opened a thread and the topic was... All the men begging me for sex and money in my DM.

She claimed that these guys would bash her to hell online then come to her DM to beg for either sex or money. She was bitter about it and swore to expose them all.

Ubnnja was particularly elated about that thread because it exposed some redpillers as fakes. You may have noticed that prominent guys like Luminu.z have vanished for now. He was in the girl's DM.

Now get this... Cassy did not mention any names directly except one. She posted screenshots of conversations and emails she got and everyone saw for themselves. All the di*ck photos where there, live and direct, which was the main reason the thread was such a hit but had to be taken down by the mods.

The one name she mentioned was KingSteve. She promised to 'expose him and his threats' on the thread. But that thread got taken down too fast.

KingSteve and all his alternate monikers... Britboy, pippboy or whatever... boy, boy, boy, never man... they were all in there in Caselinda's DM. It was what DeepFeel was mocking him about which kick-started their row.


@KingSteve a confession is in order here don't you think?

How stupid and daft can your life be?
Swear with your miserable life thst you saw the screenshot of my moniker kingsteve in her DM?
swear and die, you idiot!

Casa linda made almost 4 threads exposing those who sent her DMs and whatnot, yet, not for once did kingsteve appear.
I even challenged her to post a screenshot of my DM or convo with her.
She couldn't, cos she doesn't have it.
It doesn't exist!

Your godmother and mentor, sisterfire out of her usual hate, mentioned my name on that thread, and boom...just like parasites, you lot jumped on the bandwagon to rubbish me.

As for casa linda mentioning my name.
She was bitter I criticised her on the HIV thread about her bf or whatever.

Seriously though, I owe you no explanation, but since you're so daft and stupid, I felt I should put you in check.

keep mentioning me, as I send you back to whatever abyss you were unearthered from.

B!tch!

By the way, stop stealing my memes.
Be creative.

Just like what we see in the movies.
It's happening!
Next phase: the zombie Apocalypse!












Be afraid!

EasternPrince:
@KingSteve aka Britboy

Gather all your monikers and bring 'em here. I'll wipe them out one after the other. This I promise you, yours!



@husbandsnatcha and DeepFeel una dey see una friend so? Him no know me.

You always bark like a rabid dog, and run around aimlessly like a headless chicken.

You're such a sore loser!
You lost, I won!
In your lifetime, you can never have what I want.
Even if I was crippled, I'd still beat you flawless!
Let that sink in!
B!tch!

Feel free to rant away, I'd be entertained, chilling...
Bye!
Lights out!

EasternPrince:
Yeah, I know. But i was a witness in this case. So was Deepfeel and even Ubunja who claimed to have taken screenshots for when all the accused will deny it if the thread ever got taken down.

The thread did get taken down and kingsteve was there on page 1 of sister.fire's follow up post of complaint to play innocent. Guess who nailed him?

Ubunja!!!

Steve got bad tempered after that. When Deepfeel called him out later on page 12 of that hot thread he retired kingsteve and show up with Britboy to post porn as memes. That was where his quarrel with Deepfeel really began and went on even after that thread too was taken down.

A pity you are in a different time zone and always miss the hot stuff breaking in the evenings here.

Please for the sake of whatever you believe in, STOP MENTIONING ME.
I don't want anything to do with you.
I don't want to engage you in any form of discussion whatsoever.

Just fvcking ignore me.
Just do it!
You write epistles upon epistles talking absolute gibberish.
Just quit!

I LOATHE men being obsessed with me.
It irritates me.
It makes me cringe!
It makes me spit venom from deep within.
Leave me the fvck alone, and go get a life!
Your last warning...

Khiaa, do me a favour...never reply this idiot again.
You owe him no explanation.
He wants attention, let him die a painful death due to starvation of attention.


I'll spit you with venom if you dare to mention this moniker again.








What a parasite!

khiaa:
Exactly.

And ermm, ermm...
Lick right!

khiaa:
Not true at all. It doesn't take money to eat right and to take care of yourself.

I agree!
Eat right...
lots of vegs, low carbs.
Exercise right...
30mins of walking at least 3 times in a week.

Low intake of alcohol, but naija men just can't seem to do without drinking bottles of beer.

Truely, it isn't that difficult to look good, younger and fit.
It's all about sacrificing a few guilty pleasures.

Blame it on the redpill and MGTOW crew.
Toxic set of beings!

mattfeuter:
Bruh, this is pretty hilarious

Have you ever ordered food online or on the phone when stoned ?

Sure mehn...
That one na steady things back then.
Especially Chinese take away.

On many occasions, we've gone into the kitchen and started cooking by 3am in the wee hours of the morning.
Reason: HIGHNESS!

Another one...still circa 2007
Location : Limetree close, Streatham London

With this same friend of mine...Abel
We were so stoned, high and bored that we wanted to do something useful with our lives...so we thought!

Then suddenly... BOOM!
An idea came to us.

We decided to enroll for one accounting course we saw online... Just lke that.
He picked up his phone, dialled the number, and requested for forms to sign up for the course.

In less than an hour, one of the course admins showed up with all the necessary documents and course work.

We signed up...
Still stoned!
Ladies and gents, as the weed begin clear for our eyes, na then it dawned on us what we just did.

To make matters worse...
For over a month or so, we never completed page one of the handout, as everything seemed alien to us.
We also incurred unnecessary debt because we signed up for the course.

We've done things, I swear!

Ohh...those jonesing good 'ol days.
Circa 2007

I was so stoned, that I put the remaining part of the weed in my breast pocket without putting it off completely.

Funny thing: I was perceiving the smell of burning cloth, but I just wasn't bothered at that moment.

I mean...how can I be bothered when everything seemed funny to me?
I was just chilling and smiling away.

It was my friend who was observing me all the while that pointed at my breast pocket, while also sheepishly smiling away with his own weed.

It still took me some secs to realise that my breast pocket was slowly burning away, even after he brought my attention to it by pointing...

MiamiePizza:
it should be 'Do not Loss this card'

Blood of God!

I've always heard that the Ngwa people practice cannibalism.
Yet to be verified though.

Op, pear shaped please!

James Bond 007

XhosaNostra:
Awwwwwww...do you think she's interested or is she available? She seem to be talking to that Steve guy a lot

You smart!

AnalQueenluci:
Lmao! How was ur nite

Good, good...

khiaa:
Yeah, you aren't lying about that. I can see you hiding in the bushes, hiding behind doors, hiding on the side of the house, hiding at my job waiting to prance at me.

Just prance?
Naa...
I'd be poucing on you.

I pounce, I lick and I'm off...
Back to where I lay siege, waiting for your recovery, so as to pounce again.


Now, that's a bloddy predator.!

khiaa:
No, I was talking about the meme.

Yeah, he sure is.
But that's how I be preying on you though.

analqueenluci
You're evil, you're pure evil.

Damn...that was a punch below the belt!
T.K.O