₦airaland Forum

stupidity:
So I was chyking this babe, everything was going smoothly then I mistakenly lied. I nor even remember how the lie take come sef.


Told her I have been to a lot places. Haven’t left Africa before. I believe I’ll be rich like dangote on this same condemned Nigeria that’s why I haven’t bothered to run yet.


So we were playing yesterday, she asked me, If snow does melt and wet your clothes to leave you wet and dripping. Secondly she asked if one can take snow balls and swallow it since it’ melts.

I stylishly avoided the question to avoid embarrassing myself like one Nigerian leader is doing himself right now.

I know google is there, but I brought it here so others like me can learn for future purposes.

Before you say i am jobless, please I went to work today o. I just deh enter house like this.

Kingrexyl:
Do you want it?

madridguy:
Dead body still hold gun. Naija police

Rekhina:
timekeeper lolz hehehehehe my chest ooo

Kingsteve come n see ur friend ,

Rekhina:
no baby that's not possible , see my marijuana lips do you love it?

husbandsnatcha:
...@ d bolded ,
Na u Biko , this is the only reasonable lady outside ladies forever in the whole of Nigeria !
... Abeg come to onne city I will give u 5girls ,go n beat up that Hypocrite bornagain LovePeddler...send her to coma


Am so happy kingsteve , princfred am so happy , I thought am the only one that reasons like that!

KHia aneemal ur mama na du.m .b ,
Yo Papa na anuofia
Ur entire family anumanus

ExBachelor:
Is my eyes deceiving me right now? Are these people real?

husbandsnatcha:
...did u just insult me?

husbandsnatcha:
....chai ijiya correct ! U aren't shaking table

... especially women , Hmmm...umunwanyi di highly wicked n envious ,
When u dress like an European next thing is ashawo !
When they don't see a man beside u ...ashawo ,
No kids beside u... Ashawo
No dress like mgbeke ...ashawo
I knack one stroke last 2yrs ,if u know her go n tell her na me , is if u like!

husbandsnatcha:
...Humans are ingrate ,NOPE

Help them go to their mind and here things like

Ego agbatara na akwuna ... Prostitute money

I will use holy water to bless that money later

I don't want to get HIV eating that bag of rice


....etc

husbandsnatcha:
...do you want to see us with guns dear ?
I kept it like nudes in my inner phone

omokoginimi:
With your type everywhere in the country, no hope

husbandsnatcha:
... Kisses
I don't look fierce just that I have a gym machine at home , I do push ups 2 to out flatten my tummy n give me biceps , I worship my body then Truth
...... Fear portharcourt babes ,they say warri babes no dey carry last , but the truth is pH babes no dey carry second na first or first ....

husbandsnatcha:
...wait first ! how did I look dear?

So I looked mean ,with those smiles

husbandsnatcha:
ok sorry I thought u are talking of d caricatured photo , that was me when I was so slim ,

husbandsnatcha:
Bigcowhorn Kingsteve

Behind ur flatbum wive

Hamachi:

Hamachi:
I will kill myself if you ever leave me alone,his married with three kids now