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iamoyindamola:

A guy who was driving home from work showed us one funny event that happened in his presence. A campaign bus of our president Bola Ahmed Tinubu passed then a rider who also passed at the same time as the bus did this to the bus😭😂😂 pic.twitter.com/MM36Uh6joM

— TUNMISE (@Tunmise_ralph) February 24, 2026

wetin be this

Rabazamba na who make you vex

iamoyindamola:
Disstory
Is this real?

Awon eleribu! This one don see Simi unclothedness finish sha, she suppose use am do scapegoat

izzou:
Yeah
I think so too.

But why must the senior resign/retire?

Can't he just take orders from the newly promoted? After all, that one na him senior now.

Na to avoid see finish

A40:
Lmaoo e no serious like that. I just wan make them dey see their hypocrisy

If person you been dey support or defend dey fantasize about loloxin 4 y.o pikin I would expect a logical person to retreat and abort mission.

Now they've dug up her Igbo unprovoked bad belle tweets as well and we have proof that she was actually on pervert time and not innocence when she tweeted those noncey tweets

I dey believe you jare

A40:
Who is stopping you from being outraged

I'm just amused seeing your Borussia Dortmund Coven doing girl's girl over nonce tweets. It's one thing to unlook but to defend is just crazy.

It's sensible to you that a 24y.o is saying that they're being harassed by a 4y.o

Anyway expecting accountability from feminists and feminazis is like expecting the oceans to dry up

Ekun nla! They can't silence you!!!

izzou:
So why is he retiring??

I think it has to do with seniority like we mentioned in the military earlier, possibly the police are following suit. Egbetokun actually kept some of his guys with him

iamoyindamola:
Its true you have to appear stupid to defend emilokan
See seyi law going from pillar to post and gasping for breathe

Dem floor the werey

BlueRayDick:
As in.... The world cup is less than 4 months to go and dem dey shoot live Narcos TV series in one of the host countries 😲

They can't possibly be that irresponsible

DissTroy:
Same person who wanted Rudeboy PSquare's false ràpe accuser escaping justice by insisting based on technicality that Rudebôy rapéd his wife.

https://www.nairaland.com/8571713/no-forgiveness-zone-rudeboys-viral#137639627

She has male allies here. Surround yourself with a rabid feminist while thinking you're safe. You will learn.

I will find you in that Uyo one day and kill you with Beer

afrodoc2:
The quality of conversation has to be maintained at a high level. Erroneous information has to be corrected at the point of contact. Hehehe

When you fight the referee, you get schooled

Knock 'em out the park Rick, Knock 'em out Rick

Typical

BlueRayDick:


So a manager at konga is not replaceable? Just dey play!

Ur posts on this issue is a comic relief sha.

KingTom:
Funniest part be say same Obono Obla na forged certificate the werey use enter office I wonder whether na taboo for politicians to be straight and narrow

https://www.nairaland.com/8622055/police-arrest-okoi-obono-obla-certificate


there jor!

Just like Plateau, Kaduna was a very volatile state prior to Elrufai. Religious crisis have been known to spring up from wrong tweets, false rumours on social media and malicious lies. Elrufai clamped down heavily on false news peddlers to tame the tide. It's on record that there was no sectarian crisis all through his 8 years as governor. It was because he ruled with an iron fist within the law and arraigned culprits in court. He took no prisoners but he's hated for it and he has always maintained that he doesn't care. The people of FCT know this about Elrufai.

Audu Maikori is now a member of the APC, by the way.

You just have to love it!!

monerozi5590:
This is a pure political witch-hunt. They are just chasing shadows. El rufai is one of the best governors Kaduna State ever had if not the best sef.

You just have to love Nigerian Politics

Denalarian:
A friend in need is a friend indeed

You no lie baba on that one you no lie at all

Denalarian:
Your gee is your gee.. Whose your guy lyrics is real experience no joke. Every man prays for a friend like this even when there's no money involved

But there's money involved and he's no friend

Ah Opolo don get lawyer for here too?

BlueRayDick:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

If you take loan from any CBN licensed institution like normal commercial banks (Access,GTB, Zenith, union bank, Stanbic, etc), microfinance bank and the likes of dem Fintechs (Opay, Palm Pay, Monie point) and you decide to not pay back..... There's fire on the mountain.

Those financial institutions can simply petition CBN and have the outstanding loan you have with them recovered from any bank account you have with other banks. According to the GSI policy of CBN, you go just receive debit for that your previous main account wey you hide your money and everywhere go just blur!

This one don tay na, I'm surprised many people are just hearing about it now, during the COVID lock down a lot of loans were packaged as grants and many Nigerians fell hook, line and sinker for them. A link was sent to me from NIRSAL microfinance bank to access a 'grant' of 1million naira I talk for my mind say 1million naira GRANT? and dem tell me dem no hide am? A dead dog was smelling. Eventually the NIRSAL agents persuaded and coaxed many of us then into going ahead and taking those loans disguised as grants. I only needed 300k so I took 350k out of which I paid 50k as 'egunje' to the agents... after about a year I randomly scrolled through my phone documents when I saw one repayment plan pdf file I downloaded while processing the loan, on reading it I discovered that we were to pay 13k monthly for 3 years to offset the loan, we even had Nirsal account numbers for this specific reason. Omo I transfered 100k to them and called everyone I knew to beware, but in typical nigerian fashion they laughed me out of the room said I too dey fear, govt money go go just like YouWIN and SURE-P bla bla bla. By 2023 after Master Strategist was sworn in the clamp down began, my guy called me around 2am weeping and wailing about 500k debited from his account, more calls and gnashing of teeth followed in the coming weeks, many ran to Fintech banks and were seemingly ssafe until the CBN KYC directives were introduced to these banks, as long as your BVN is there you cannot escape, they may leave your account for even up to a year then one fine morning them go wipe am

TrebleChamp:
Meaning he will be president till 2031

I promised my mother say I no go tear curses this year so I go forgive you

BlueRayDick:
The guy dey gas himself inside ignorance.

The lawyer in question is actually a partner in a top law firm ; person wey Don practise the profession for almost 20 years according to her professional profile. He say he dey teach her

Laugh wan make me craze when I read am, e just dey console himself

BlueRayDick:
If his gang members see this thing wey u type, dem go report Ur social media account o 😂

Dem Sports and Monerozi never wake

BlueRayDick:
Funny enough, the Tosin guy has replied him that his mother died some years ago so whoever told Davido he is the lawyer's son has misinformed him.

Imagine, he still dey troll wrong person in a bid to get back at the lawyer's family. Omo!

E don dey try cyberbully the woman, smh

BlueRayDick:
You get! He didn't help himself at all ; even if the lawyer had not mentioned the dead son's case he would still not win the custody.

He has a lot of things that would normally make the judge favor the baby mama's argument against his. Imagine he has bunch of guys who are always with him who smoke regularly which is not good for a child to grow around...

He travels often due to nature of his job and would most likely have the child being cared for by nanny. And to think the deceased child was actually in the care of a nanny when the unfortunate incident happened to his late son.

He probably didn't think things through before taking the matter to court. I believe his dad should've reached out to Sophia's elders in her family to work something out for the two of them from onset instead of Davido going to court.

You are right he is not matured emotionally; imagine saying he was teaching the lawyer her job in the court room 😂. He even said he finished school 🤡🤡

Werey lose case begin chestbeat e say e dey finish

Oho! BlueRayDick see wetin I dey talk

BlueRayDick:
He probably wasn't prepared by his own lawyer about how messy things can be in a custody battle.

Sophia lawyer was simply doing her job to win the case for her client and in the course of a lawyer's job in the court room emotions don't matter.

Her job is to make sure the judge see reasons why Davido should not get the custody he dragged Sophia to court for. The question she asked was very valid Irrespective of how upset it made Davido. The lawyer is simply trying to establish reason why Sophia will not be willing to share custody with him by pointing out what happened to his late child that was in his custody.

I guess if Davido had taken time to watch some of those law themed TV shows he would've seen how lawyers can be very brutal during cross examination.

Baba my post is riddled with sarcasm, Davido is an immature man-child that unfortunately doesn't look like growing up, the court made the best decision which if you ask me sef was a no brainer. Whether it pains him or not, the fact of the matter remains that he failed to take proper care of his own son and citing past incidents is a lawyer's cake. I hope he has the maturity to respect the decision and continue providing for his children.

BlueRayDick:
Davido was in court to fight for joint custody with a Sophia for their daughter ; Imade. During cross examination Soohia's lawyer asked how can Davido guarantee Imade's safety should he be given joint custody considering he was unable to protect his late son Ifeanyi who passed on tragically in 2022.

Davido was triggered by this and he allegedly lost his cool resulting in him blasting lawyer right inside the court. The judge had to halt proceedings and when the court session resumed Davido was asked to apologize to the court and the lawyer for his "unruly" behaviour.

Davido refused to apologize to the lawyer and it seemed he lost the case eventually Sha.

Some people are saying the lawyer is not was wicked by hitting below the belt by opening old wounds with the cross examination but others are saying the lawyers question is valid and devoid of emotion.

It's a dirty move but lawyers are dirty tricksters, he should hold his head up high that he fought for her in his own way anyway, and even though he ends up losing more often than not, Daddy Anu na fighter!

CrystalTiger:

“NSA Nuhu Ribadu ordered my abduction. We got information after someone tapped his phone and revealed the plan.”

— Nasir El-Rufai on Arise TV

pic.twitter.com/qkECN2Afnj https://t.co/J4LOSEp1GI

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) February 13, 2026

How do you openly admit to the tapping of the phone of the NSA? Problem dey..

I just shook my head when I read it, but then again the NSA lost one of his Hiluxes at a mosque prior to now... this country is a movie

anonimi:
What can be impotent about this brilliant man who helped clueless Tinubu answer questions in London?

Do you even know what impotent means

used and dumped