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RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:34pm On Jun 02, 2016
Freakypinky:
You try small. grin
Yes 95/100 Abi grin
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
lol....I'll get back to you on that when I delve into that aspect.

Yet to explore the sexual angle of relationships, and most naija girls aren't keen on revealing that angle to you....but the few I've seen keep harping on about turbo-sized, nuclear reactor dicks grin....I just want to know how they walk after such things have parted their red sea
you see what I'm saying meanwhile we were taught that the thing is only 4inches deep o grin who measure am sef huh
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:16pm On Jun 02, 2016
ogorwyne:
Well that's one point though. But most guys are just promiscuous.
most are it's human nature but if you read smellymouth's surprisingly smart answer to Twaci's first question he says the key to a man's heart is opening yourself up to him I can't hide my phone from a girl who does that. Finally not all men are the same grin
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:14pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
and you think lack of front and back doesn't cause emotional and psychological trauma?

Anyway, like the Chinese would say, it's not about the size of the instrument, but how you use it wink....besides, there are many more alternatives to please a girl when the tool isn't handy smiley
e get any girl Wey like small dick? Name one and I'll name 10000 Guys Wey like flat assets including chi chi igbos New beau grin the Chinese are right it's all in the tongue. I've said too much lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:12pm On Jun 02, 2016
Ishilove:
I mean 'asshole' grin

The mind boggles undecided
elaborate like he said some find assholes charming just like some one BDSM etc etc tell us your asshole. That came out very wrong sorry tell us your dick. Came out even worse err you know what I mean grin
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:09pm On Jun 02, 2016
ogorwyne:
Okay guys. Why will your girlfriend be so transparent to you and yet u still security code on ur phones. Maka y?
because there are some situations which you can't explain a woman tells you everything is fine but it's not really she still harbours it in her heart and it worries her. Say you check my phone and see a message from my sister who you've never met my sister calls me darling and she says darling you haven't called or texted in a while if I tell you it's from my sister I tell you solemnly a lot of women Won't believe me. We do these things to protect you grin
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:06pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
i think a lot of people would ask same of a man with a tiny weenie wink....

Don't be mean bro, some of us no get yansh or breast, if we could have them we would, but when God dey share am, we no dey. You shouldn't suffer for what is no fault of yours.

Anyway, if you weren't born with it, you can always buy it, abi? cry
you misunderstand me there are men and I'm talking from close personal experience these guys hate it in excess they prefer moderate women my colleague Dr. Udoh went as far as stating that he likes them slim and slender because they don't explode after childbirth. That debate is for another day grin as for the micro penis issue please don't those two are not on the same level this one is something that can cause emotional trauma because you know as well as I do that no girl wants a micro penis
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:03pm On Jun 02, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
1. There are different ways to different guys hearts, to some it might just be the mundanest of things like how you smile.. while to some,it can be food,sex or just the way you talk to him...different ways!


2. I honestly don't know, personally I'm not....so I don't know why most guys are...maybe someone else can answer that

Cc kingtom grin
I detect mischief here. Sir personally I'm not scared of commitment as well, the truth is most are scared because they don't know I guarantee you some change their perspective when they see fathers loving and caring for their families and that's talking about long time commitment as for girlfriend commitment it happens when he's in it for the hole and not the whole.

See what I just did there? Barney Stinson style grin grin
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 7:58pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
LOL....I think I already know too much, that's why nobody wants to near me grin

On the real though, why are guys so obsessed with boooobies and assss? I mean, they ignore brains more often than not and just want a girl that looks like Nicky.

2) why are guys hypocrites? They say they want a smart, independent woman, but they always end up with the dependent, not-so-smart woman
Question 1. If she no get yansh and breast wetin no be man she be? Lady no one wants a flat stiff body well except you're gay. The bigger the better, still there are a lot and I mean a lot of guys who prefer smaller features that's why there's someone out there for everyone .

2. Fallacy of hasty generalization
RomanceRe: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 7:54pm On Jun 02, 2016
Freakypinky:
May I know what you guys find amusing in asking for nudies.
I mean is it better than the real deal?
sincerely for various different reasons sometimes as a joke sometimes he wants to use it to achieve self gratification and other times for more malicious reasons. A vast majority delete them immediately but unfortunately we still have cases of those who keep them for future ridicule. The truth is even if you don't send the nudes nothing will change so you ladies don't have to be pressured into making that very very wrong decision. I answer your question so?
Christianity EtcRe: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by KingTom(m): 7:49pm On Jun 02, 2016
sragile:
thought as much "kingTom"
are you sure you didn't want to write fragile and accidentally typed s? grin
CelebritiesRe: Fan Mock Linda Ikeji Over Blunder ( Pictures) by KingTom(m): 7:25am On May 31, 2016
spotlessduke:
see all of them from the op down to the poster above y'all hypocrites u wanna uve never made a blunder in ur life

is she God that should b perfect ? Nigerians and their hypocrisy disgust my soul huh
yes but she's a gossip blogger with millions of fans who studied English gringringrin
PhonesRe: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by KingTom(m): 11:36pm On May 30, 2016
popcykaylah:
All this mouth wey you dey make na for normal police..any day wey sars ask for your phone ..please tell them say them no born them well..belive me by the time dey are done with you ..na he'll you go wake up
no mind am na so he dey make mouth anyhow
RomanceRe: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by KingTom(m): 11:26pm On May 30, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
KingTom.... for one reason only.... FEED HIM CATFISH! grin
na you go tire last last cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by KingTom(m): 11:26pm On May 30, 2016
sragile:
is it?
Smh
PoliticsRe: Biafra 49th Anniversary: MASSOB Gives JTF 48hrs To Free Detained Members by KingTom(m): 2:59pm On May 30, 2016
Hmmm this is a delicate issue it surprises me that the FG decided to go this way brute force is never never the answer. Now we have so many ills to deal with crime rate is soaring groups are agitating for secession. The economy is crumbling I fear the worst is yet to come, brutes force I repeat once again is never the answer
TravelRe: Photos: Many Feared Dead As Danfo Bus Tumbles On Third Mainland Bridge by KingTom(m): 2:45pm On May 30, 2016
Goodness gracious!!! All these animals in human skin calling themselves danfo drivers please don't post that severed head please I just can't bear to see such a thing God why cry

Oh wow. On third mainland bridge, looks pretty bad

Instead of going to help you're sitting down shouting oh wow huh

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