₦airaland Forum

KangaIye:
This man so you still dey Nairaland

I still Dey o dem bin wan pursue me but my charms too strong

Abeg wey the ear Dey e get some boys wey wan pay top dollar for that ear. Abeg make una help me find the ear. Ears been taking punishment since biblical times . I cover my ear with the Blood of Jesus

peeparty:
Ikpa idem abadie?

Baba idionko o I just Dey low key since

Why not!! At least Orunmila can help me predict match scores and fortify my phone with anti screen breaking charms

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Peace be unto this home
Don't know about you but I'm grateful to God for this awesome month....

I heartily welcome you all to this beautiful, magnificent, glorious and blessed month


KingTom( where in God's name are you? )
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I've been to London to see the queen but I'm back now

Joygalore:
If you aren't symptomatic,then you don't need surgery.
Yes,you can get pregnant because it is located on the wall (intramural) of the uterus.
When pregnancy becomes an issue is when it is submucous but yours isn't

Hello there long time no see

bisiswag:
Lol. Common denominator here- both men cheated. Guess modern day women are beginning to stand up for themselves unlike thier mama's back in the day. Note to married men,stay contented and faithful in marriage,stop causing divorces upandan!

but the story has it that Tiwa cheated

KingCheezyPuff:
°Yer replys ta me get me

°•If you weren't so rude with a foul mouth,you'd actually be ok

rude with a foul mouth? Here you go again I'm not rude you are and your mouth is foul you kiss your mother with that mouth? why you gotta be so rude don't you know I'm human too

clevvermind:
nor be me o. but seriously, i want to stop sex but i couldn't.

you can do it sir, we believe in you

JeffreyJamez:
Buhahahahahahahaha Oh Jesus!.. Tom oooo!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]*Dont listen to that dude.You are not funny.
but you already know that
......Or don't you? [/color]

Ok dear

clevvermind:
if it is buhari, count me out o.

Oh I'm sorry you will be conferred a chieftaincy title by Tompolo in Gbaranatu kingdom

MedicalSamwise:
Maybe the baby was given birth to prematurely
Maybe
Jes maybe

Exactly what I was thinking

JeffreyJamez:
Lol this is funny

not as funny as "oh Lord this nigga fuckin my girl mehn I ain't your baby no more"

francizy:
Why won't you be, when you dey on top woman for 2 days?

What sup my Niggar?

Cizy Baba I learned you were abducted by some bloodthirsty Bertelsmann in zaria Na true?

Welcome back you been scarce

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2] Oh! I see the problem
You looking at yer post man!
....Mine is the 1 above it [/color]

You are one tough cookie

lilmax:

clevvermind:
thank you for congratulating me. the sex business is yielding good result.

I can see that. Buhari needs to hear this you must be nominated for the national honours.

clevvermind:
i have had sex with six nairaland babes and i'm intending to make the number seven by the end of july. but i don't know that lucky girl that wants to be number seven. just pm me if you are interested. ok. i'm damn serious.

Congratulations sir I'm sure this would be mentioned in the next UN meeting. You have just earned yourself a place in the Nobel prize list

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2].Oh how conveniant you "can't see"...This Time

I fixed it.[/color]

ok now I see. I see something wait for it... Almost there... Soon... Yes it's coming to me... Bullshit

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]Pffffffffffffffftttt you a lie Tom!!
You may be mature enough but I see(and if you'll look)the male folk display catty jealously like what you exampled on the threads of NL. All the time!! [/color]

I can't see a damn thing you wrote

What's all this na when 25 year olds have orange sized breasts and Lagos ibadan expressway yansh na minor come carry this one God why na

histemple:
Girls are too jealous of themselves

Bro you've just hit the nail in the head when I see a guy with a better car I think "wow this guy's balling hehehe this one go kill babes with this ride" as regards to "mtcheww see this Mumu o because he has one cheap scrap he's busy showing himself"

I remember when Iker Muniain and Javi Martinez sex party video leak see Spanish yansh everywhere. So De gea don join bad gang

elampiro:
It beats my imagination how Pogba can even cost beyond £65m. May be I don't really know his worth. But he is Juventus best player.

Baba me sef tire for the matter

delishpot:
Payne has a point though. Oby should be more vocal if she cares.

and Payne?