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Romance › Re: Friday Night Gist: Guys, Get In Here! by KingTom(m): 10:51pm On Jun 03, 2016
Smellymouth:
Back from work, where is my side chick? HateU2,

Oya come let's Gbensh grin



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Jesus Christ of Nazareth shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by KingTom(m): 10:34pm On Jun 03, 2016
sragile:
lol it means pretty
if I hear, what language grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by KingTom(m): 9:44pm On Jun 03, 2016
sragile:
cheesy
fragile ke
Oya what's the meaning of sragile cheesy
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by KingTom(m): 9:43pm On Jun 03, 2016
danyel09:
KingTom Abeg pass me one keg of burukutu, I don land grin
only one leg grin I hear say Fulani boys kidnap you say you dey gbensh one of their daughters ba true shocked
Culture › Re: My Personal Yoruba Lessons. by KingTom(m): 10:59pm On Jun 02, 2016
juhan:
yeah what about boobs? Chest?
omu
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 10:19pm On Jun 02, 2016
gifttracy:
1:Why do some guys always expect you to cook, clean, wash for them when your not even married yethuh

2:Who should spend more in a relationshiphuh
1 so he can be sure you know how to do it before marrying you it's not rocket science huh

2. They should go Dutch grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 10:17pm On Jun 02, 2016
Izyyblaze:
Lol...I noticed
he's always goofing off he surprised me today
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 10:09pm On Jun 02, 2016
peeparty:
lol my chest.. dokeh dokeh..
Ette kpong mkpo do you sef gree with me grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 10:07pm On Jun 02, 2016
adeh39:
grin grin grin

How much be dettol for market now?, as dollar don high embarassed
I resemble Reckitt Benckiser? huh
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 9:42pm On Jun 02, 2016

Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2016
juhan:
me sef i surprise
Azzin Ehn grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 9:40pm On Jun 02, 2016
skarlett:
I never said he was
I never said you did
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 9:40pm On Jun 02, 2016
prettythicksme:
Thought as much grin ok answer my question.

In what position do men enjoy receiving oral,standing or lying down? grin.
cc kingtom
lying down for me but some prefer standing up. Lying down you get the liberty to play with everything grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 9:38pm On Jun 02, 2016
adeh39:
Werey! grin grin grin

Nah by force to dip your thing inside punna ni?

Besides, Dr Kingtom don find solution to it, ask him, he will teach you grin grin
a hint
If I don't take care of it who will?


grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 9:37pm On Jun 02, 2016
Izyyblaze:
I would like to point out something sir. The instance you gave up there is not just a girl/lady/woman thing. Guys tend to do that as well. #truestory#
I agree with you
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:43pm On Jun 02, 2016
skarlett:
Different strokes for different folks dearie, I admire his honesty smiley
he's not being hypocritical many of them who screamed would oblige if given the opportunity. My ten kobo
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:41pm On Jun 02, 2016
prettythicksme:
smellymouth support anal sex shockedgrin pukes on thread!
your question ma
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:40pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
must have been a Chinese scientist grin
It had to be grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:35pm On Jun 02, 2016
Smellymouth:
1.If a man wants to make the most out of life, he must understand that his concerns are his responsibility and his alone and no one else is going to tell him how great he is or make him feel deserving of success but himself. So, what do you expect ladies? It’s also beyond evident that nice guys do in fact finish last, and why the hell would we want to do that?. grin

2.Everyone has a fascination with something they can't see. A very basic analogy is wondering what is behind the curtain. Boobs are considered sexy because the average man doesn't see naked breasts everyday due to the fact that they are covered by clothing. In other cultures with much more strict dress codes, the ankle or neck can be considered very erotic. Plus, they are something that makes a female a female.. grin

3. Yes it's a fact, some guys cheat. Here's another fact, some women do it too. So the question should be, why can't some "people" be faithful ? That's anybodys guess, and I suppose you'd get a multitude of different answers if you could ask all the people that "do" cheat..
grin
I no know say you get sense like this o shocked
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:34pm On Jun 02, 2016
Freakypinky:
You try small. grin
Yes 95/100 Abi grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
lol....I'll get back to you on that when I delve into that aspect.

Yet to explore the sexual angle of relationships, and most naija girls aren't keen on revealing that angle to you....but the few I've seen keep harping on about turbo-sized, nuclear reactor dicks grin....I just want to know how they walk after such things have parted their red sea
you see what I'm saying meanwhile we were taught that the thing is only 4inches deep o grin who measure am sef huh
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:16pm On Jun 02, 2016
ogorwyne:
Well that's one point though. But most guys are just promiscuous.
most are it's human nature but if you read smellymouth's surprisingly smart answer to Twaci's first question he says the key to a man's heart is opening yourself up to him I can't hide my phone from a girl who does that. Finally not all men are the same grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:14pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
and you think lack of front and back doesn't cause emotional and psychological trauma?

Anyway, like the Chinese would say, it's not about the size of the instrument, but how you use it wink....besides, there are many more alternatives to please a girl when the tool isn't handy smiley
e get any girl Wey like small dick? Name one and I'll name 10000 Guys Wey like flat assets including chi chi igbos New beau grin the Chinese are right it's all in the tongue. I've said too much lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:12pm On Jun 02, 2016
Ishilove:
I mean 'asshole' grin

The mind boggles undecided
elaborate like he said some find assholes charming just like some one BDSM etc etc tell us your asshole. That came out very wrong sorry tell us your dick. Came out even worse err you know what I mean grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:09pm On Jun 02, 2016
ogorwyne:
Okay guys. Why will your girlfriend be so transparent to you and yet u still security code on ur phones. Maka y?
because there are some situations which you can't explain a woman tells you everything is fine but it's not really she still harbours it in her heart and it worries her. Say you check my phone and see a message from my sister who you've never met my sister calls me darling and she says darling you haven't called or texted in a while if I tell you it's from my sister I tell you solemnly a lot of women Won't believe me. We do these things to protect you grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:06pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
i think a lot of people would ask same of a man with a tiny weenie wink....

Don't be mean bro, some of us no get yansh or breast, if we could have them we would, but when God dey share am, we no dey. You shouldn't suffer for what is no fault of yours.

Anyway, if you weren't born with it, you can always buy it, abi? cry
you misunderstand me there are men and I'm talking from close personal experience these guys hate it in excess they prefer moderate women my colleague Dr. Udoh went as far as stating that he likes them slim and slender because they don't explode after childbirth. That debate is for another day grin as for the micro penis issue please don't those two are not on the same level this one is something that can cause emotional trauma because you know as well as I do that no girl wants a micro penis
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 8:03pm On Jun 02, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
1. There are different ways to different guys hearts, to some it might just be the mundanest of things like how you smile.. while to some,it can be food,sex or just the way you talk to him...different ways!


2. I honestly don't know, personally I'm not....so I don't know why most guys are...maybe someone else can answer that

Cc kingtom grin
I detect mischief here. Sir personally I'm not scared of commitment as well, the truth is most are scared because they don't know I guarantee you some change their perspective when they see fathers loving and caring for their families and that's talking about long time commitment as for girlfriend commitment it happens when he's in it for the hole and not the whole.

See what I just did there? Barney Stinson style grin grin
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 7:58pm On Jun 02, 2016
safarigirl:
LOL....I think I already know too much, that's why nobody wants to near me grin

On the real though, why are guys so obsessed with boooobies and assss? I mean, they ignore brains more often than not and just want a girl that looks like Nicky.

2) why are guys hypocrites? They say they want a smart, independent woman, but they always end up with the dependent, not-so-smart woman
Question 1. If she no get yansh and breast wetin no be man she be? Lady no one wants a flat stiff body well except you're gay. The bigger the better, still there are a lot and I mean a lot of guys who prefer smaller features that's why there's someone out there for everyone .

2. Fallacy of hasty generalization
Romance › Re: Know Us Better (Guys Edition) by KingTom(m): 7:54pm On Jun 02, 2016
Freakypinky:
May I know what you guys find amusing in asking for nudies.
I mean is it better than the real deal?
sincerely for various different reasons sometimes as a joke sometimes he wants to use it to achieve self gratification and other times for more malicious reasons. A vast majority delete them immediately but unfortunately we still have cases of those who keep them for future ridicule. The truth is even if you don't send the nudes nothing will change so you ladies don't have to be pressured into making that very very wrong decision. I answer your question so?
Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by KingTom(m): 7:49pm On Jun 02, 2016
sragile:
thought as much "kingTom"
are you sure you didn't want to write fragile and accidentally typed s? grin

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