₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
if I had an E-gun na everyday we go dey do candle night for nairaland

I swear down.

vizkiz:
this is the dumbest thing I had seen so far today. How will you type such. A girl that throws your "proposal" back to your face is definitely telling you "nigga, I don't give a rat's as about you" and you are here typing if he truly cherish the girl....

You think say guys are as mumuish as before abi?

Sometimes I feel like slapping the idiots for the rubbish they post! If he cherishes her? Da fuq

McEwen:
we've got a lot talk about,but firstly....start with your sexcapades

Its a long story sir

prettythicksme:
When eyes no pain u cant u see it was a mistake&too lazy to correct!!

Lazy mumu. I no see cake chop even sef you for arrange one of your friends for me make me lash sef

McEwen:

oga boss

prettythicksme:
Kingtom !!! olosho bawo? tbanks for wishing me

olodo jati jati. You can't spell thanks? my regards to your people.

kinglekan:

Olosho

Prettythicksme you dey do black friday runs?

50% off

prettythicksme:
Yes naw but adaks don wish me

Olosho. Hbd
So Na your birthday you no tell me?

G

francizy:
This is so so disgusting and gory mehn!

BTW, what makes you conclude that he's the suicide bomber? I only hope it's not one of the innocent victims you uploaded here for people to hurl curses and insults at.. Why I'm saying this is that a bomb of such magnitude may have blown the bomber to pieces without leaving any part un-shattered..

My thoughts exactly.

scholes0:
Hiring me (I am not even after the money), will be one of the best things Seun will ever do to Nairaland.
And trust me when I say that.

ok sir.

scholes0:


Seun, I applied to be a mod on NL , but I didn't get any feedback. Check your old mails sir. Ir is me, Scholes0 . My full resume was attached.

Trust me, I am capable.

don't lose hope. Everything is possible.

ipledge10:
Cc uncle kingtom,I will like to have your email bro or you should contact me on johney190@gmail.com

done boss

RobinHez:
Baba..my phone and brain dey hot right now...I need to sleep!

how e no go hot

RobinHez:
Ur fvcking order!


Do u still want it?

oga tomorrow go bloody for you o

francizy:
LoL! Trying to pass down your title to me?

evidently you are the truly worthy of that title.

francizy:


Chai! Male prostitute, I greet you!

Monitoring spirit.

dacovajnr:
No na John the baptist

werey

francizy:
Hehehehe, I can only account for 20% of that shares! Go and look for the person/persons that shared the remaining 80%...

Ishilove:
Ohhhh...okay. I never knew

You should Na. Don't you have an imaginative mind?

Ishilove:
Ehen... are you serious?

vice versa too. How can a 7 incher "tone" a wide vagina?

Ishilove:
What part is true?

it depends on so many factors. A compatible Penis will do as abdulahi said, but for the over sized ones, the reverse is the case.

Ishilove:
Very hard

but its true. well at least to some extent.

Ishilove:
Never knew there were toxins in the punnany...

This is the first time I'm hearing that regular sex keeps the punny firm. I thought it was the other way round

hard to believe right?

tunnamania11:
M good, u?

I'm ok

tunnamania11:
Where have u been

work issues mehn. How're you?

tohpahz:
Tom.. why..

it wasn't me. No be me, walahi Emi ko lo ri

Seculent:

RolePlay:
I suggest he doesn't miss the next altar call in his church

he won't

francizy:
End time pastor!

share demon aye!

dacovajnr:
You go read yours too twas Noah who led the Israelites to the promised land

You sure say no be Manasseh?

iamkingzlee:
You are handsome. But, who still rocks bandana this era except CDQ and his brother, Kingtom

Woss. Woobi

francizy:
LoL! Na only Kingtom I know as monitoring spirit for NL oh!



OK! So what's cooking!? Btw, I eat a lot tho!

just 1885 shares? You're getting tired o