₦airaland Forum

francizy:
Fixed!

this guy sef that your Gbajammira abi wetin still dey funny me till today

McEwen:
You are fool for mentioning my wife (lady moana)!!!




*drops mic*

oga kilode!!!! Abi ori e ti daru ni.

agarawu23:
hmmmm
I don hear.

No long thing

Yes boss.

francizy:
Who asked you to?

362 shares? he's back again so you bin dey wait for Bubu to come back naija

wristbangle:
As u be commandant of E-wailers association, I go dey tackle u always


Nice one kingtom (baba werey)

EmmaWrist!!!! Baba wetin do our interviews Na

TonyeBarcanista:
Those days when I was still romancelanding.... Baba T, I think say you don forget me o.

I'd have loved to do mine but I won't for two reasons;
1. I'm not a romancelander...only a Polithieflander
2. I have lots of politiÇal opponents and antagonists that are laying wait to find anything to use against me...

how I wan forget my padi Na, lahilah

francizy:
Doubting Thomas!

**smiles**

I was thinking I'd fall into the bolded ni oh!

Let me modify

agarawu23:
lets be serious, do I really take things serious?

Cc kingtom, iamkingzlee, adeh39 and anyone who think the same way with them

baba these days you over serious o, even to laugh for picture sef dey hard you

STFUareyouGod:
I sight you boss

Oga of ogas

iAmCharis:
A fool will always remain a fool!

I'm not 40 yet Na. I'm not a fool forever.

adeh39:
What?

Kingtom...nah my boobs you dey call pimples?

Chaiii

Lemme goan jump inside the lagoon

abeg no jump, I've already paid for your surgery.

ipledge10:
baba mama don land Nigeria today

we thank God for journey mercies. How you doing Na, when school go close?

Name: Thomas

Age: Very late twenties.

Occupation: Gynaecologist

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: Awon werey first first! I like everyone really.

Those u dislike on Romance section: It used to be boiledcorn and Andyblaze, now Wey the mumus don scarce, I miss them.

Those u find annoying: None

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): I don't really have anyone whose posts I watch out for.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I don't follow anybody that doesn't follow me.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because I can, I'm following francizy because I'm his monitoring spirit.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Stephenqueen

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: As I no get boobs and yansh Na, none!

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: The e warriors really

Which Romancelander is fake: Don't give a flying fúck

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Adeh39 let me burst your pimples.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Twaci and Tohpahz

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Great boobs, great personality but most of all, great boobs!!!!

Your favorite Romancelander(s): So many. E too plenty Iamcharis dey among sha, though he dey Mumu sometimes.

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, alberto2k, lordoftheweed

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Tosyne2much, wristbangle and Naijaboiy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Laraiboluwaji

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why: Nobody!!!!

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Kinglekan, StfuareyouGod and Ipledge10 Aka Olajorn Aka Joneyhaz also Iamcharis
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Ceb JeffreyJamez him cheeks go fine for slap ehn

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: As in kiss and finger abi? Ehmmmm Mrsphyno and Moana

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Iamkingzlee, April07, Aitee1

NLer(S) you consider smart: Tonyebarcanista, Francizy, Midolian

NL member that tries too hard: Hmmmm she sabi herself.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Asumo12 Omo Anifowose and Aminat508

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Nothing new

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: See answer above.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: None that I know of

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: Aminat508, Africanapple, Laraiboluwaji

Who do u often agree with: StfuareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Missadeife :i

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): No ugly people, only those with less colorful faces

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Chibwike, kinglekan, wristbangle

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Agarawu23 Na my boss o but your name gats dey here.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Kingtom

Darven:
.nairaland.com/dammyluv911

Ki leleyi ooo? Iya moshood ni eleyi

francizy:
Muhehehehehehe! Yeye mon! You go tell me whether na you dey pay me the salary way u dey ask if I no work today..

pro bono Na

favoured234:
No way...
The day he is nice, I will address him as sweetheart, my prince, my crown, fine boy, cutest, finest dgz.
But the day he is bad I will address him as husband, one carton belle, flat nyash

favoured234:
I could remember intentionally wanting to answer his calls with "sir" and one day while I was still in primary school he said I should not repeat it, that its too formal and he gets enough everyday at work... and that made sense and still makes sense....

But come to think of it, my husband's subordinate will address him as sir, then he will get home I will continue..
No way.. 2 have become 1.. I will address him with anything I like but not sir

How about boss?

francizy:
Hehehehe, no wahala..

post shared with me(5) you no work today?

ebyoma:
ọ dịghi na i bu onye Yoruba..
so, ina asu asusu Igbo?
Impressed

francizy:
If you wan fall sick, e go be double sickness too bah?

tufiakwa! Olorun maje!

francizy:
Hehehehehe, na you conclude that one oh!





Hehehehe! If the country divides, we divide you into two, Nigeria takes one part while Biafra takes the other..

I will have two houses. Two wives everything Na double double.

francizy:
Kingtom is mixed breed...

come to think of it, if the country divides, I'll have dual citizenship

francizy:

ebyoma:
onye Abia!

e mean ria mmam bu onye Imo

ebyoma:
yeah! proudly

ibu onye ebe?

ebyoma:
cool

you nko? Igbo abi?

ebyoma:
Funny you!
BTW, are you ibo?

Yoruba o. But mummy is Igbo