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Romance › Re: The Tall Guys Are All Taken by KingTom(m): 8:37pm On Sep 29, 2015

MrsPhyno:
So do I have permission to form Ndi Ala 100% yes or no
We call it ala in Enugu sir

Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Porto Vs Chelsea: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by KingTom(m): 8:32pm On Sep 29, 2015

Oya o!

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 8:00pm On Sep 29, 2015

bqlekan:
ehn.. one who engages in fornication

what do you mean by fornication? I'm a child of God

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 7:28pm On Sep 29, 2015

bqlekan:
now I understand.. the one who takes after king Solomon is an ashawo.. #Gbam

Ashawo?

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 7:00pm On Sep 29, 2015

kinglekan:

I been just dey remind u say I STRAIGHT.

Mama bolojo ko, Mama Jomile ni

Dokita warn yasef oooo!!!!

I surrender grin

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 7:00pm On Sep 29, 2015

bqlekan:
you go understand what I mean after you answer my question

Your answer? Two words = KING SOLOMON grin

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 6:26pm On Sep 29, 2015

kinglekan:

Ewoooo!! Oga tom u need glasses. Cos dem dress pig put am on top bed u don confuse bah?

U nor see the yansh? Na only pig dey carry that kain tin.

Abeg go see optician.

Abi gay dey lash pig? Na you talk say you straight Na. huh

Wait o!

did you mean your oko stood STRAIGHT up on seeing mama bolojo on the bed? shocked

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 6:17pm On Sep 29, 2015

kinglekan:

Oga I am STRAIGHT?

that's a woman Na grin

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 6:17pm On Sep 29, 2015

bqlekan:
I sabi wetin him like nah.. abeg, my own taste different faa.. we just like to dey pull their legs nii..
But wait o, why is it that people with 'king' in their moniker too like women

I just observe am today

Kilo mean? shocked

Romance › Re: The Tall Guys Are All Taken by KingTom(m): 5:57pm On Sep 29, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Na so o.... I cry for us indomie generation girls, our children may all be on the short side

meanwhile kingtom can i make ndi ala 100% as an offshoot of your ministry?

The girls are shorter unfortunately. embarassed

We call it ara in Imo ma, cool

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 5:56pm On Sep 29, 2015

bqlekan:
Lailai... and Kinglekan get eyes nah.. M sure this won't seduce him..

You no sabi Lekan na, why Una Wey dey bear that name dey like that na grin

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 5:53pm On Sep 29, 2015

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Trendy women Doctor [/color]

Emi niyen o cool

Crime › Re: 61-year-old Guard Rapes Two Sisters, Gives Them N200 by KingTom(m): 5:52pm On Sep 29, 2015

francizy:
Am FranCIZY

Romance › Re: Whats With The People That Has " Awon Werey 100%"... On Their Siggy... by KingTom(m): 3:27pm On Sep 29, 2015

ggrin:
hmmm....well, the only thing that is constant is change

Well said sir, well said. wink

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 3:26pm On Sep 29, 2015

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Na here we go see you [/color]

its a "trending" topic and I'm a trendy guy wink

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 3:25pm On Sep 29, 2015

bqlekan:
are you his fan? You sabi am? Cos me no even sabi that thing up there

Guy why you harsh Na? Kinglekan babe Na hin you dey abuse so cry

Crime › Re: 61-year-old Guard Rapes Two Sisters, Gives Them N200 by KingTom(m): 3:24pm On Sep 29, 2015

francizy:
That one is franshitty..

you?

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 3:23pm On Sep 29, 2015

AfricanApple:
pig skin rough yansh nice bra

summary of everything. cool

Romance › Re: Whats With The People That Has " Awon Werey 100%"... On Their Siggy... by KingTom(m): 9:42am On Sep 29, 2015

ggrin:
am fine..long time, no chat

Not my fault nor yours. Just the universe, we were bound to cross paths sooner or later.

Romance › Re: Whats With The People That Has " Awon Werey 100%"... On Their Siggy... by KingTom(m): 9:32am On Sep 29, 2015

ggrin:
morning sire

How are you today sir?

Crime › Re: 61-year-old Guard Rapes Two Sisters, Gives Them N200 by KingTom(m): 8:58am On Sep 29, 2015

francizy:
Kingtom??

On topic, if capital punishment is not enacted for rape, then am sorry for Nigeria.

My own franchi.zy cry

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nollywood Actress Angel Gift Seduces Male Fans With This Bedroom +I8 Pic by KingTom(m): 8:52am On Sep 29, 2015

Na the Michelin belly wan seduce me? Abi Na the pig skin rough yansh? Mtcheew, Nice bra though. grin

Romance › Re: Whats With The People That Has " Awon Werey 100%"... On Their Siggy... by KingTom(m): 8:45am On Sep 29, 2015

Fulaboy:
No I'm CIA I wanna probe you all

FBI, I'm already on the case, don't compromise my investigations. wink

Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by KingTom(m): 8:43am On Sep 29, 2015

francizy:
Just an omo ale ni!

we all have them. grin

Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by KingTom(m): 7:32pm On Sep 28, 2015

francizy:
Hehehehehe!!!

Who be franch.izy again? shocked

Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by KingTom(m): 7:27pm On Sep 28, 2015

francizy:
Denrele..

is responsible for yours I know grin

Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by KingTom(m): 7:19pm On Sep 28, 2015

francizy:
Maybe

who is responsible huh

You?

Forum Games › Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by KingTom(m): 5:58pm On Sep 28, 2015

francizy:
Hehehehe, how will it swell when am not Dr. Kingtom?

Am I pregnant huh

Nairaland General › Re: AWON WEREY 100% by KingTom(m): 5:57pm On Sep 28, 2015

Chestar5:
What does AWON WEREY 100% ^tm means

Cc kingtom
twaci
and their goons...

Thank you your comments are appreciated

Awón = Yoruba word meaning people

Wéré(y)= Mad

100% = the highest of all percentages, used by economists, statisticians, mathematicians etc.

™ = Trademark symbol. This is usually used by companies to protect their generic names. E.g Warner bros ™

Any further questions?

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide, Bankyw, Wizkid At Pool Party With Sexy Bikini Ladies (photos) by KingTom(m): 5:51pm On Sep 28, 2015

asumo12:

Awon weyrey 100% king Tom CEO
Kingle.kan GM

omo Anifowose. grin

Food › Re: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by KingTom(m): 1:46pm On Sep 28, 2015

francizy:
@bolded.. No wonder you're an APC supporter. You guys can believe anything/any story..

By the way, this disgusting monitor lizard fell into a soak away tank and those niggers still killed, roasted and ate it??

Chai! Kingtom, abeg come pack these people stool go do stool MCS cuz it's obvious they've just fed salmonella or shigella or both, into their system..

APC members don't get salmonella, only you guys. grin

Seriously though, the things guys eat these days shocks me huh

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Romance › Re: Photo: Is This D New Way Of Preparing Coconut Rice? by KingTom(m): 1:43pm On Sep 28, 2015

asumo12:
*shaggy voice* t wasn't me...

As u teach me naxo I still dey cook am Bro!

Na Dr cooked this one this early morning...

Soup made by

Oh!

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