₦airaland Forum

francizy:
Hehehehehhe, you see any insalt for my post? E be like say you don turn Niaraland mod oh

Me jez dey observe o

francizy:
Those names in bolded font will avoid this thread like Sambisa forest.
I just sit down dey watch Nigerians oh..

Hmmmmmmmm

McEwen:
Only u con tip toe con dis thread

Ema binu my boss. Abeg I lie for ground dey beg, abeg


Oya make I do the work
Cc: McEwen

Number 3 had me Rotfl

Cutehector:
lmao.. U no go kill me..

How I go kill strongman like you na?

francizy:
Lol... Not really, I taste for a better Nigeria tho..

So do I

francizy:
But as she get mental probs so, how I go cope?

No worry, God dey

mrham03:
okay, educate me

Your testicles produce about 85 million sperm cells each, everyday. The male body has two basic mechanisms to handle excess semen. The first is the drip method. Each time you get aroused, a small
amount of semen moves into the ejaculatory
duct. Even if you don't ejaculate, the semen
doesn't move backwards; instead, it drips down
into the urethra and gets flushed out the next
time you urinate. For some men, this mechanism
is able to handle their production rate of semen.
Other men though produce amounts of semen
that exceeds the drip release. Perhaps, not all
the time, but a man may find himself aroused,
which then increases the production of semen. In
this case, your body becomes more and more
sensitive to sexual stimulation. You find yourself
easily aroused, sometimes to the point of
distraction. Usually at night your body will go
through the stages of sex and you will have an
orgasm and ejaculate. This is popularly called
wet dreams or nocturnal emissions. Wet dreams
are often accompanied by strange dreams. Often
they are sexual in nature, but not always; some
don't appear to have any rhyme or reason to
them other than they are vividly remembered. Married men and men in sexual relationships do not have wet dreams often, likewise the case for men who masturbate. So you see mrham03, masturbation does not reduce your sperm, actually masturbation is necessary to handle EXCESS sperm. What will kill your sperm however are any of the following

1) Placing your laptop on or near your scrotal region

2) Wearing tight clothes and underwear

3) Working near radioactive elements.

I hope this helps


Dr. Thomas Aworinde M.B.B.S.
Reference
growingupboys.info/Answers/20070910b.html

Cutehector:
ode... Chronic wankker..

There you go again?
I don't know of any word like "WANNKER" in the dictionary.

I know an ode is a lyric poem,with complex standard forms.

mrham03:
no, it isnt. Jux waste all your sperms and become impotent when u marry.

That's not how it works, would you like me to educate you?

Cutehector:
[size=20pt]kingtom, hw do u feel after fvckn urself?[/size]

Please I don't know what "FVCKN" means, is it an acronym?

francizy:
I don't do muscular females..

I'll see myself as a homo when I do a muscular female..

All the muscles dey her nyash, no worry she resemble woman from head to toe

francizy:
Nahhhh.. Am a free agent who doesn't like the way of the broom gang

Watch me switch to APC if Bubu performs well..

In other words, you are a scavenger and political olosho just like Bakanista!

stephenqueen:
Chai how cum you collect double promotion

Na me be first to COMMENT na

francizy:
But truly, me francizy and am, we really fit each other.. Now way iceberylin done use and dump her for me, shey how you see am?..

Oga just go ahead, it's allowed

francizy:
Good

But you are a TANOID

stephenqueen:
Which class you dey now Na primary 2 or 3

Na Primary 6 oh, I wan write Common entrance

francizy:
Oti ya weyrey ni oh!

I swear, Weyrey oshi ni ggrin ooooo

francizy:
Hahahahaha, the goon was actually referring to the insulting set of APC fans oh! My baddddddd!

Apologies sir!

No need to apologize sir, I'm not a GOON

stephenqueen:
No worry, you try na. You go collect 2D exercise book and pencil as your prize

E better pass the bournvita wey dem give me for Primary school na

stephenqueen:
Mumu see as kingt om steal FTC from you

1st out of 1,368,459 members, I try na

I am 99.9% sure my mother used something like this for me, I hear say I too worry the woman life, she nearly run mad on top my matter

But No woman can ever replace my dear mum

ggrin:
[color=indigo]wasere omode yi[/color]

Shey eleyi ti ya weyrey ni

dharay99:

kin gtom na fine wetin?
Him sef confess say he & handsome na enemies.

2dice:
uhnn... So whatsapp campaign group dey sef ....Holla me when ee do shele ...shoo .kinggtom na fine boi laaa ...me na OBj set I dey ...

dharay99:

no worry,
If we jam for any whatsapp campaign group.

Yhu go see me...nd u will b like, "king tom even fyn pass u"

Awon Weyrey

Trypa:
E concern u eh

E no concern me

Trypa:
I dey look ur nyash na

Nothing dey there to look oh, e no big reach your own na

francizy:
Hehehehe, when have you seen me insult people for praising the Messiah of Daura?

Never done that, except the change chanting goons gets at me first..

Francizy my brother, you have contradicted yourself, you see by making the bolded statement above, you are obviously a member of the Fedora Fisherman's camp. Now notice I did not say the words TANOID, GOON, DRUNK or CLUELESS when referring to your crew. Tell me another story Pastor Francizy

peeparty:
I taya oo

Some guys don't think before they post

Creamish:
End Of Discussion...im not about to derail the thread further..

Yes ma, I can see more TONGUE

peeparty:
lol.man must pack oo d is luv in sharing sumtin