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Johneyhaz:
Kingtom i no carry the money where you put am oo

All campaign mánagers

Cc kingl ekan
Dhar ay
Agar awu
Ami natu
Jackspa rrow1207
Stephe nqueen
Asum o12

Your money dey with king tom oo

Truckpusher:
Hehe, why are you engaging a lady with a rocky puccy?

Our precious son Chima must be catching hell I swear.


How can a man live a normal life with a bruised diick all day.

MrsChima ,repent for the kingdom of God is very pregnant.

TheSonOfMark:

Scared of mentioning MrsChima?

There, I did.

stephenqueen:
9 don knack na alberto2k where you dey?

laykorn:
You must have you been feeding sour Orijin to your iffa. That babe your iffa just directed us to was the lagoon Oba Rilwan was talking referring the Igbos to.

Truckpusher:
Mad boy ,I swear .

MrsChima:
Can a Nigerian man with funny accent sounds like Chris Brown?

Truckpusher:
Aunty, aw far?

stephenqueen:
Youself dey mind that fool

Truckpusher:
Here is my comprehensive list :
King Tom Kin glekan Ene god krad leber Th eSo nOfMark Blac kett
Still compiling names ........

peeparty:
King T we're daht werey carry d ghana must go run go.even fo d parry last night na only jSpark 127 we're i see share money oo

laykorn:


Go and ask your iffa where we can get a girl like that.

Moana:
i never saw my pride price again

peeparty:
So mizmycoli nuffin fo d CM

Aminat508:
Dyge asy nd KingTo m, una no go serve us Bobo star ni?

Moana:
abeg im a born again virgin only my husband will chop

robosky02:
no that not from me. and thats not for nairaland queens.

i will send the card my self is like you have loaded the MB on your phone.

Twaci:
No bi u send me go there?

Smh...

robosky02:
please thats not what i gave you.

i mean the rechage card 2000 worth of airtime for them

check your back pocket your have mixed it up

robosky02:
lol you like vote a lot

its actually prize giving day. and i have my own prize to give my boy KingTom will present it after this show

Moana:
u want to blow up the durex and fly back home abi

Moana:
make we trek to Punta Cana

Moana:
sorry you funny die o

Moana:
lolz

Moana:
lolz you are funny die

Moana:
how do virgins get married if they dont get a boyfriend?

Moana:
oya take my heart

Moana:
sheyi u want Ferrari

ivyy:
King tom you,ve got MPD

Moana:
i just get irritated when someone people think every one is like their idiiotic sisters that have to open their legs just to get money for survival.

So because i said he should give her more money to buy something that meets his expectations. Someone buys u something cheap, you go ahead and buy yourself something according to your taste, its a simple as that.

falconey:

op you need advice from someone that had experienced it directly or indirectly.


I call on professor king tom - mouth odour specialist.