₦airaland Forum

kinglekan:
Hahahahaha!! U be confirm Orishawuru na.
U wan make MODs go ban innocent pipu bah? U nor see say Oga of FP dey view.

ggrin:
smh

ggrin:
lesbian

ggrin:
I don get this weyrey for aburo naa

laykorn:
I wonder where she'd be; she used to settle the fights I and laykhorn had, calling us both twin brothers and her sons, until somehow we started to believe that ourselves and learnt to make jokes of the crazy situations. Sometime this year, Laykhorn was teaching me how to codes, and I was teaching him how to write poems.


Where could she be?
Can you help? I heard you're a native doctor.

kinglekan:

Na true na dokita!!

Why I go call my self laykorn abi na Laycorn when I nor be Agbado?

Na so dis Ph babe wey I go still sama, wetin be dt her name again oo.

*pensive*

Ehen sinaj!! Na so she dey mistake me for one KingLaykay abi na KingKhlan, I don forget sef.

Nor worry u go see Aworinde for ya village. I heard the last of them dey shrine dey continue the family dynasty

laykorn:
This reminds me! Have you set your eyes on missberrypop5 of recent?

kinglekan:
Omo Guru Marahji.

tohpahz:
Lolzz.. u guys are obsessed with boobs

U need antidote

kinglekan:

Hahahahaha!! KingTom abo ri nnkan bayiii.

But how does it feel living another monikers life on NL. Iwo gan gan lo ye ko ma pe ni "The Double".

Hope say u kpansh the babe sha? Sho dull e shaaaa?

laykorn:
You just broke Rule 20.

kinglekan:
Sho serious ni? Shey kin pe won wa?
Aunty Ish....

kinglekan:
Charis abi Charity? Iyen ma pe logba ewon.
Enu e ti mu ju.

peeparty:
hope ur good sha?collect dem small small.u Knw wata I mean

laykorn:
Yeah, sure! I'm sure most of the moderators don't even know it's an offence. If not, one of those ultra-enthusiastic moderators would have pounced on me with a ban for breaking Rule 12.

kinglekan:
Awon Aunty Sharlene temple.
Opelope won ni awon Miss Nairaland fi increase ebun to fe fun awon contestant.
Aunty Southi ese ooo, sugbon shey e ni color blindness ni ma?

kinglekan:

Dokita ori yen so oooo!!

Make dem kukuma introduce "get out of jail free card". I don miss one very classy babe like that.

Mo ti miss e gidi gidi gan ni ooo.

laykorn:
Hehe. I was just scrolling through the rules someday when I found that there was a certain Rule 12 that prohibited it, then, I stopped. I'm surprised that no single moderator ever warned me about it; not even the CEO.

kinglekan:

Na true ooo!! E get one babe sef wey dey do am. Mayb becos say she be oyinbo dem con dey free am.

Awon yen multi colour lo fi type.

laykorn:
You got me wrong. I don't deny the fact that you are Evil or that Evil got a 10 year ban. I thought you posted that as a proof for KingTom's 10 year ban.

kinglekan:
Dem go drain you. Wa di panla.

kinglekan:

KingTom e be like say oga loko nor dey watch prison break.

laykorn:
Evilthatmendo is not KingTom, sir. I have my contact lens on.

kinglekan:

Oya naa!! Na 100years Ban u dey use joke.

U and charly go dey kpansh una self for prison.

ronald4lif:
Mesef no wan talk too much before the land me for prison. Sha, I hear say Charis was moved from kirikiri to Lugbe maximum prison last night. We go try go visit the guy na.

tohpahz:
Lolzz. I'm just here oo.. you??

laykorn:
10 years?

That should have been 2005.

You can lie for Africa.

ronald4lif:
Any body wey enter jail come back no learn sense na mumu hin be. I just dey laugh as our madam classy dey flex muscles with the mods. She has been giving 10years ban lol. Oga Charis sef was lucky to be sent to the gulag for just 2months. I miss that guy mehn.

Spaxon:
u try... lemme fetch a beer for u

Nayah:
Quite true

ronald4lif:
See this agbero doctor. E be like say me and you our own na to dey watch e-brawling. When you mah sef go participate?.

nikkiehan:
hmmmmmmm