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chimerase2:
awwwwwwww

Na that one sweet pass

chimerase2:

kinglekan:
Shatarrrrpppp dere!!

Dr 2mins Noodles.

35mins ko 1 hour ni, u be horse.

Mechionuuuuuu!!!!

I weep for your ignorance, does the word "Burantashi" mean anything to you?
Anuofia!

chimerase2:
na foreign abi local ?

Na Local na

chimerase2:
u dey do batch A and B
U wan wound ua amu?

Batch B amd C na for when madam finish from bathroom na

chimerase2:
na Eva I dey use
Dat on sweet pass joy

You sabi better thing jare!

ivyy:
Big eeeeew

ivyy:
* sprinkles holy water on his head *

***Burns***
Aje you know what you are, yet you still have the mind to use holy water?

chimerase2:
kai now now?

I need clear the first batch na, so that when batch B go service, e go tey

chimerase2:

But You fit still use joy soap na

chimerase2:
u dn run cum

I don finish

tosyne2much:
KingTom I hail ur ministry ooooo

More strength 2 ur joystick

Amen!

prettythicksme:
God dey

God win!

chimerase2:
no dat one go wound ua amu *gives him bimbo soap* oya takee use and cum as u like

I no like bimbo, Mazi Okeke palm oil na hin sure pass, na the raw material for bimbo soap na!

prettythicksme:
kingtom can lieee ehnnn,infact na all the guys wey dey this thread.God dey #jacksparrow1207 and stephenqueen come share una lie oooo :Danyway me dey enjoy dis thread like long thing.Tosyne2much

Mumu! Try me then for 2002 when I dey 200 level! I for kill you, now I don retire sha

kinglekan:
ROTFL.. LWKMD

Dr Butter mint abi na Tom Tom

U baddd gann ooo!!

So na ijaw sound track she dey gv u?

My bellle oooooo!!!

Baba I no understand wetin she dey talk oh, na only efurukumo kumo kumo kumo ehhhhh!!! I dey hear

ivyy:
Your case is strong o

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuuuuuusssss!!!!

ronald4lif:
See doctor. So na only one rounds you fit do. Poor Angelique! I been think say with all this mouth you dey run for here you for knack atleast 3. Abi na only married women dey don you on ni

Mumu! You think say na marathon? I just wan prove point, My record is still 35 minutes per round. 8 rounds,

ivyy:
You know you like it

Sshhhhhhhh! You are interrupting me!
****Grabs palm oil****

ivyy:
What's up with the mods in this section

A lot of sexuality threads in here these days

See where you are bringing me!!!

AgapeCharis:
Buaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!! !

Girls can lie give their seeelllfff!!!

I know ronald4lif have like a thousand stories to tell.

That fake priest? Na Konji carry am run go U.K na

AgapeCharis:
Funny stories!

KingTom come share how ekaete take scam you.

Below you

My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling . I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S

Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass.

I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai

When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid.

Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries . I let her go.

The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!!

I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi!

tosyne2much, I don comment oh!

Orijin101:
Dem go seize your abuna last last. . . i swear!

If that one happen, na to use 50cl Pepsi bottle na

Orijin101:
Hehehehe. . . gbamugiaja abi?

Your head dey there!

Orijin101:
Baba, you go don do another course instead of gynecology na

No be that kin work I dey talk na