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stephenqueen:
Ask kingtom he will tell you the meaning

Chimerase:
Mumu kingtom anoda question


Wia can young ladies in nairaland get mife and meso?

From my colleague Obinosco

jimmy4x:
Abeg Hazard and Rooney, only ds season o, who better pass, hbelp me explain give Sammyblake.

Na Hazard this season na, but Rooney dey try based on circumstances and age

chimerase2:
ma future wife punny fit dey der

No Me na your guy na, I no dey play with your things

stephenqueen:
Chai see as him just dey shake head for inside cell,him dey regret

Wetin my boss do again na, ah ah, wetin e do, why dem just turn amu to ban magnet!

Our own ban dey load oh 64%

stephenqueen:
Abeg throw amu banana him no vex again

****Dies***

chimerase2:
answeer me no dey open dos ua mumu 28 teeth

Na you na, how many chimpanzees dey here before?

alberto2k:

alberto2k:

DrAify:

Piccolos

taiocol:
Your answer ^^^ shows There's nothing like Karma

in some cases, there is.

Lisaflex:
No o! my hands r clean

Really?

stephenqueen:
Chai E don pain amu, pele no cry .kingtom abeg u get left over rice for there Abeg help me give chimerase2

The burnt bottom pot wey remain, scrape amu give the mumu

taiocol:
Tosyne2much and KingTom
Oya make una manage that one before I unfollow the Thread



If you knew you were right, would you take a stand even if you know you would make a scene in public or would you let it go?

How often do you make your bed?



What are your favorite apps that you use often?


Are you addicted to anything?

The world would be a better place if…?


What’s your favorite alcoholic drink?

What’s your favorite Series?


What's Your stance on people who do tattoos and body piercing?


Warri Wolves, Kano Pillars or Enyimba?

1) I stand for what I believe

2) Everyday

3) Ms Word, GTA san Andreas, Black's E-Medical dictionary

4) Big ass

5) Racial, Ethnic and Xenophobic attacks could stop, and people could live in harmony

6) Heineken

7) CW's The Originals

I think the body is the Lord's temple, we should respect it.

9) Enyimba for Life mehn!!

chimerase2:
Kingtom ma nxt question is
How many nakkked cat do u see in a day

An average of 4 but who's counting

stephenqueen:
Kingtom E be like say orijin101 dey for prison oooo,see as E just dey sake head for inside cell cuz he no fit comment .agbero2k Alberto2k abeg go give amu bread and beans

I dey wonder why my guy never ask me question, Abeg make dem free am na

stephenqueen:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeepa

The Chimpanzee don vex o

chimerase2:
na me u dey talk to?

taiocol:
Have been to Kano before and I stayed for some hours and I didn't find any Lamborghini



What about the Good people bad things happen to or the bad ones Good thing? Where would you place that

In the Capital? Where the Arab boys motor club have their meetings?

2) Karma is a bítch sometimes

alberto2k:
Baba I really hope those Doc find something very positive, I friend of mine has asthma, that's why I'm very much concerned.



Self servicing?

Kingtom so no be 2day u spoil
So, na u be that pikin way break him lapi make momsi no catch u

Na my TV and VCR I break, lappy no dey for me for 1995 na

DrAify:
Kingtom has got only a fiver in his account

It's enough for a Romantic Pizza dinner

dechandel:
Ashewo

Aje!

prettythicksme:
age13 u don start to dey self service,end time doctor

Na those nonsense pikins for Imeko teach me bad thing oh

alberto2k:
Kingtom's Tom of all Profession

Who even dash amu Gynecologist

Mtscheww!. . . Come my garage for oshodi, make u see Baba Sule keke way get Flatscreen with Samsung AC

Mumu, you dey use my name chike babes abi? Agbero Oshi!

Chiam55:
You are the reason I only see female gynecologists

I need to examine you sef
*****Grabs Speculum*****

alberto2k:
I bet u must know that dumbass very well


Kingtom ya wife don open ur broke yansh

Oniranu!

Lisaflex:
Hmmmm...y don't i bliv ur answers to 1 &2? not surprised@ ur ans to no3 tho... bad pikin

Na you born the pikin give me?

jimmy4x:

Abeg na Joke oooo, Krasid dey kill on top Madrid matter o

taiocol:
Why do you think money can't Buy Happiness? Have you ever seen someone in a Lamborghini And The person Sad?


Can You explain How karma works

Why should I not judge a book by its cover?

1) Go to Kano and see those rich Hausa Kids with Lamborghinis wishing the be happy.

2) Karma, simply bad things to bad people and good things to good people be aptly explained with vivid examples in our everyday lives. The man who stole a phone stupidly logged into the owner's facebook Account and was caught.

3) Judging a book by it's cover, robs you of The opportunity to enjoy it. When I got Alabi-Isama's tragedy of victory, Mtcheeeeew I thought, just an old frustrated fool ranting, but on reading the book, I actually enjoyed myself

stephenqueen:
Mumu u beta go back to sch,make u dey go adult lesson .kingtom abi I lie

The mumu dey learn under tree

jimmy4x:
No let krasid see this comment, hin fit roast u alive.

Hahahahaha no mind those guys, dem dey worship that selfish flop like their god

braindamage:
Doctore una too like nyash. All my friends wey be doc, esp the ones wey no dey fear woman n**edness. E join 4 wetin una dey learn for skol

Na the first course

stephenqueen:
Maluu oshi

Lisaflex:
Ufan, hw many kids do u hv outside wedlock?

Hw many of dem did u deny?

R u one of those dubious drs dt always wnt 2 do a vj examination even wen it ain't necessary?

1) None

2) None

3) Ooooooooohhhhhh Yeeeeeeeeessssss!!!!!