₦airaland Forum

BlueRayDick:
The woman na real Ngbeke.

I've never heard of her before until the night of APC presidential primaries when she came on the podium to address the delegates.

Starting feom that night I've always looked forward to her next drama. . She will be missed like Patrick Obahiagbon was missed in the house of reps for the entertainment side of things

BlueRayDick:
Na so this woman take commot minister despite jumping from one event to the other creating a scene

afrodoc2:
Alignment?

BlueRayDick:
I served 14/15.

Yes, I didn't get any support from home while I was serving because I stayed for months at home before NYSC and by that time I was already fending for myself as omo boy on the streets.

I served in the core north, I didn't travel to the South all through my service year (so I saved money off unnecessary travel expenses) and I don't eat much. I also don't feed other corpers off my allawee . I was financially displined although I dey drink black bullet steady once in a while when allawee drop.

I served in a village tho and there wasn't any luxury I could spend money on.

But the crux of the matter is : food was relatively cheap. Funny enough, the school I served had boarding facilities and we as teachers had privilege to request for food from dining hall , but I am not really into Hausa food so I didn't explore that route. Other corpers who did probably saved more than I do.

There was one mountain of fire Yoruba babe wey we dey get alignment wey dey always come inside my room to collect my sardines while she dey send her allawee to her mama to keep for her. The day I clear her ehn, she shock say shey na because of sardines I dey halla

raumdeuter:
Yes oh. Semid4lyfe no sabi how e take happen. He was just minding his business watching football and the wife hit her leg on bedframe and got pregnant

Unlimited22:
I didn't want to be the one to do this 😂😅😅😂😅😂

raumdeuter:
Babanla unexpected. Like it happened to Joseph and Mary

BlueRayDick:


Baba say unexpectedly. He knows fully well he's not sterile o, neither is his woman infertile. Yet baba say unexpectedly

semid4lyfe:
There's security in being paid regularly 12 times in a year.

You know when you'll be paid and how much it'd be so you'll plan accordingly.

Apart from sickness, another advice that I feel is not trumpeted enough in this period is not to impregnate your woman.

I had made the necessary adjustments, cut off unnecessary expenses and was doing fairly okay but wifey unexpectedly got pregnant last year put to bed in January and since then its been a struggle to keep head above water cos of the extra baby expenses.

Anyways. thank God baby was XY. I take solace in the fact we have completed childbearing and the kids are in our preferred 1:2 XX-XY ratio.

GloriousGbola:
Man is trying for form hard man. He wants to be a legend like Obj who invited —----to eat amala and then had him ousted.

I have forgotten the guys name.

Ibime:
See difference. Iamoyindamola for hold the coconut dey pet am, then call his daddy immediately after to transfer school

obainojazz:
There was this well built guy that used to obtain my lodge mates then in Unikz and said he was providing security ( I only learned this after my encounter with him).
We were playing soccer one time and as boys, we see coconut start to Dey chop.
The dude was opening the coconuts and said I should hold this… I helped since I assumed it’s because his hands were full.
That’s how he said I should make sure sand doesn’t touch the coconut… I said what you mean bro… He’s like don’t let sand touch it or you’ll see what I’ll do to you.
I threw that shít on the floor and told him do your worse… Coward guys around kept saying I should have just held the coconut and not make trouble with him 🤡

After that incident, he continued to obtain boys and always avoided me… cos in this life, you don’t know who is who

GloriousGbola:
all these medical student always mentoring instead of reading

you be certified hard man jare - not like ibime the studio gangsta

raumdeuter:
If you no gree, you go marry your own daughter yourself

airmark:

Tpain don make everybody eye dey red.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This thread is therapeutic

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airmark:
But you no tell them this.

iamoyindamola:
if this guy see emilokan one on one ehn🤣🤣🤣

TrebleChamp:
10/10 😎 😁

Emaprince:
Oh this place caught fire eh?

Nice job from the guys we never expected to cook.

unlimited and kingtom. I dey suspect kingtom. be like bros was a member back then in rap section..the metaphors and similes dont look ordinary.

izzou:

BlueRayDick:
You no go fold keh?

When T-pain hardship meet my guy finish, he shout for epp straight.

Just one year! 👌

afrodoc2:
Nice one. 😀

Lyrically dope and also had the crowd pleasing 2nd half to tug at the people’s heartstrings.

Unlimited22:
Nigga you really don't want to take that bet
Cuz you'll steady be holding the twelfth letter of the alphabet
They let you cook and you burned the kitchen down
Cuz a blind nigga can't tell when the main G's in town!

Unlimited22:
Crashed into the arena like Rockets on Hamas/
Eliminated the leader, like Jay did to Nas/
You're dreaming of the old days like say your rhymes bin Dey flow/
Even if Hezbollah make you leader, you no go still blow

WhoDeyHause:
For sure dem hunchos toast, all they gang didn't expect this.
Pagers getting gbolas roast, bibi's threats were fvckin taken as some weak diss

Emotions running high, questions on Israel why u make our Gaza children cry?
but remember 2 days before October 9, sinwar ordered a hit which made some innocents die.

WhoDeyHause:
Vayolenceyahu's balls probably exploding with cum, "no Diddy though" and probably jamming Big poppa with his crew after another hamas bigwig takedown
.
🎶I love it when you call me big poppa🎶
Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true player.
I love it when you call me big poppa
To the honies gettin money playin fellas like dummies
I love it when you call me big poppa
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place, why?
Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be having my baby, Uh.
Rest in peace biggie smalls.

Jokerman:
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