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Someone please breakdown this Oba of Benin, Twitter live Fuckery for me

OasisX:
.....same Man had pics with President Jonathan and Elder Statesman, Edwin Clarke as well.

This man

Oasis007:


......you actually.

Well he got one thing right, there's just too many idiots on this continent.

Ellexy:
😕😕

Oasis007:
Matthijs de Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui have just completed medical tests at Carrington!

Contracts set to be signed on both clubs and players’ side with agent Rafaela Pimenta in Manchester.

All documents to be ok within 24h as MdL and Mazraoui will be ready for Fulham.

- Fabrizio Romano

Sad News?

Joezinho:
Okay bro. My bad.

No issue bro

izzou:
[color=royalblue]E be like say na different Rutube Okpa download oh.

In a bid to smuggle in the agenda like pure Coke, he downloaded Rutube for Kids

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Joezinho:
Did he not win trophies and matches for us with his saves?

i was asking about Onana

akwesenana:
Yes, if Pablo scored his, he might have been the hero of the shootout.

I didn't watch the match, but on paper the result is not really a bad one

Joezinho:
Honestly, this Onana is just a bum.

Mf is full of unseriousness. Does this clown thinks he’s in a choreography class?

Onana is worse than David De Gea ever was for us Mhenn, it’s going to be a longgggg season!!!

Did he save any penalty?

larride:
How is the refinery that is already producing diesel to the market hasn't started worked?

Again, use your God given brain, it's not for decoration. Stop outsourcing your thinking faculties to your fellow human.

Wetin I dey read like this nitori Olohun

obainojazz:
The fact he saw her as a baby…. Nahhh

I was 19 in 2003, I saw Aderonke as a baby, Aderonke is 21 now and if you see her, you might just be tempted to pull a Nwoko

larride:
Ehn ehn. No be so we take win FA Cup last season?

You don forget who send Chelsea to Conference League?

Ride on bro, I nearly forgot

Unlimited22:
Nah Serbia threw this away

From their performance I could smell lule, it's the same smell we get when Man Utd takes the lead against any of the big 5, lule

Ishilove:
Hi. How are your folks holding up?

Very well nne, may the gods be praised

Izzou, Unlimited22 et al, when I'm cooking don't doubt me

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Unless they step up, Grumbling and gnashing of teeth is sure.[/color]

I see them winning it anyway. My money's on the US of A and you can't tell me nothing

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Serbia wan spoil USA steeze[/color]

Brooooo US swearing and sweating

osaretinevans:
I use a Nissan primera saloon 2005 model, it's automatic and uses CVT transmission. I discovered vehicle drags after driving for 30 minutes or at most 1 hour steady drive, expecially when I slow down a bit . The vehicle has to cool down for another 1 hour before it will move normally. I have changed the gear box oil , but the issue persist. please is there any one here with a real solution to this issue?

Bro I swear I'm battling the same issue

aieromon:
If your Primera is the P11-144 series which was mated with a CVT, you need Nissan NS1 Fluid.

Can you share VIN for confirmation?

This is mine bro, I recently replaced the gearbox and used NS1 I however notice that it still stalls. I only manage to move around using the manual D+ and -

Ibime:
Lyles dey form injured after losing. Joker

You're familiar with his game

GloriousGbola:
i know na. i just googled her after i read your post
thats why i said she glowed up. thicc and light skin

you know umlimited's people have a thing for giving their secondary school girls low cut for some reason.

her fat is now in the right places

I'm interested in some research sharing expeditions with you sir, strictly for research purposes of course

odizeey:
And nairaland is where real humans are. Funny.

Nairaland na cesspit

BlueRayDick:
I just tire my brother .

The person wey wan deal person and the person dem wan deal with are no longer growing young.

Shey na like this we go Dey Dey ? 😂

Wike don pull Atiku boxers down for roadside nothing wey Atiku go do am now

BlueRayDick:
When will Atiku deal with Wike exactly ?

Atiku is 77 presently and will be 80 in 2027 when he may most likely not win the presidential elections .

When gan gan Atiku wan deal with Wike ? Na when they both go to heaven or the other place ?

TheLequte:
Luke Shaw back at Carrington.

Dokita Wodi wodi

OasisX:
......you guys keep hammering on FX like its all we need to beat down inflation. How much is a bag of Rice in Benin Republic?! Do you know Smugglers do pay more than ₦1m as bribe to clear a Trailer of Rice from Saki to Lagos?!

How do you expect them to recoup the money?! Simply by spreading it on the retail price. Even with CFA, Rice ain't as expensive as its being sold in Nigeria.

If you are interested in Rice business, I can link you up with a sure plug in Saki. You'll be supplied without collateral but you must pay back in 3 days.

Price of Rice will crash in few days times, mark this post. Maize and Wheats will be imported massively too.

The maize and wheat price crash will crash the price of feed which will in turn crash the price of eggs and birds. The bird and egg price crash will vis a vis crash the state of hunger, the state of hunger will crash the state of anger and the state of anger will to some extent crash the state of insecurity

Ibime:
Mentorship is a 24/7 responsibility

Yes indeed sir, even in the most dire situations, mentorship reigns Supreme, I tender an important example below.

Itsrm:
How you know say na food dey inside. Be like you dey dispatch steady to mentees

it's a fact I cannot deny