₦airaland Forum

SouffleX:
If my husband(s) hear

Truckpusher

kenny987:
oh yeah, you'll be d first to know...lol
It's difficult though cos there's lots of numbers involved but for ur sake, I'll keep at it.

Thanks, my employers really appreciate it

EddyBlingzz:
make i wear googles look again

Abeg wear thick rimmed ones

chimerase2:
amu nt joking here

Hoe Kay

standd:
Lol...that question should be submitted to JAMB Asap

Universal liar!!!!

kenny987:
To the one deserving of the honour to be called my bf, I tell the truth cos there's no need to lie but for u however, I must calculate n u must be patient! As na full-time employment 4 u, u must wait until d job u were sent to do is done then u can demand n morally justify ur pay... Patience...

When you have arrived at the lie, just notify me

Truckpusher:
*Rushes and grabs him by the belt ,KingTom please dont believe her that's another lie*

*****Quickly removes wet sticky hand from SouffleX's hole*****

EddyBlingzz:
sorry sir i no do again


but wait o, dechandel keeps dodging this contest. Maka why? See those creamy long legs that make me want to look for vaseline

Taaaaaaaah Dechandel hot legs? No be those two toothpicks I dey see so

SouffleX:
Oya come make I borrow you my own

I need that one inside, wait let me reach into it and remove the ITEM

Beennkumar:
The ministry is moving.

KingTom for Miss Nairaland!

You will all pay for this!

chimerase2:
I knw jare na me mumu pass
I play amu for two diffrent ticket I didn't knw
With high moni

I hv been ARONISED
Infact aron dn beta pass me as amu speaking u OTO knw wat AMU saying

Like the Biblical Aaron, you have gone home empty handed!
Chai see wetin man pikin dey type!

standd:
Excuse me You guys be making Naija babes look like universal liars Not fair

We are sorry, but you guys need to learn that honesty is the best policy.
e.g. How many men have you slept with?

charlos14:
What Rule

12. Don't insert signatures into your posts.
Instead, add the desired signature to your
profile.

dechandel:
Godforbid

You be my spirit wife o, dey there

EddyBlingzz:
third manager signing in officially.

Kingtom for miss nl!

Edward, I am sure you do not want to bring Calamity on the people of Kakwagom! These two mumus have incurred my wrath on their people! No join them o

Truckpusher:
*clears throat*


Bring rat wey get white bear bear

Bring one blind mosquito

Bring a one barren cockroach

[size=28pt]And the pubic hair of a Nigerian girl that has never lied before to her boyfriend[/size].

With these items we will appease the gods to release you from the stranglehold of the spirit of woman wrappering.

BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!! WHERE THE FÜCK AM I GOING TO FIND THE FOURTH ITEM? GUY YOU ARE VERY VERY WICKED, THAT IS NONEXISTENT, NA NEVERLAND ABI NARNIA WEY I GO FIND THAT KIN THING! CHAI!! TRUCKPUSHER, WHY EVILS?

chimerase2:
I play amu anyteam win scond half with ma hard earned 2K dos foools cum play amu draw

But guy, you no know say Foolham na mumu team? Shey you don see!

kenny987:
Oya wait, I am calculating. I need to make sure the DoB and age tally properly...

LWKMD just give me the official football age you gave your boyfriend

dechandel:
I didn't do anything o .. Been quiet and the ogbanje in you had to remember i exist

We are kindred spirits

kenny987:
Shebi u are now our class teasha preparing the register for attendance? Biko translate the yoruba wy u blow for dere o! I no be yoruba so if na yab make I know how to shape mouth answer u!

I simply asked how old you were? TruckPusher baba look I am doing it again!

chimerase2:

Mumu you go bet on top mumu Foolham head, now Charlton don open your nyash

Truckpusher:
Oya bring paper make I give write you list of the items for this sacrifice abeg.

Make we helep your matter - Dem say old man no go dey for house and goat dey born with rope for neck.

Anything wey you talk I go do abeg

wristwatch:
Baba I dey Abeokuta As I am speaking.. Which side 4 ogun u dey? heheeh shey calabar gurls neva do u strong tin?

Bros you for tell me since when I bin dey there na, na Ijebu North East, that yeye LGA wey my papa go born me.
Abeg Baale na joke oh, I no wan pay fine

dechandel:

TheChannel!! E dey sweet you now abi?

prettythicksme:
God forbid abi dog

Na you talk am no be me o

ivyy:
I won't give you that satisfaction
No!

Btw see where your craz don land you you got nominated

Na you hex me!
Aje!

wristwatch:
u dey craze ooo ... lmao

Ok simple where u dey stay.. I wan c u

Baba na Calabar your boy dey work o, na only Buhari election carry me go Ogun o, I'm still contemplating whether to go home to Ijebu to vote in the Governorship elections

Truckpusher:
You'll forever remain this way woman wrappering till your wrapped like weed

When they told me you were my enemy, I rebuked them, now see. Bros na you dey pray this kin bad prayer for me abi?

prettythicksme:
i fit

You go spend everyday with your back for ground o