₦airaland Forum

missclasssy:
How is life in the midlands? I hope you are helping the seeker an the mother confessor find the "sacred stone"

Make sure you help Mario and Luigi defeat Coopa in the Mushroom Kingdom

missclasssy:
Say hi to Alice for me, over there in Wonderland

How is the weather in Asgard today? Is Loki still giving Thor trouble?

silverdam:
In Duncan Mighty's voice: "E dey pain you gaga oooooo"

Na stereoman na

missclasssy:
How is Disneyland, or are you back from attending to that patient at Dreamworks studio

Say hello to Peter Pan and Captain Hook for me in Neverland dear

lanicky:
Mtcheew!

I'm not ready to talk....I need to call Jega first.

Sis charijee....don't blame me if I kill KingTom oo

Abeg listen to Charijee accept the wind of change wey my guys dem!

@topic it means I am a spirit na because I exhibit all those signs

missclasssy:
If you want, I could buy you a ticket so you could journey away from the Arcadia you are inhabiting

Baby you're in Narnia mehn! It's not real

missclasssy:
Didn't I teach your doc _ass a lesson

You living in dream world baby

lanicky:
Hmmm!

ggrin must have reincarnated more than twice cos she's kinda weird, maybe she's a spirit..maybe

Election don finish oh so na here you hide? Oya dre11 come make we ask am. Lanicky how market na?

missclasssy:
I already taught your boyfriend a lesson. Please scroll down the page and you will see it all

Bye cinderella

That reminds me, what of iceberylin

You don start again abi?

ggrin:
oh oh oh

Kingtom over to you, tseems she needs ur ukpa

I have handled it

Rita Open your leg! I want to Impregnate you now now now!!!! Forget Condoms

Sai Buhari!


I'll regret this tomorrow

missclasssy:
You get bad mouth sha

Erectile dysfunction ke? Chai that one sef boil my blood small

missclasssy:
First of all, I typed that last comment before I saw your comment.

Thanks for all you said, really I feel honored in a way

One thing you should know is that kingtom and I are actually friends.
We are just kidding with each other. Its a way of calming down the stress

But na wa for you o, Needle diick? Chai that one pain me small sha

scantee:
All of you that using abusive words on GEJ your generation can never achieve half of his achievements, his name is in the history book already, ur unknown person, many of you are even jobless after today you go back to the street looking for job, if your GMB win that can never add anything to your pocket, your struggling continues OYO.



GEJ or not I am a fulfilled guy.

ma odimma ma odinjo GEJ ahurum gi na anya.

My generation invented Facebook, My generation invented smartphones, my generation invented CARD READERS!!!!!!!


What my Generation did not do is claim Stealing is not Corruption or ask

"How much did Jim Nwobodo stoled, not steal o, STOLED" Smh

Sore losers

Sai Buhari jor

missclasssy:
Well, I don't think even the worlds best physicians can pull off the impassable stunt of finding a cure for your rare level of _erectile dysfunction

Hahahahaha good one, erectile dysfunction, at least I can still use a Penis Pump now can I? But for your over stretched pussssssy. hmmmmm God help you if there is ever a remedy

groundnutoil:
u shud atleast thank gej for making us experience true democracy by restoring power in d hands of the people u think it easy to take back power from d incumbent just like dat ..atleast give gej credit for making us experience true democracy atleast he said it would d electorate vote count and he did

1.4 million voters in Rivers state? True democracy my foot!

missclasssy:
Well, I don't think that even the worlds best hydrogen filled pumps could do anything to help your deflated and withered _genitals

Nor can the Planet's best Sanitizer and disinfectant do anything about the putridity of your crotch

davidstones:
This is the main problem with Africans. People should have the right to support whosoever they want. If everybody has been forced to support PDP, am sure you guys will be singing another tune. We must learn to respect other people's opinion. You chose to vote and support APC, others choose to vote and support PDP, what is wrong in that? Nigeria is what it is because we do not want to have respect for the opinion of others. All these people that all of you are dieing for, will go to the place to eat and wine while you stay here killing one another. Learn to have respect for other people's opinion. I know that is unnigerian.

Barcanista! Is that you?

missclasssy:
Wrong presumption

It's actually because the pickle-sized organ located in your rancid pubic region, superior to your grotesque scrotum and inferior to your futile umbilicus, is a tool incapable of doing justice to the epithelial cells of even the tightest of virgin*s

I know the Putrid disaster lying in between your legs was too much for the poor guy, it shrunk in disgust

anonimi:
Why shame?
Sadness, yes at not seeing an outcome you expected, believed in and worked towards its actualisation.

Any feeling of shame at a YET to be concluded election is meant for those who rigged themselves in starting with the deception that will certainly reveal itself as was the case in Lagos state after 2003.
I will be here to remind us all and encourage us to deal with it.

BARCANISTA! na you so?

missclasssy:
Would you

I don't think you've got the stamina, skill and experience to pull through

I know it's as wide and as deep as the Atlantic ocean, sad to say, I don't think earth's male population can fill that space

missclasssy:
Whatever
You can go stroke ggrin's over-expanded pun*ny for all I care

Oh is this what this is about? Oh sorry dear, don't worry I'll stroke your Chasm like Pu**sy too

Orijin101:
Guys, make una no vex say i no show since morning ooo

Na mods borrow me 24hours ban but i don evade am sha

cc: stephenqueen
2dice
valmunich
alberto2k
kingtom
keeper1
etc

Guy you sef? Na everyday you go dey chop ban?

missclasssy:
In February of 2011, a british man known as Alan, scored 48 on the mental retardation range of the wechslers classification commonly known as IQ tests

That is the lowest IQ score ever recorded in a grown human since the inception of IQ tests

After reading this, I thought to myself, what if two humans with the same IQ range as Alan copulated,
I imagined their child to be exceptionally dumb and moronic

Well I can emphatically tell you at this moment, that I just crossed that thin line between imagination and reality

You see my dear girl, you would do better than to copy my ideas, I mean? Just look at what you wrote. Anyway Smh, go Play with a stick ok

ggrin:
abeg wetin that ode missclassy dy yarn so

Help me ask the mumu

ebukaOtika:
Abeg take am easy as you dey call that my Oga Alberto name ooooo ,.,,, cos him don join Army.

Really? Our Army is bleeped then!

missclasssy:
I think the ones some people have isn't just sufficient enough
Perhaps they need a transplant

When I observed surgery on a cretin late last year, I noticed she had a pea sized brain and I know that a tyrannosaurus rex had a peanut sized brain, I became fascinated as to what a union between these two would yield. Well My fascination just ended

chisco82:
Odi mma oo!
Jehovah bu Eze, I give God all the glory.
How your side naa,
I knew you had a fablous birthday celebration?
Hope mprex gave you a lovely birthday gift or abi na ggrin?

Na Mprex o

missclasssy:
Can people become more mundane and annoying than this

Rubbish

Brains are an amazing gift given to humans, I wish some people used them

ggrin:
goatboy

Gagara badun

chisco82:
Oga m, oginikwa?
What i do?

Nothing my brother, I just wan hail you. Ke du?

Mprex:

Please!