₦airaland Forum

stephenqueen:
Your papa yansh ,make i be like you ba? Make I cum get malaria for NL prision

See as you slim come get white eye, chai that weed wey dem deprive you of for 24 hours don dey take effect ooo!! Alberto2k abeg your services are needed here

dechandel:
Say Godforbid in Yoruba language

Olorun Maje ooooooooooooooooooo!!!

stephenqueen:
Niccur am just back from nairaland's prision,I spent 24 hours there

Guy wetin you do? Mtcheeeeeewww only 24 hours? Abeg swerve jor! You never reach my level for ban things

dechandel:
He started doing it on his wedding night
I cant say same for Naija leaders of tomorrow

This has been my circadian rhythm since forever
Who is Kingtom

Your spirit husband, and the one ticking your biological clock!

Yes, that's the best night dress

valmunich:
Lmao @ the whole armour of God

LewisO:
[color=#000033] [size=14pt]Guy what's the past tense of "qoute"? [/size][/color]

Quoted. But you asked "Why Quoted me" which is wrong, it should be "Why quote me?" You only use quoted in situations like "I quoted your gbagaun" and "He/she quoted you"


Bros no vex abeg, I no wan fall your hand. I just love highlighting Gbagauns.

valmunich:
LOL.. Obama go tell you say em no do am?

BTW, you're always awake by this time,,, I'm really starting to suspect you and KingTom

Baba I am innocent o




@OP I prefer she wears the whole armour of God

LewisO:
[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Does my post give a pain in the skull? Why quoted me? [/size][/color]

Sorry but I have to do this

GBAGAUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dechandel:
Holy Ghost Fire

Yes the Holy Ghost will FIRE something tonight, Oya open your legs!

pweetixandy:
Lol

He's just like u...I mean the facial features,same smile.


I'll direct him to ur profile so he'll see

Please direct me to his too

tosyne2much:
Dey dia make pant dey wear you

Who tell you say u dey handsome

Baba why you dey Cast me like this, this night na? You see me for dream?

pweetixandy:
U look like one nairalander I know..soooo much!


And he's gap toothed as well!


The resemblance is striking!

Is he as handsome as me?

dechandel:
Protea hotel Asokoro
You wan come??

JESUS!!!! I dey come now now, abeg set bed for roof, I want to bring an my Prince into this world!!

dechandel:
I get work

Where you dey operate? I dey fly round Abuja now o,

bxcode:
If this is a developed country, you will be arrested for spewing such nonsense

Nwa Mkpi this GEJ loss really pain you o

dre11 my man, my state Ogun has been delivered, how Osun and Oyo? https://www.nairaland.com/2225629/buhari-wins-presidential-election-ogun/1#32151358



Wait o! Lanicky you are from Ogun state too?

MY STATE REPRESENTING CHANGE MEHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAI BUHARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BARCANISTA HOW MARKET NA?

dechandel:

Aje you never sleep?

Lala247:
Reputation iranu wo joor send kini fu mi

I can't read or write

ggrin:
that ukpa headed fellow

Ewure oko

ggrin:
olosho

Ketekete obo

ggrin:
aworinde

chimerase2:
De spirit of god is minstrying to me now
Everi body silent
Becos of dis sweet fine boi
Der is a gal here her monicker starts with m and ends with e she is using candle now liberating her self from dat same evil spirit dat held kingtom
Der is anoda gal with a big UKWU her monicker starts with R the spirit of god is telling me she is on her 5th Love Machine
I been wan question de spirit but de spirit provoke say make I no question amu say na true

More minstrations re still coming as amu led so shall I say

Amu lead too

dechandel:

Amen!!

Yes o, see my sexy gap tooth

chimerase2:
Oh boi kingtom I swear ma landlord ned se dis guy oh

I swear see fresh meat

dechandel:
Yup..
I need to ask him why he is that handsome
Kingtom needs to learn some work!!

EEEEEEEDIOTTT!!!!!!

lanicky:
Mtcheew.


The end justifies the beans ooops! means rather.


Skele lele lele wu....

But by 12:00PM tomorrow, dre11 and I will be Popping Champagne and singing Change is Here!!!!
Skelemba!

Lala247:
Ok u'll b my side guy get it .. Stand by
On waiting list .. U don forward ur cv to jack ?

CV ke? Omo ge, My reputation precedes me!

rokiatu:
Is she your love?

No You are my one and only love, I am just trying to explain to you guys how I ended up this way. Disfigured and ugly

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]KingTom help me check this guy dp. No be eye pencil be that?? [/color]

Na Mascara!

lanicky:
Oju gbogbo yin ma ja laipe laijina

*walks outta house* I need fresh air.

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dechandel:

Wicked!!
Thank God transformation is coming soon
Kingtom geh ready!!

What did I do to deserve this na?