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Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 8:40pm On Nov 04, 2014
ggrin:
undecided
Show me na if you do I'll upload mine grin
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 8:37pm On Nov 04, 2014
naijaboiy:
oga which phone you dey use na cheesy

People don hear my own tire
Nokia torch light embarassed na the naijaboiy2bunskh I dey talk o grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by KingTom(m): 8:35pm On Nov 04, 2014
Obinoscopy:
You were erroneously banned by the spambot. I'm so so sorry for that. You've been unbanned. Regards.
Mod of the year the way you explain yourself e dey hard make person vex for you! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 8:33pm On Nov 04, 2014
Where is ggrin's VN naijaboiy and Chibwike una own no gree play o grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by KingTom(m): 8:30pm On Nov 04, 2014
Jennimma:
i was only trying my hands on bulk hbd wishes.
Sorry o nwanyi oma it is well but its a day I hope? cheesy
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 8:29pm On Nov 04, 2014
Omolola1:
Here's mine:
I stopped postiing on Nairaland a while back so I'm not familiar with the newbies
U guys are all wonderful though kiss
shocked shocked shocked your voice sexy die!! grin
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 8:26pm On Nov 04, 2014
Idowuogbo wey your voice na? grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by KingTom(m): 8:23pm On Nov 04, 2014
Jennimma:
Tom swidy,na diaries mod ban me o
Obinoscopy or Uj_Sizzle and what was your offence na cry
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 8:19pm On Nov 04, 2014
ggrin:
Cc andyblaze
Xsenga
Mizmycoli
Creamybanana
Iceberylin
Gooci
Nickz
Vizkiz
Rozzay
Andyboomba
Seun
Dolcillious
Farano
Kelvingraphics
my voice tho embarassedembarassedembarassedcrycry
Wey the voice note na grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by KingTom(m): 8:14pm On Nov 04, 2014
Jennimma:
aunty kachi,i was banned this morning o.i cant update my diary which i so want to do now.help me nwanyi oma.
What!!!! Who banned you? Tell me who dared! I go burst bottle for hin head! now now dem no dey fear!? grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Introducing The Youngest Officials In The PDP Government by KingTom(m): 2:40pm On Nov 04, 2014
Chai Anenhih is 99 years o! grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 1:41pm On Nov 04, 2014
khiaa:
Say what you need to say Tom. grin Come on, let me have it. grin
I want to be the main piece grin
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 1:25pm On Nov 04, 2014
Dem wan hear my voice? Hmmmmmmmmmm Wetin I go talk sef shocked okay I go form accent grin grin grin. But come o wey the other voice notes huh
Politics › Re: Unveiling Governor Ayo Fayose’s 5 Children by KingTom(m): 12:57pm On Nov 04, 2014
Choi!!!!!!! I dob reacch first page Fayose you are a man. grin
Family › Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by KingTom(m): 12:32pm On Nov 04, 2014
Sophyrocks:
Look at this list. Too many unrealistic expectations. More like fantasies of the typical african man living in the stone age forgetting the world is constantly changing everyday. Wake up!! You think real life is all about lists? woman wey go attempt all these ones go die off like chicken and surprisingly her typical african husband go marry woman wey no fit do 5 in this list.
Na so Mods sef name am grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by KingTom(m): 12:28pm On Nov 04, 2014
I His royal Highness King (Dr.) Thomas Chisom Adekunle Aworinde hereby vote
Fidira
Rokiatu
Rozzay
Omolola1
AfricanApple
Nabsprada
Angelamina
Vivly lipsrsealed
Erm who again sef
Jenimma
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by KingTom(m): 6:00am On Nov 04, 2014
joelenesleek:
thanks it does not mean nothing tongue
It means you are beautiful, sexy, hot. grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 5:55am On Nov 04, 2014
dre11:
And who be the person.... Or persons


So....... Kingtom is a sidepiece and don't give me the brother eishtongue



I hope he is looking oooogringrin
lipsrsealed
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 5:53am On Nov 04, 2014
khiaa:
Kingtom knows he is my sidepiece, it's no secret. grin
embarassed
Romance › Re: 3cycle And Tall Guys by KingTom(m): 5:51am On Nov 04, 2014
tosyne2much:
KingTom oooooya outrightly disclose your height, you might be helping a single lady in the section tongue
grin grin grin lipsrsealed
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 5:50am On Nov 04, 2014
khiaa:
A good sidepiece knows his boundaries and never over steps them. grin
A good sidepiece knows when to come out and play and when to stay put. grin
A good sidepiece knows he could never compete with the Big Daddy, so he never trys. grin
A good sidepiece understands the fact that he is only kept around INCASE Big Daddy decides he wants to act up. grin grin grin
A good sidepiece is just like a vice president, he's there just incase some mess go down and if it does he will take his position. grin
Lol grin Kingtom I'm just playing with you. grin
shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: 3cycle And Tall Guys by KingTom(m): 11:19pm On Nov 03, 2014
farano:
*hiohiohiohiohio!!!* People should stop meddling in what does not concern them..
This your laff dey like lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by KingTom(m): 11:15pm On Nov 03, 2014
joelenesleek:
meaning grin
You are beautiful grin or does it mean... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Who Do You Love Most On Nairaland by KingTom(m): 9:57pm On Nov 03, 2014
Romance › Re: Who Do You Love Most On Nairaland by KingTom(m): 8:12pm On Nov 03, 2014
khiaa:
Don't you love me back? sad
I love you my main piece grin I love you so much grin
Family › Re: Does Being A " Good African Wife"= Suffering? by KingTom(m): 8:07pm On Nov 03, 2014
aisha2:
I have noticed that a woman is mostly expected to suffer before she is referred to as a good wife or sweet mother.
The story or picture of a sweet mother is usually one who suffers so much for so long.

One funny thing is that any technological innovation that aims to make womens life easier is strongly resisted and women who use these called lazy.

Funny thing those complaining will always rush technological gadgets like they phones they use to comment. They will use calculator instead of calculating with their brains yet it doesnt make them lazy. They will have the newest cars, instead of bicycles or treking like their likewise hard working fathers and ancestors. They will use clippers instead of razor as used by grandfathers, they will wear all the desinger wriat watches instead of standing under the sun to check time. They will eat processed food and meat unstead of going to farm for food, hunt for it or fish like their own fathers did.
Here are some most resisted technological innovations

1. Yam pounder: lazy women cant pound common yam for 4 people they cant pound. My mother used to pound for all 3 wives and 38 children without getting tired.

Gas cooker: lazy women, what happened to firewood. Our mothers went 10 kilometres to get firewood yet you want me to spend 4 k every month on gas.

Washing machine: how many clothes are you washing self? My mother had 9 kids and handwashed all their ckothes in the stream

Epidural: this is the height of laziness, if my mother can have 10 kids at home on her own why cant you push out 4 by yourself?

Dish washer: why did i marry you? What will you be doing while machine is washing plates for you? grin
Why don't you go naked like your foremothers undecided abeg go and pound yam for me and my guests jooor but before then get me a beer from the fridge
***Smacks her butt as she leaves***
Be fast with that yam grin grin grin

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