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Jbluv55:
Real Madrid 3 v 1 Barcelona

With goals from Neymar (Barcelona) @ 4'
Ronaldo(Madrid) @ 36' penalty
Pepe(Madrid) @ 50'
Benzema(Madrid) @ 61'

Jbluv55:
Hehehe

LogoDWhiz:
Akpos spits saliva in his palms and starts rubbing it all over his head
Teacher: Akpors! What stupid thing are you
doing? .. what is the essence of smearing your
head with saliva ??

Akpors: because what you are teaching
isnt entering.

Teacher: and so what has that got to do
with saliva?

Akpors: I overheard my mum last night telling dad in their bedroom that if it is difficult for it to enter, apply some saliva on the head

*gtg* *gtg* *gtg* *gtg*

Jbluv55:
Here you go sire

https://www.buyam.com.ng/images/products/r/u/p/gulder%20beer%20bottle%20copy.JPG

And welcome back

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . So you don dey fear box now abi?

AfricanApple:
see yourself, good Samaritan chuk u inside wahala.I like say u go taste prison small sha

Jbluv55:
Torh!!! Sannu fa . You must need a drink abi?

Jbluv55:
Yes ma'am .

*whispers to her*....I could repackage him in that box if you so wish tho'

Jbluv55:
Gaskiya . Hope you were being fed while locked sha

Jbluv55:
How does it feel to be out of prison?

Jbluv55:
End of Season 1 of NL prison break o . KingTom is out o.

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Which jail door you destroy? Abi the prison break wey we just organize

Ivanspring:
Really? When is it happening? Will he be at the bar today?

AfricanApple:
eh na, since its prison break method and scene u want to use, u gas use most of those characters


I wonder what the jovial kingtom did to warrant such sentence

IrishKez:
Finer!

Ivanspring:
Come to you indeed, as if you gave me the address of your hospital

I guess having a doctor friend must have its rewards

Seun:
Try reading the first post.

Seun:
I've cleaned up the thread so we can continue the OP's discussion which is about creating a Charity section. I hope people will stick to this.

Ivanspring:
Is that how you'll kiss[/s] nurse me to health

Ivanspring:
So if i suddenly fell ill at the bar, you would do nothing?

Jbluv55:
No wahala baba mi . We fit start evening parry drag am till Sunday by which time Chelsea go don Crash to our frenemies(Man U) .

Ivanspring:
Good evening Dr, do you own an e-clinic?

Ivanspring:
I did, thanks.

I just noticed i typed TomKing instead of KingTom

Ishilove:
May Soponna strike you with elephantiasis of the scrotum. Eediot fellow like you. Oponu radarada. Olori awon iidiots. May a randy elephant sodomise you.