₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
lmao. I don see aworinde. na who come dey teash u Igbo

AfricanApple:
my own kain nurse go be soji one, u know those kain ones wey their white uniform dey be super sexy with high heel cover shoe, patient sef go well by force, pple like KelvinGraphics go catch their memory back sharply but I know say dem no go want dat kain nurse becos before patient pay any money dem go don well

AfricanApple:
hmm! aworinde, idile awo lo ti wa ni?

I was thinking u are from all these akwa ibom, Ibibio them them side o

dre11:
Let's go there
So it's u and rozzay now

KelvinGraphics:
Africanapple come and answer o

AfricanApple:
hian. jbluv55, KelvinGraphics, mbok is it true that kingtom is a Yoruba?

AfricanApple:
jbluv55
caseless
dre11
KelvinGraphics
truckpusher
kingtom
sameer1212
u guys should get ready to be my back up o, I just got slotted in for miss Nairaland competition

AfricanApple:
Yoruba? adonblivit

be serious

AfricanApple:
to where?

surprise! so u can speak Yoruba?

KelvinGraphics:
Oga u being shining your brown teeths like a laughing jackass since 7:00pm today. Wetin happen?

missberrypop5:
we for use that blue whale do fish pepper soup and sushi for Jbluv55 bar

missberrypop5:
lol, danced around? Now lets be fair, they've got a better squad than we have. See oscar, williams and hazard. Drogba is equal to rvp. Coasta wasn't there, falcao wasn't there. So to be sincer, if i had my cash on it, i'll go for chelsea giving us 2-0 without coasta o. But look, our teams were even, even with there so called squad. Don't mind fallaini, his hair was giving him much stress , but to be honest, i didn't expect our performance today. My babies made me proud. If falcao was in the position of rvp, we would have won.

Jbluv55:
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A doctor KingTom wrote on his new clinic:

"Any treatment is 10,000 Naira and if we cannot treat you, we will pay you 20,000 Naira."

Wanting the 20,000 Naira for himself, A guy KelvinGraphics came to the doc and said: "I can't feel any taste."

The doc asked a nurse AfricanApple to give KelvinGraphics a few drops of medicine from box 22. Upon taking the drops, KelvinGraphics shouted: "Oh stop! It is urine!"

The doctor said: "Congratulations , your sense of taste is back now."

KelvinGraphics was very angry that he lost 10,000 Naira. He came back 2 weeks later determined to get 20,000 Naira.

The following conversation ensued between KelvinGraphics and doctor KingTom.

KelvinGraphics: I lost my memory.

KingTom: AfricanApple! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22.

KelvinGraphics: Wait doctor! But that medicine is for sense of taste na.

Doctor KingTom: Congratulations ,your memory is back.

KelvinGraphics was forced to pay another 10,000 Naira . [/b]

KelvinGraphics:
No be your fault na

If no be KingTom wey carry him oga Olubukato motor jam dat banner wey dey for front of this bar dat indicates that Truckpusherz aint allowed in here U 4 get mouth dey tell me dis thing? U better be thanking KingTOM 4 granting you that once in a lifetime opportunity... D little box u made 4rm ur truck biz is what u wanna spend on dat girl abi? I will advice u save d change and go for a change of truck which will boast ur biz instead of using it to buy her sachet water and fanta dis gals aint loyal o...
Iam advicing U as a brother now, make u no say i no tell U later o.
Dnt come beggin me 4 money to weld dat ur sick truck or money to change the tire and tube again

AfricanApple:
boyfriend ko pikinfriend ni.

dah one good na, make better inspiration dey the biography sha














but u are such a bitter liar

Jbluv55:
Here you go

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KelvinGraphics:
I kan see.
Xo how is ur ministry? Finally moved to d permanent site, abi u still dey roam about dey find your C of O paper?

Kyase:
Not happy about the score-line though.....but we go manage am.....
Come next year, falcao,kelvin strooman, arturo vidal,rooney, matt hummel, di maria, hererra, blind et al will be available and chelsea and any other team are in stew.......

Ivanspring:
My day...began well...and i believe will end well.

Shall we order? I'm farmished

Jbluv55:
Unfortunately No but a draw is still in order .

Mondisweets:
KingTom Tommy tomato i see u

KelvinGraphics:
Ara gbawakwa gi isi there

Hwfa?

fredoooooo:
My doctor ... no wahala o una go come to the bridge

JEITO:
o! So na becos we raise leg small for una so dat una city rivals no go dey miles ahead dats why u dey talk ba? No worry, becos of this you hav said, we are going unbeaten this season

Kyase:
Thank u boss

FLAWLES:
lol

Ivanspring:
Thank you
*takes her seat*

JEITO:
And so, after 9games, Chelsea stands as the Alpha Lion with 23poins

Southhampton 19
Mancity 17
Westham 16
Arsenam 14
Swansea 14
Liverpool 14
And man utd in familiar terrain wit 13 points

Kyase:
Howfar na.
Am I stil dreaming?

Ivanspring:
I'm back! Oya be a gentleman, i want to sit down...