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Romance › Re: What Were The Dirty Things You Did To Your Female Friends As A Child by KingTom(m): 11:51am On Oct 26, 2014
Mprex:
what? sad
shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: What Were The Dirty Things You Did To Your Female Friends As A Child by KingTom(m): 11:49am On Oct 26, 2014
xynerise:
You would have gotten a better view of underwears and shimy If you had looked at them from the ground floor of the school building outside the balcony while they were all gossiping upstair.
No all of you have got it wrong you should have just challenged them to a strip challenge and see how it goes. Or better still ask innocently "why is your chest region so hot" or there is dust on your skirt, grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Were The Dirty Things You Did To Your Female Friends As A Child by KingTom(m): 11:42am On Oct 26, 2014
Mprex:
I used to be very saucy when i was young so no one came close to me talk more of playing dirty games. undecided
shocked
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is Ur Greatest Artist/musician? by KingTom(m): 11:40am On Oct 26, 2014
Kanye West
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 11:20am On Oct 26, 2014
undecided
Politics › Re: 2015: PDP Govs Confront Jonathan Over First Lady by KingTom(m): 10:07am On Oct 26, 2014
pkang:
So she should fold hands watch people tarnish her husband.
A kind doesn't fight but that does not mean his children will watch people beating their father and keep mute because they are royalty.
huh huh huh

Politics › Re: 2015: PDP Govs Confront Jonathan Over First Lady by KingTom(m): 9:56am On Oct 26, 2014
[quote author=wwwkaycom post=27461240]Madam Shepopotamus
Even the police bows before her
Tried to appoint a chairman for PeeDeePee, Lol...
She knows her onions[/quote]***Falls down in Church and stars laughing and convulsing, Priest pours bucket of Holy water on me***
grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Defection: Tambuwal Lobbies Reps Against Impeachment by KingTom(m): 9:45am On Oct 26, 2014
When did it become a crime to leave a party when you feel like huh and I thought Obj was the worst. Mtcheeew This tyranny in our country must stop.
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Girls Exposed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by KingTom(m): 9:31am On Oct 26, 2014
missberrypop5:
op is high on dried coconut leafs. He needs help.
LWKMD grin grin grin
Education › Re: Why Do People Find It Hard To Read Academic Books Than Non-academic Ones by KingTom(m): 9:26am On Oct 26, 2014
hod898:
First of all Op, the topic should be 'most people'

Secondly, enter a good university to study an engineering or a medical course go de read novel, when you get a CPGA of 1.3, you will know that it is students below tertiary level that read novels instead of academic books.
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Help Can A Guy Be Handsome And Not Sex Appealing Or Sex Appealing And Otherwise by KingTom(m): 9:15am On Oct 26, 2014
khiaa:
How dare you call yourself ugly sad you can't be my sidepiece and be ugly. sad sad sad
Truth is bitter ma'am grin
Romance › Re: . by KingTom(m): 9:04am On Oct 26, 2014
tosyne2much:
she should know that it is appointed onto men to chase kitty-cat, that she's married doesn't change anything so this doesn't sound strange to our hearing.. No lady ever outgrows kitty-cat chasing by men

Abi I no talk am well my bros ?
You over talk.am well boss na wetin make we elect you as NL men V.C abeg I twale. Instead of being flattered that other men still find her attractive she dey here dey make noise grin
Romance › Re: Help Can A Guy Be Handsome And Not Sex Appealing Or Sex Appealing And Otherwise by KingTom(m): 8:55am On Oct 26, 2014
adepiero:
Sorry if your offended for using you as an example. I am not rich, yet I don't hustle and its not like am lazy. I just don't have a hustlers spirit. everything I want comes to me without sweat grin TGod for that.

**Money makes the world go round is a Blackman ideology** I have many white friends that are ugly and broke yet they have sex like its no mans business undecided
sex with white or black women? Abeg make we enter another chapter grin
Celebrities › Re: 25 Shocking Things You Never Knew About Dame Patience Jonathan by KingTom(m): 8:50am On Oct 26, 2014
AfricanApple:
ogbeni! free me joor, u seems to be obsessed with dat name, of all the names on nl, for u have keenly noticed my moniker like dis, na im be say....

ask anybody, they would pick my name to yours anytime any day


now enuf
shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: . by KingTom(m): 8:45am On Oct 26, 2014
Another thread against guys mtcheeeew undecided Prof. Tosyne2much abeg do the needful grin
Romance › Re: Help Can A Guy Be Handsome And Not Sex Appealing Or Sex Appealing And Otherwise by KingTom(m): 8:40am On Oct 26, 2014
adepiero:

1. Take yourself as an example. are you rich? NO! yet you don't wear rags. when did being poor surmount to wearing rags? or the word you were looking for is wretched!

2. He could be a hustler if he was poor but then who told you every hustler is poor? or every poor guy hustles! **musicians are not poor, yet they hustle**

3. who says he won't have time to be a bad boy? av you forgotten what your pastor said "An idle mind is the devils workshop" and mind you, robbery is also a form of hustle only that its negative.u

Last bullet, don't forget that Balotelli is an African and then an Italian! if your are a football lover like me then you ought to know that Africans and Italians are good liars when it comes to age declaration.
By the grace of God I am not poor. Also as regards his being idle use yourself as an example are you rich? NO! yet you hustle so you mean poor guys are lazy and just sit down? common man! Money is the key a poor guy can have sex appeal but if you are poor and ugly well...
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 8:31am On Oct 26, 2014
FLAWLES:
am a newbie
Oh welcome dear grin
Romance › Re: Help Can A Guy Be Handsome And Not Sex Appealing Or Sex Appealing And Otherwise by KingTom(m): 8:13am On Oct 26, 2014
adepiero:
you believe balottelli is actually 22yrs old! smh undecided

even if balotelli was poor, he will still have the same sex appeal. mind you sex appeal is different from sex drive! don't get it twisted. and as I said earlier, money is not a factor.
If he were poor he would;
1) Be wearing rags
2) Be hustling
3) In line with no 2 will not have time to be a bad boy unless maybe a robber
As for his age you really think because he is ugly then he must be old? SMH undecided
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by KingTom(m): 8:10am On Oct 26, 2014
Dygeasy:
A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"

As she closed the door, the young man quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet,
ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity this morning." grin
***Falls inside Volcano*** grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 8:03am On Oct 26, 2014
LogoDWhiz:
Okay.

Stop saying 'sir' please. It makes me feel older than i am.

Have a nice day ahead!
Ah okay o is bros preferable?
Romance › Re: Am Crushing On A Nairalander by KingTom(m): 8:02am On Oct 26, 2014
Abeg chike am almost all the girls wey I know for NL don chop one insult or the other from me grin
Romance › Re: Help Can A Guy Be Handsome And Not Sex Appealing Or Sex Appealing And Otherwise by KingTom(m): 7:45am On Oct 26, 2014
adepiero:
Sex appeal has little or nothing to do with beauty or money. It is more of physique and charisma. cool

BALOTELLI is not handsome though he has money and a great level of sex appeal! he is a bad boy and ladies love bad boys, he has good carriage and charisma, even his body speaks volume. a one night stand with him would be appreciated by many ladies. grin

So being handsome alone doesn't cut the bread. wizkid is just a kid so what kinda sex appeal can he have? undecided

**mind you, money has nothing to do with sex appeal**
He is older than Balotelli undecided and mind you a lot of Ladies see being handsome as a great turn on. Imagine if Baboontelli was poor, no one will look at his face, whereas even if Wizkid were poor he would still be getting some. Money plays a crucial role, na wetin ugly guys like me and Balotelli dey use shine. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Help Can A Guy Be Handsome And Not Sex Appealing Or Sex Appealing And Otherwise by KingTom(m): 7:40am On Oct 26, 2014
djeezy:
Money makes pot belly sexy. That's all I can say. grin
O my brother testify! grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 7:33am On Oct 26, 2014
FLAWLES:
hawayu?
I'm fine. Hmmmmm this is the first time I'm seeing u tho smiley
Romance › Re: I Have PM Rokiatu Several Times But She Does by KingTom(m): 7:24am On Oct 26, 2014
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 7:23am On Oct 26, 2014
Jbluv55:
You don dey read minds again? shockedshockedshocked
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Older Women Vs Younger Women. Guys, Which Do You Prefer? by KingTom(m): 7:22am On Oct 26, 2014
enomakos:
are you a doctor tom?
Yes sir smiley
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 7:21am On Oct 26, 2014
FLAWLES:
funny pips
Good morning my dear grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 7:18am On Oct 26, 2014
khiaa:
lol grin *singing to jb*
*bad boy bad boy.... what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you* grin grin grin
grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 7:16am On Oct 26, 2014
Ivanspring:
She's...breathingcheesy
I missed you the most. grin
***Wears over starched agbada and heads for Church***
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 7:15am On Oct 26, 2014
LogoDWhiz:
@kingtom

okay bro

where are u based?
Calabar sir smiley
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by KingTom(m): 8:47pm On Oct 25, 2014
Lagunna:
Hehehehe grin grin
Badt guy grin
But I go soon return cheesy

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