₦airaland Forum

IrishKez:
Am good
Missed you sweetheart

How was your own day nau?

daveP:
naso!
E.g ( an elder stands up to warn ifeoma)

elder: never has it been ever heard of in this family that we took an inlaw from outside, and this tradition, you wont be the 1st to break it

all: yes yes(mumblings and head nodding)

ifeoma: (sad and disgruntled, cos she loves bayo and have proved beyond doubt that he is the one.) but traditions change

uncle razor(drops gin bottle) sharrap there ifeoma(stands and points walking stick meant for fashion and not priority) sharrap i say (some fellows mumble)......

dre11:
I don't know the rest.. ...

Seems ure still unsure of what u wanna say self

rozzay:
Btw how did u know its big

rozzay:
Is dat wat I think it means

IrishKez:
Peeping Tom!

dre11:
How many wrinkles have u had all this days u have squeezing ur face self

rozzay:
Lolz my big wat na

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Actually, in the original story I think the father and son ended up tying the donkey to a big stick and carrying it to their destination .

But wetin be the morale of the story baba?

rozzay:
My big wat dear?

dre11:
This ur punch line don't have the weight to make me laugh but I just wonder what the hell did u post

Jbluv55:
Chai!!! Baba nawa for you o. E be like say you wan make I tell you one story ba?

Abeg Dre11, KingTom, Obayaya, AfricanApple, Rozzay, IrishKez, Mismore, Miztola, Neighy, Jobsat34 etc and of course my SugarPie - SpcAgtOko - make una help me summarize this story for Caseless in 'Case' he doesn't understand it o

Father and Son are going on a journey with a donkey with both father and son walking on land and donkey following them. The first person they met says "haba!!! You are fools o. Why don't you allow the donkey do its work of carriage?".

Father and son both climb on donkey and they proceed. The next person they met shouts "Haba!!! Una wan kee the donkey ni?".

Father asks son to drop and walk on foot while he remains on donkey and journey proceeds. The next person shouts "Haba!!! Wicked father!!! You are enjoying yourself on the donkey while your son is made to walk?!".

Father drops and walks on foot while son climbs donkey and journey proceeds. The next person they met shouts "Haba!!! Stupid father!!! At your age you are walking and allowing your son who is stronger to be on the donkey?"

What should the father and son do at this stage?

rozzay:
Which is?

rozzay:
Lol u can come closer I don't bite

dre11:
The oga wife u had something with the other time

******hiss and rolls eyes*****

khiaa:
Don't forget to pop your collar.

dre11:
Should I pluck ur eyes for u

dre11:
Ehehe
So what is ur definition of ok
Because it a vague word that needed some magnitude and direction


Mah day.. .... Let me check the dictionary for the right words to use for u

khiaa:
Chucky234 is still jealous of you and you are completly innocent. lol

rozzay:
Hello

Caseless:
guy, u de africanapple too? Today it is spcagtoko, 2moro it is another. Jst leave dis one for me as i hav earmaked her for another guy.

IjeomaOkeke100:
ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can work full time while finishing school, raising
respectful and intelligent children, be active in
the PTA, be the pastor's secretary, and the choir
president and a make it all seem effortless

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a R10.00 out of 15 Cents

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can go from the boardroom to the 'township and "keep it
Real" in both places.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion
Trends.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look
Easy.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he
Didn’t get a darn thing.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be 75 years old and look 45!

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons
top $$$ for physical features she was already born
With.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be the mother of civilization

Did Ya'll Hear me?



Tell someone they’re beautiful today....

chucky234:
You were all over KingTom and I was dying of jealousy.

khiaa:
lol..... I wasn't all over Kingtom, and besides you knows he's my sidepiece.

audreybrian:
Yea

Chairbabe:
Shey you dey laff,i'll use spanner on your teeth.

dre11:


Abeg where is ur grave yard self

Jbluv55:
Haaa!!! Officer no vex na, make I quickly package am inside brown envelope give you na

IrishKez:

Jbluv55:
Na soooo .

Chairbabe:
chai, i don die.

dre11:
Am so sure I wasn't the one u saw.. ...

It must be officer kingtom