₦airaland Forum

marttol:
just curious.. just curious..

thatfinegirl:
I can't date a guy that is too fine....I just can't!!!�

Jabarzee:
We need to break up with these girls.we deserve better

Jabarzee:
She's always with her phone and always online on WhatsApp . this girl will be online and reply my message like 10hrs later , funny thing is she will view my status again without replying. And when I call her she hardly picks and she won't even tell me why she didn't pick. Have refused to send her any message or call her for the past 2days..can you believe this girl hasn't even messaged or called

Jabarzee:
Hey guys there's this girl I'm dating. she hardly calls or chat me up, even when I call her she doesn't even pick up, anytime I ask her the problem, she always says she's busy and all. Right now I don't even know if I'm dating myself

MuttleyLaff:
Squatting.
Squirting nah different mata, lol. If you know, you know. Who no know, be learner, lol.

holatin:
wish nairaland can go back to when stupid kids don't populate here. go play with your toy pls

stanley000:
Tell me what food you can eat without Maggi?

holatin:
during madam like 7 years ago, was rushing because time wasn't by my side. pour kerosene inside rice instead of groundnut oil. na so I eat am. I just can't miss that day fasting not even if I go die....mehn my faith was high those days...now God has bleeped me up

Jesuspikin8:

He doesn't still know till this day

That secret will follow me to my grave

Opeolami:
This was an experience with my late dad in the late 80's. My mother travelled to Ibadan from our base in Kano. My sisters wanted to make dinner that evening but my dad want to impress us with bitter leaf soup.

The food was ready but no one was able to eat because my dad did not wash the bitter leaf, he just washed and cook like a normal vegetable.

He was embarrassed and went out to buy us food.

mansakhalifa:
I don't want kids... would you believe that?

Mom used to caution me about my salt list but I have been way too obstinate to listen.

I know it's bad for me but... I just can't explain it. I mean the taste.

Apology accepted by the way, madam.

beewhy009:
Mine?

Almost 20 years ago, I wanted to prepare pounded yam... I put salt in the yam while cooking and the result was flabbergasting. � All cuz I wanted to show em at home I can now cook anything!

Share yours and let's enjoy em!

1stola:
Will you accept it if someone calls you:
EVIL
DIRTY
BAD
UGLY ETC?

kyng:
She's an urhobo from delta but lived in Ibadan
But something is not right here ufuoma and peace are actually the same name

1stola:
The first thing you need to do is to reject being called black!
It's not like there's anything wrong with black colour o.
But look at yourself very well!
ARE YOU BLACK?

Mind you, there can be 100 shades of BROWN but Black never changes...


The pink looking people or Caucasians gave that demeaning and derogatory tag or label to your fore fathers Which was sinisterly demeaning.

Accepting being called black to me is like suffering from residual slave mentality.

Wake up!

Ningen:
People keeping screwing us over.
Nigerians are slaves of the system everywhere.

johnkey:
I only have one reason, to fück nothing more.

Descorts:
If your girlfriend tells you that you are too small to hurt her feelings, just know you"re actually her side boy

2dice01:
Tony Tetuila - My Car
Klever Jay - Koni Koni Love
9ice - Gongo Aso
Niggga Raw - Obodo
Plantainshan Boys - You and i
Awilo - Was the shít that year

2dice01:
Jam of life

M.i - Anoti
Musiliu Haruna Ishola - Soyoyo
The Pulse ft Busts rhymes - Sotey remix
Wande Coal - Taboo
OJB - Searching
Weird Mc - Ijoya
P-square ft Rickross - Beautiful Onyinye Remix
Styl Plus - Olufunmi and Iya Basira
Eedris - Jaga Jaga
DJ Neptune ft Dagrin m.i Naeto c - 123 remix
Naeto C - Kini Big Deal


lefulefu come and add yours

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

shortgun:
Nothing new here.
It's guys that wants to die cos of hole that I pity.

daddytime:
Amazing grace....

Osobi32:
My reply will be..... Son are u happy and comfortable with her? How long have u known her? What does she do for a living? Have u met her parents? If his answer is satisfying then I will let them be. Note! Never judge a book by its cover. Life has thought me to look beyond physical appearance coz most wild looking ladies are more innocent then the innocent looking ones.

stupidity:
This thread nor follow.

Women do despicable things to make money
Men do worse.

What other ways do you think a woman can make quick money if not to use her body. I’m not in support of one using her body to make money but saying women do despicable things to make money is trash. We men do worse.

You don hear woman chop shlt before?

Zabiboy:
Single Dad for me....
Single mums wuld ( MOST TIMES) b filling ur mind with hatred for ur dad without telling u d main reason for their break up....
Evrybody has his own opinion tho

haywire07:
Referee fit blow offside after match don end?