₦airaland Forum

Tocynone:
FG should make it N50/liter

Ah just tire for them... Dem go just dey do fractional deduction... Smh

Erediauwa:
That security gat some lovely shape.

You really get eye... Asineeeh....

LabDNA:
Ewedu manchi.

E be like say hunger dey rumple your intestines.
Send me your account make quarantine hunger no finish you..

u make me luagh... You think I'm a Yoruba somebori..., Oh no m not...

Send you my aza make you wire
No thanks.... I don't want you to go bankrupt to buy me lunch....

LabDNA:
Knucklehead, intel from colleagues at the frontline says things are far worse than is painted to LabDNA.

Brace up, death stares LabDNA right in the face.

Lab-eRat... e pain am...

franchasng:
Coronavirus can never kill Nigerians the way it killed Italians, Spanish, Americans, Iranians, Chinese, Germans, etc.


Our weather is different from theirs. This virus kill people mostly through pneumonia like attacks that attack the lungs, the heart which makes breathing difficult. Just make sure you are always in warm environment, avoid cold drinks, take more of hot meals and drinks.

If you are diagnosed with coronavirus don't panic, it does not kill people that easily except you weren't being treated. Chloroquine, Azithromycin and zinc sulfate are all you need.

Take hot shower no more cold shower.

Keep your home well ventilated.

Keep chloroquine, Azithromycin and zinc sulfate with you, once you are diagnosed with covid-19, and you start to see some symptoms like fever, dry cough, weakness, please start the dosage asap don't mind those saying don't do self medication, do it it's safer and better than rushing to the hospital where your case will be ill managed and worsened out of fear. Most people who die of coronavirus were tested very late when their condition have become kind of severe or their chloroquine treatment were started a bit late, so early detection and treatment is key to defeating the virus.

But my advice to all Nigerians now, build your immune system up by taking vitamin c and vitamin d everyday. Buy 500mg above, don't buy 100mg.

Stay calm, coronavirus won't be as fatal as it is in other western world in Nigeria.

Worry more about the aftermath of this whole global pandemic, I mean the economic impact, that should be your worry for now

Buuuufffffff...... Another random theory....

johnmartus:
Ah this man thought its ordinary malaria I guess. Both of you will just die together and infect other neighbors. Although I understand your pain but you just have to calm down.

You are sounding like one of those NCDC staff..

LabDNA:
Fellow Nigerians, we are in deep shitt!

Labrat!! Na you alone.... Nija is a jungle... No friend

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Take her home
She won't die
She is gonna recover even faster!

No drugs for Corona viruse
Na random drugs them dey give for hospital

Na patients body dey fight this viruse by itself
Let me tell you all a secret:
Alot of people don get this viruse for Nigeria already and most of them don revcover for house without them even knowing

Damn nigarrrrr

For the first time I agree with you on this... I won't advice anyone to go to those isolation center.. treat yourself with malaria drugs....

After all, them never see cure yet...

APCNig:
Yes, in US, their world's best President Donald Trump is talking and tweeting while Americans are dying in thousands everyday. Nigeria's " bad" President has been silent and declared missing, yet his actions are producing good results. Over 100 confirmed cases and maybe thousands yet to be confirmed but ONLY TWO DEATHS of people who had underlying illnesses.

If you want a talking and tweeting President, go to America and die like Americans are dying in thousands.

GOD BLESS GOD

The leaders are not our protectors... I strongly believe that our immune system is strong enough to handle this virus... After many encounter with malaria, typhoid, Ebola etc.

So God is our true protector not those guys in Abuja....

clevvermind:
ours will be worse few months from now if care is not taken. I pray it shouldn't.

It won't... If it will, it would have happened like 3 weeks ago...

Zendinho:
Small money where parents supposed carry chop till lockdown finish, you expect make dem carry give you as home teacher......



You are a comedian.

Still have two parents owing me my pay for this month.. I'm not doing that (home lesson) again.

Brendaniel:
I have been working from home for the past 3 years, I keep thanking God for giving me such, It was 3 years ago I found out the strength of the Nigerian ID and passport online, you might not know this, but your ID and passport and as a Nigerian is stronger than most Arab countries, even some of them you envy, what I do isn't freelancing and it's purely legit...

Share some knowledge bro... What do you do??

Johntitus:
Lol... Love sometimes is intertwined with infatuations and lust. Have you ever wondered why and how your undying love diminished after sex with the 'love of your life'?

If it deminishes after sex, then that is not love but lust and ecstasy...

[color=#009900] love is not sex [/color]

It's clear she only wants your money.... Run away from such friendship. It is called a parasitic friendship..

She will never allow you to enter her honey pot if that is what you have in mind...

Uuuuuuuuuuhh.... Ah don talk my own oh

Still Africans bow down and continue to worship their generations

Spit**

BeLookingIDIOT:
Just 89 cases after all this while

What where you expecting, 89,000

Come on don't be pestimistic

LearnITsmash:
I love it to keep rising so that our useless pastors and politicians will have small sense

Guide your tongue boy...
Pastors are not useless and they owe you nothing...

adenigga:
That's the reason why we don't need too much States that cannot fend for themselves.
Let's adopt true federalism not pseudo - federalism we are practicing in Nigeria.

Go Memory Lane, as a student of politics, the first State creation occurred during the period of regionalism under Abubakar Tafawa Balewa. Mid - Western region was created out of Western region to clipped Awolowo's wing. Thank God that present Edo & Delta that falls to that region inherited crude oil, hence, ability to manage their affairs.

Not to stress you with story, Ekiti State was created out of Ondo State by Abacha to secure his government legitimacy without putting some economic indices into consideration.
Go to Ekiti today hardly will you find a manufacturing industries & some others that can boost the IGR, all what we have are service industries e. g. Banking industry.
Thou , they are trying to sort things out now o. Thanks for your understanding!

Nice thoughts... But for greed sake most of these states will not want a merger.

Eteka1:
If VAT is suspended, it will lead to more hardship as the Gross VAT allocations to states and LGAs which forms a big part of monthly allocations to States and LGAs will be severely affected.

Reduction in allocations to States and LGAs will cause some States and LGAs to be unable to pay their workers salaries.

True talk... But the hardship has been on for long so it will be seen as a norm...

Unable to pay workers Yeah that will be another excuse from bad governors... But before now some of them are owing workers...

So at the end of the day... Nothing new

Ibhamzah17:
PST. T B Joshua��

Leave am joor..... Naim be ur President

kabukabu50:
If US numbers are under reported the you know for a fact that Nigeria is probably 100x worse.

They are probably writing "pneumonia" and " heart attack" as cause of death all over in hospitals in Nigeria right now.

Don't compare Nigeria to America ever not even on the worst day.

How many hospital have you been to today alone in Nigeria

Stop spitting random theory and get your facts right.

If there are higher cases of Covid19 in Nigeria it cannot be hidden

Jaymaestro:
Trump policy has eventually saved immigrants. Little did they know it was a blessing in disguise.

Make Trump people go rest now.
Thanks
I pray God intervenes soon.

God has a way of making people humble....
He thought they won't need others help

But today it's a different story...

naijapips02:
That is because they are testing more people than any other nation on earth.

You will be surprised the numbers that would turn up of Nigeria starts testing more persons.

Most victims die of fear.... It will be better if the FG do not test more people... Cox some will die of fear

rockafela:
Where’s my cv

U be doctor dah year No be OTM you study??

Lanretoye:
Nigerian police may to destroy property

those ones get sense

Well,. Thanks to Almighty...
I'm not getting infected by this disease

Is that the only door No other door behind that one
Then I'm not surprised....
I have done that several times in the past...

Not new to me...

gqboyy:
They said a single man cant rape a woman except if he drugged her with sedatives. It takes more than one man to keep the legs of an unwilling woman open.

Only a weak single man... From others experience have heard and witness it's very easy

Seun:
Can someone convince our government to get on the phone with these people? A rapid test-kit that is also very accurate would be very helpful.

Bro... Calm down Dem Neva dey sell am..

Prettychichi21:
Yeah you're . you'd have been dead from d deadly virus if you weren't a Nigerian. For once I'm proud to be a Nigerian.

Alas, Something Sweet in a bitter situation.

German machine

Hitler comes to mind.....

Nice one.....

marshmonii:
.. Corrona virus can't survive in heat prone zones

Dey deceive urself dere.....